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🏳️‍🌈📍Berlin · raccoons, ducks, goats · literature, history, trash TV · tax the rich, ban cars, kill your idols · Manila was robbed
The Bosnian embassy sent me an email wishing me happy holidays and I can totally visualize the middle-aged clerk making this image in a free version of canva, between two games of solitaire
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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nach einem tag im sog bureau muss man wirklich für mehrere stunden dekompressieren
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Supermarkets should put up signs explaining that self-checkouts are there to make everything go faster, not so people can take their sweet time and think about whether they really want to buy that apple
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Know someone who'd like a book for Christmas?

PROUD PINK SKY follows William and Gareth as they move to the world's first ever gay state – a glittering cyberpunk metropolis that's not all it seems...

Discover the queer riots, bi ghettos, and trans slums of this alternate-world Berlin...
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Looking for a holiday gift?

THE GIDDY DEATH OF THE GAYS & THE STRANGE DEMISE OF STRAIGHTS

A romcom of four young Welsh people dealing with polyamory, bromance, and being nonbinary...

"It is truly impossible to describe this book in a way that does it justice; just download it immediately"
– Paste
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I spent a week in Paris and loved it but let me tell you, this is not a place for easily overwhelmed introverts. happy to go back the fugly dumpster that is Berlin and be able to keep my distance from other people.
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
german internet, 2025: it's taking over half an hour to download 200MB. if there's a hell, I hope helmut kohl is in it, tied up in glowing hot copper cables.
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I decided to make #onionsoup from scratch. it takes 4-5 hours and it's basically slowly turning a heap of veg into a small pot of thick, brown liquid. sexy, right? stay tuned
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ok also die Community soll Schwuz retten, damit es weitergeht mit denselben Leuten, die keinen Plan haben für die Zukunft? Die Community soll 300K zusammenkratzen für "we'll figure it out later"?
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I guess watching pokemon vgc championships live is the closest I'll ever get to feel like a straight dude watching football on tv
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'll be travelling to paris in a month and I can't decide whether to have a carrie in paris or emily in paris fantasy (gonna annoy french people anyway and I'm looking forward to it)
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
me when I have to interact with rich people
September 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hello bluesky what's good
September 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM