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Chip Unicorn
@chipuni.bsky.social
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A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him
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chipuni.bsky.social
A bottle of "Unicum", a Hungarian liquor. It's... an acquired taste.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
At least Polymarket disagrees with what they're caping for Cuomo...

Source: polymarket.com/event/new-yo...

Time: 11:13am, Pacific Time
Zohran Mamdami, 94% chance of winning. Andrew Cuomo, 6% chance of winning. Eric Adams (dropped out) and Curtis Silwa, less than 0.1% chance of winning.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
Has anyone arrested Donald Trump under Executive Order 13933 ( www.federalregister.gov/documents/20... ) ?
Sec. 2 . Policy. (a) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that destroys, damages, vandalizes, or desecrates a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalizes government property. The desire of the Congress to protect Federal property is clearly reflected in section 1361 of title 18, United States Code, which authorizes a penalty of up to 10 years' imprisonment for the willful injury of Federal property. More recently, under the Veterans' Memorial Preservation and Recognition Act of 2003, section 1369 of title 18, United States Code, the Congress punished with the same penalties the destruction of Federal and in some cases State-maintained monuments that honor military veterans. Other criminal statutes, such as the Travel Act, section 1952 of title 18, United States Code, permit prosecutions of arson damaging monuments, memorials, and statues on State grounds in some cases. Civil statutes like the Public System Resource Protection Act, section 100722 of title 54, United States Code, also hold those who destroy certain Federal property accountable for their offenses. The Federal Government will not tolerate violations of these and other laws.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
Police are on the lookout for this suspect...
A poster for Arsène Lupin, the gentleman thief who always outwitted the British detective, Herlock Sholmes.
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
Pinkie pie made Cheese Sandwich go off like

static.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/b...
Pinkie Pie from MLP:FiM looking very very happy, and about to set off a party cannon.
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
Yes.

Unless this is code for bestiality.
It's a pair of 37-cent stamps, one with a dog's face and one with a cat's face. They both say: Spay and Neuter.
September 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
I'd rather see a more broad comparison.

Here are USD/JPY exchanges over the last 5 days.

Source: finance.yahoo.com/quote/JPY%3DX/
Yes, there is a drop happening right now. But there was a much bigger drop on August 22 at 3:00pm (unknown time zone), and the current drop has not hit the bottom that happened a few days ago. In short, the image shown is misleading.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
It's a cookie heart, somewhat broken. Written on the cookie is the phrase: 《Chinga la migra》 -- screw the migration cops!
August 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
Oh, man -- you KNOW who that's going to piss off?

Those ICE agents are going to be nothing but memories tomorrow.
Weird Al Yankovic -- Straight Outta Lynwood, album cover.
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I had to check... it's not bad.
In the style of XKCD: Frame 1: Person 1: The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars. Frame 2: Person 2: Wow. It's weird to think about how many stars there are. Frame 3: Person 1: Are you really thinking about it, though? Frame 4: Person 1: No.
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
I've been waiting for this book since December!
An order from Amazon for _Lucky Day_, where the date ordered is December 4, 2024.
July 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This is where I post from.

(Source: www.geeknative.com/101053/incre... )
This is a very cyberpunk, neon-cool cityscape with towers hundreds of stories high and bridges between buildings. A shame that it's not multilingual.
July 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
In a massage parlor, Bulk Biceps, a very strong pony, is hopping on the back of another stallion. The stallion is wincing in pain. But he'll feel so much better when the massage is over.
June 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
Epstein flight logs, as released in USA vs. Maxwell, page 37

Source: www.documentcloud.org/documents/21...

Flight 741 on August 13, 1995 lists as passengers Donald Trump and Eric Trump.

There are other mentions of Trump in those flights.
The flight records of Epstein includes Donald Trump and Eric Trump among the passengers.
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
I have one comment on the feud between Elon and Donald.
Starlight Glimmer, sitting in a deck chair, eating popcorn. This battle is going to be both epic and a self-own.
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will --
It's Gomez Adams from the Addams Family. He utterly adores his wife, loves his children, and does absolutely everything with verve and enthusiasm. In my mind, he is a perfect masculine hero.
May 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
John Birks Gillespie tried jazz ONCE.

It caused him to change his name to "Dizzy" or ", to take up playing the trumpet, and it made his cheeks look like this.

Do you want to end up like this "Dizzy Gillespie"?
An image of Dizzy Gillespie playing his upturned trumpet. His cheeks are huge! (And he's a cutie.)
May 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
It's Leland Melvin's official photo as a NASA astronaut, in a space suit. His helmet is off, and he's smiling to the camera. But the most important part of the photo are his two dogs -- not usually part of an official photo. One dog on his left has jumped up and is licking his ear. The other dog on his right is also jumping up and looks full of love and excitement.
May 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
Here's what I see...

Is it the same for you?
A preview that shows part of Wikipedia's image of the day... but the link is to Never Gonna Give You Up.
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
chipuni.bsky.social
My answer is always Gonzo the Great.
Gonzo the Great looking very 1970s dapper with a yellow and black sportscoat, matching pants, a yellow paisley shirt, a black paisley tie, a fedora, and open-toed shoes.
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
A film that takes place where you're from.
The poster for "Smokey and the Bandit II" with Burt Reynolds, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Dom DeLuise, and Sally Field.
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
My protest sign for today's protests

#50501 #handsoff2025
STOP Corruption Trade wars Disappearances Mass Layoffs Stagflation Racism & Sexism
April 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
ChatGPT lies.
I wrote: What do you know about my location? ChatGPT wrote: I don’t have access to your location unless you tell me. If you’d like me to look up something specific for your area, let me know! I wrote: Where is the nearest McDonald's restaurant? ChatGPT wrote: McDonald's at 695 S Western Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90005 McDonald's at 695 S Western Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90005 Based on your location in Los Angeles, California, here are some nearby McDonald's restaurants: 695 S Western Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90005: This location is approximately 0.7 miles away. YELP.COM 2810 South Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90007: This McDonald's offers breakfast, burgers, fries, and more. MCDONALDS.COM 4011 S Central Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90011: Another nearby option for your McDonald's favorites. MCDONALDS.COM For more locations or specific services like drive-thru or delivery, you can use the McDonald's Restaurant Locator.
March 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
chipuni.bsky.social
It is Wesley, from The Princess Bride, wearing a mask. Below him are the words: As you wish.
February 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM