Chip Unicorn
@chipuni.bsky.social
A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him
You were literally *elected* to help run the country.
And you swore an oath to uphold the Constitution.
I'm *glad* that you take your job seriously!
And you swore an oath to uphold the Constitution.
I'm *glad* that you take your job seriously!
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You were literally *elected* to help run the country.
And you swore an oath to uphold the Constitution.
I'm *glad* that you take your job seriously!
And you swore an oath to uphold the Constitution.
I'm *glad* that you take your job seriously!
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
...who will protect you from cobras. And has so much magic!
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
...who will protect you from cobras. And has so much magic!
@wendymolyneux.bsky.social -- In Bob's Burgers last night, was the Hamster Princess a reference to Ursula Vernon's series of children's books?
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@wendymolyneux.bsky.social -- In Bob's Burgers last night, was the Hamster Princess a reference to Ursula Vernon's series of children's books?
It almost definitely is.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It almost definitely is.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Eeep! Definitely not, then.
If you can't handle nightshades, what else do you put in your lentil soup?
(My family's recipe uses many tomatoes, which I know you can't have.)
If you can't handle nightshades, what else do you put in your lentil soup?
(My family's recipe uses many tomatoes, which I know you can't have.)
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Eeep! Definitely not, then.
If you can't handle nightshades, what else do you put in your lentil soup?
(My family's recipe uses many tomatoes, which I know you can't have.)
If you can't handle nightshades, what else do you put in your lentil soup?
(My family's recipe uses many tomatoes, which I know you can't have.)
*hands you the curry powder*
I grew up with lentil soup. But once I tasted dal makhni, I fell wildly in love.
I grew up with lentil soup. But once I tasted dal makhni, I fell wildly in love.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*hands you the curry powder*
I grew up with lentil soup. But once I tasted dal makhni, I fell wildly in love.
I grew up with lentil soup. But once I tasted dal makhni, I fell wildly in love.
Congratulations, Ashe. The child will be AMAZING.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Congratulations, Ashe. The child will be AMAZING.
Is true!
Kiniro is hot! Kiniro is handsome! Kiniro has a beautiful penis! Kiniro has a squeezable butt!
It's ALL true!
Kiniro is hot! Kiniro is handsome! Kiniro has a beautiful penis! Kiniro has a squeezable butt!
It's ALL true!
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is true!
Kiniro is hot! Kiniro is handsome! Kiniro has a beautiful penis! Kiniro has a squeezable butt!
It's ALL true!
Kiniro is hot! Kiniro is handsome! Kiniro has a beautiful penis! Kiniro has a squeezable butt!
It's ALL true!
I believe in you, Ink!
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I believe in you, Ink!
*gives you a tissue*
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
*gives you a tissue*
Others mentioned courses for learning languages. I'll give one more suggestion: cartoons.
Watch lots of favorite cartoons in your chosen language. The language is spoken clearly and tends to be simple. And they are fun!
Watch lots of favorite cartoons in your chosen language. The language is spoken clearly and tends to be simple. And they are fun!
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Others mentioned courses for learning languages. I'll give one more suggestion: cartoons.
Watch lots of favorite cartoons in your chosen language. The language is spoken clearly and tends to be simple. And they are fun!
Watch lots of favorite cartoons in your chosen language. The language is spoken clearly and tends to be simple. And they are fun!
You're absolutely right.
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You're absolutely right.
I don't think Charlie is stupid. I think she's suffering from PTSD and she's afraid to move from what has been shown to work.
She is wildly relatable!
She is wildly relatable!
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't think Charlie is stupid. I think she's suffering from PTSD and she's afraid to move from what has been shown to work.
She is wildly relatable!
She is wildly relatable!
Overly! Dramatic! Characters! are so much fun to watch.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Overly! Dramatic! Characters! are so much fun to watch.
I am shocked that there is any scenery left, with how much everyone is chewing on it!
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I am shocked that there is any scenery left, with how much everyone is chewing on it!
Oh my goodness! Is today the day Gordon Lightfoot finishes singing that song that he started singing in 1976? It will be the first time anyone ever finished it!
Yaaaay, you, Gordon! Congratulations on finishing singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!"
Yaaaay, you, Gordon! Congratulations on finishing singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oh my goodness! Is today the day Gordon Lightfoot finishes singing that song that he started singing in 1976? It will be the first time anyone ever finished it!
Yaaaay, you, Gordon! Congratulations on finishing singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!"
Yaaaay, you, Gordon! Congratulations on finishing singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!"
You gorgeous! And your butt is squeezable!
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You gorgeous! And your butt is squeezable!
Congratulations!!!
I am so happy for you!
I am so happy for you!
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Congratulations!!!
I am so happy for you!
I am so happy for you!