The Impenetrable Chloe Handler
@chloehandler.bsky.social
Comic creator, musician, opinionated and unfiltered AuDHD trans woman. She/her for people who are afraid of pronouns.
https://youtube.com/@glittershotband?si=zppfY52mymvtKDpX
https://youtube.com/@glittershotband?si=zppfY52mymvtKDpX
I like facts. I think we should use them a lot more.
August 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I like facts. I think we should use them a lot more.
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen? (Sorry, but I don't want to share the album cover, so here's the back of the CD)
July 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen? (Sorry, but I don't want to share the album cover, so here's the back of the CD)
NGL, I'm not too crazy about Gunn's version of Bizarro.
July 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
NGL, I'm not too crazy about Gunn's version of Bizarro.
Translation: I shit the bed, but I wiped my ass. Applause, please.
June 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Translation: I shit the bed, but I wiped my ass. Applause, please.
Huh. You don't say.
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Huh. You don't say.
Fuck MSM. This was a string of hate crimes. That diaper-filling, invisible accordion playing, demented orange chicken TACO mother fucker has emboldened bigots to do shit like this.
Also... totally unrelated, but that's not a bad price for a brick.
Also... totally unrelated, but that's not a bad price for a brick.
June 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Fuck MSM. This was a string of hate crimes. That diaper-filling, invisible accordion playing, demented orange chicken TACO mother fucker has emboldened bigots to do shit like this.
Also... totally unrelated, but that's not a bad price for a brick.
Also... totally unrelated, but that's not a bad price for a brick.
This is RFK Jr., and I refuse to believe otherwise.
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is RFK Jr., and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine thinks he's the hero. 'Member what happened to Emperor Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker?
I 'member.
#Resist #MayThe4thBeWithYou
I 'member.
#Resist #MayThe4thBeWithYou
May 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine thinks he's the hero. 'Member what happened to Emperor Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker?
I 'member.
#Resist #MayThe4thBeWithYou
I 'member.
#Resist #MayThe4thBeWithYou
What a dogenozzle.
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What a dogenozzle.
Just made a "po boy" style of sandwich with air fried tofu and vegan remoulade.
March 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just made a "po boy" style of sandwich with air fried tofu and vegan remoulade.
Is Nancy trying to tell us she's trans masculine, or does she really just say stuff without thinking it through first?
It's the second thing, huh?
It's the second thing, huh?
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is Nancy trying to tell us she's trans masculine, or does she really just say stuff without thinking it through first?
It's the second thing, huh?
It's the second thing, huh?
Have you ever noticed how this -- let's call her a "person" for lack of a better word -- always says the absolute dumbest shit, but then acts like she's just given us the blueprint for a fuel efficient Alcubierre Warp Drive?
March 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Have you ever noticed how this -- let's call her a "person" for lack of a better word -- always says the absolute dumbest shit, but then acts like she's just given us the blueprint for a fuel efficient Alcubierre Warp Drive?
Nothing to see here, folks. Just the richest man in the world, trying to convince us that he's "actually the good guy".
Like we didn't see him recently give a fascist salute.
Like we didn't see him recently give a fascist salute.
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Nothing to see here, folks. Just the richest man in the world, trying to convince us that he's "actually the good guy".
Like we didn't see him recently give a fascist salute.
Like we didn't see him recently give a fascist salute.
No. Dial the ignorance down there, Skeletor.
February 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
No. Dial the ignorance down there, Skeletor.
Happy Valentines Day!
February 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Happy Valentines Day!
I still can't believe half the country is either evil or stupid enough to vote for more of this. Just... why? And how many cartons of eggs are they eating every day?
February 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I still can't believe half the country is either evil or stupid enough to vote for more of this. Just... why? And how many cartons of eggs are they eating every day?
It's official. The "Male" sex no longer exists. Sorry guys, but you're all "Female" now because that's the default template at the time of conception. I'll be here if you need any pointers on how to live your truth.
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's official. The "Male" sex no longer exists. Sorry guys, but you're all "Female" now because that's the default template at the time of conception. I'll be here if you need any pointers on how to live your truth.
Here's one for your block list.
November 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Here's one for your block list.
I like pretty guitars, how about you?
February 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I like pretty guitars, how about you?
"Sith lords are my specialty,"
Lol, j/k. I just like the pretty shiny thing.
Lol, j/k. I just like the pretty shiny thing.
August 18, 2023 at 1:44 PM
"Sith lords are my specialty,"
Lol, j/k. I just like the pretty shiny thing.
Lol, j/k. I just like the pretty shiny thing.
Today, new decals. Tomorrow, a new bridge and locking tuners. After that, maybe a light lunch and a little rock.
August 16, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Today, new decals. Tomorrow, a new bridge and locking tuners. After that, maybe a light lunch and a little rock.