Current situation. Gotta let life keep you on your toes.

I feel like "toast breadcrumbs" is a step put in recipes as an ironic joke.

See, this is the sort of thing that makes me question modern journalism.

Quick, how much will ten of these cost? Hint: the answer is NOT eight dollars.

I just... #SQLServer should not let you have a table definition where a column name is just a carriage return. #no

It dissipated a lot by the time I got my camera out, but I'd you fling #macaroni powder into a ray of sunlight it's actually quite #beautiful.

Have I complained about Azure Data Factory ever? Probably not - I quit using SSIS years ago. But here... here's a dynamic parameter for generating a table name. What's wrong with it? There's a TRAILING `\n` THAT YOU CAN'T SEE BUT IT NOW TRIES TO WRITE TO A TABLE NOW WITH A LINE FEED IN THE NAME.

Having watched Minions about 20 times in the last 40 days (it's kiddo's new favorite), guess what the Netflix #algorithm thinks we should watch?

Well this is enlightening. Subjective survey results of course, but there's a pretty big difference here. #DataViz Of the Day - thanks www.voronoiapp.com/wealth/What-...

When you simply must use a pie chart. #DataViz of the day! (someone lemme know and I'll credit this where it is due).

Reminder to #NeverGiveUp! These socks went unmatched for like two years or more, but the #mismatch pile came through when I found the other at the bottom of a box of cables. #Victory!