Chip Gorman
@chipgorman.bsky.social
Retired Ad Guy, N Texas. Feeds the birds, reads the books, does the running.
Baseball great Burt Hooton went to our large church and a friend introduced him to another guy who said "yeah, hi, I'm Mickey Mantle" and friend tried to convince him it really *was* BH, and when BH walked away after a bit, guy says "ya know he *did* look like Burt Hooton."
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Baseball great Burt Hooton went to our large church and a friend introduced him to another guy who said "yeah, hi, I'm Mickey Mantle" and friend tried to convince him it really *was* BH, and when BH walked away after a bit, guy says "ya know he *did* look like Burt Hooton."
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, Charlie Brown!"
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, Charlie Brown!"
What if the sticker covers part of SpongeBob though?!
Asks, “Would a man genuinely injured, genuinely offended by having a sandwich thrown at him proudly, happily, joyfully” keep a plush sandwich on his shelf and a “Felony Footlong” patch on — yes! — his lunchbox?
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What if the sticker covers part of SpongeBob though?!
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Can you believe these woke crosswalk paintings
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can you believe these woke crosswalk paintings
I'm going to start a twitter-like service called Falsehood Social. The trick will be that everything posted will be true.
July 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm going to start a twitter-like service called Falsehood Social. The trick will be that everything posted will be true.
Who you talking 'bout, Phantom?
July 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Who you talking 'bout, Phantom?
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Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.
June 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.
Alert from oil producers: we will not be losing money to please the Dear Leader
February 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Alert from oil producers: we will not be losing money to please the Dear Leader
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Trump is such a master negotiator that after exchanging bombastic threats with a US ally, the US will resume sending deportation flights to Colombia just like it did over a hundred times last year.
January 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trump is such a master negotiator that after exchanging bombastic threats with a US ally, the US will resume sending deportation flights to Colombia just like it did over a hundred times last year.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Wait, I thought he was too busy doing president stuff to deal with these things
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wait, I thought he was too busy doing president stuff to deal with these things
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🚨NEW: Special Counsel Jack Smith is expected to release his final report on his investigation into Donald Trump in the next few days.
REPOST to thank Jack Smith for standing up for our democracy!
REPOST to thank Jack Smith for standing up for our democracy!
December 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
🚨NEW: Special Counsel Jack Smith is expected to release his final report on his investigation into Donald Trump in the next few days.
REPOST to thank Jack Smith for standing up for our democracy!
REPOST to thank Jack Smith for standing up for our democracy!
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
This Christmas
I gave you my spleen
Next year
Let’s just get gift cards
I don’t think this tradition’s sustainable
I gave you my heart
This Christmas
I gave you my spleen
Next year
Let’s just get gift cards
I don’t think this tradition’s sustainable
December 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
This Christmas
I gave you my spleen
Next year
Let’s just get gift cards
I don’t think this tradition’s sustainable
I gave you my heart
This Christmas
I gave you my spleen
Next year
Let’s just get gift cards
I don’t think this tradition’s sustainable
Reposted by Chip Gorman
This is what's up if the cruel Republicans get their way.
Concepts of a plan is BS
Concepts of a plan is BS
Pregnancy is considered a pre-existing medical condition if you're already pregnant when you sign up for health insurance.
However, under the Affordable Care Act, insurance companies can't deny coverage or charge more for pre-existing conditions, including pregnancy.
Don’t cut our health care!
However, under the Affordable Care Act, insurance companies can't deny coverage or charge more for pre-existing conditions, including pregnancy.
Don’t cut our health care!
December 10, 2024 at 3:33 PM
This is what's up if the cruel Republicans get their way.
Concepts of a plan is BS
Concepts of a plan is BS
Reposted by Chip Gorman
Almost everyone over the age of 40 (and many folks younger) has had some health issue that insurance companies would classify as a preexisting condition. The ACA doesn’t allow companies to deny insurance or charge more for these. This includes pregnancy, diabetes and sometimes simply being a woman.
Pregnancy is considered a pre-existing medical condition if you're already pregnant when you sign up for health insurance.
However, under the Affordable Care Act, insurance companies can't deny coverage or charge more for pre-existing conditions, including pregnancy.
Don’t cut our health care!
However, under the Affordable Care Act, insurance companies can't deny coverage or charge more for pre-existing conditions, including pregnancy.
Don’t cut our health care!
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Almost everyone over the age of 40 (and many folks younger) has had some health issue that insurance companies would classify as a preexisting condition. The ACA doesn’t allow companies to deny insurance or charge more for these. This includes pregnancy, diabetes and sometimes simply being a woman.
Recent running accomplishments:
Half Marathon: 1:38:16 and 1:32:34. Shooting for sub 1:30
5K: 19:55
Been trying to get 5K under 20:00 for a few years. Last one was in 2020 as pandemic started. Injuries and a COVID case set me back for a long while. 2020 goal was sub-19 minute 5K but older now🙂
Half Marathon: 1:38:16 and 1:32:34. Shooting for sub 1:30
5K: 19:55
Been trying to get 5K under 20:00 for a few years. Last one was in 2020 as pandemic started. Injuries and a COVID case set me back for a long while. 2020 goal was sub-19 minute 5K but older now🙂
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Recent running accomplishments:
Half Marathon: 1:38:16 and 1:32:34. Shooting for sub 1:30
5K: 19:55
Been trying to get 5K under 20:00 for a few years. Last one was in 2020 as pandemic started. Injuries and a COVID case set me back for a long while. 2020 goal was sub-19 minute 5K but older now🙂
Half Marathon: 1:38:16 and 1:32:34. Shooting for sub 1:30
5K: 19:55
Been trying to get 5K under 20:00 for a few years. Last one was in 2020 as pandemic started. Injuries and a COVID case set me back for a long while. 2020 goal was sub-19 minute 5K but older now🙂
@ryannorth.ca good news, you seem to be off the hook. Not that you were even ON the hook, mind you. Just spit balling here
www.mensjournal.com/news/d-b-coo...
www.mensjournal.com/news/d-b-coo...
Recovered Parachute Leads to Break in Unsolved D.B. Cooper Hijacking Case
"That rig is literally one in a billion."
www.mensjournal.com
November 27, 2024 at 11:24 PM
@ryannorth.ca good news, you seem to be off the hook. Not that you were even ON the hook, mind you. Just spit balling here
www.mensjournal.com/news/d-b-coo...
www.mensjournal.com/news/d-b-coo...