Chip Unicorn
@chip-unicorn.im-in.space.ap.brid.gy
Formerly @Chip_Unicorn . A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn […]
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Reposted by Chip Unicorn
STREAMING THIS WEEK!
TONIGHT: More #ffxiv adventures with Inspector Hildebrand, and the mysterious Detective Hardiboiled!
WEDNESDAY: #furryart stream, featuring Queen Langley! ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/143200638 )
Both starting at 7 pm Eastern @ […]
[Original post on meow.social]
TONIGHT: More #ffxiv adventures with Inspector Hildebrand, and the mysterious Detective Hardiboiled!
WEDNESDAY: #furryart stream, featuring Queen Langley! ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/143200638 )
Both starting at 7 pm Eastern @ […]
[Original post on meow.social]
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
STREAMING THIS WEEK!
TONIGHT: More #ffxiv adventures with Inspector Hildebrand, and the mysterious Detective Hardiboiled!
WEDNESDAY: #furryart stream, featuring Queen Langley! ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/143200638 )
Both starting at 7 pm Eastern @ […]
[Original post on meow.social]
TONIGHT: More #ffxiv adventures with Inspector Hildebrand, and the mysterious Detective Hardiboiled!
WEDNESDAY: #furryart stream, featuring Queen Langley! ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/143200638 )
Both starting at 7 pm Eastern @ […]
[Original post on meow.social]
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
[USPol, something that doesn't suck]
And now for something that doesn't suck! SCOTUS rejects bid to overturn same-sex marriage https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3m5bu5uriwg2j
And now for something that doesn't suck! SCOTUS rejects bid to overturn same-sex marriage https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3m5bu5uriwg2j
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
[USPol, something that doesn't suck]
And now for something that doesn't suck! SCOTUS rejects bid to overturn same-sex marriage https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3m5bu5uriwg2j
And now for something that doesn't suck! SCOTUS rejects bid to overturn same-sex marriage https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3m5bu5uriwg2j
The longer I live, the more weird I'm convinced that I am.
I finally met up with an old friend who lives in Los Angeles, but we haven't had a chance to meet.
I discovered that he works about four blocks from where I live.
Now, I live in a wildly diverse neighborhood with restaurants, taco […]
I finally met up with an old friend who lives in Los Angeles, but we haven't had a chance to meet.
I discovered that he works about four blocks from where I live.
Now, I live in a wildly diverse neighborhood with restaurants, taco […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The longer I live, the more weird I'm convinced that I am.
I finally met up with an old friend who lives in Los Angeles, but we haven't had a chance to meet.
I discovered that he works about four blocks from where I live.
Now, I live in a wildly diverse neighborhood with restaurants, taco […]
I finally met up with an old friend who lives in Los Angeles, but we haven't had a chance to meet.
I discovered that he works about four blocks from where I live.
Now, I live in a wildly diverse neighborhood with restaurants, taco […]
[US Politics]
In three years, I'm going to bet two things:
1. No American will admit that they voted for Donald.
2. No Californian will admit that they voted for Proposition 50.
It took away House representatives from Republicans in California. It made California less (small-d) […]
In three years, I'm going to bet two things:
1. No American will admit that they voted for Donald.
2. No Californian will admit that they voted for Proposition 50.
It took away House representatives from Republicans in California. It made California less (small-d) […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
[US Politics]
In three years, I'm going to bet two things:
1. No American will admit that they voted for Donald.
2. No Californian will admit that they voted for Proposition 50.
It took away House representatives from Republicans in California. It made California less (small-d) […]
In three years, I'm going to bet two things:
1. No American will admit that they voted for Donald.
2. No Californian will admit that they voted for Proposition 50.
It took away House representatives from Republicans in California. It made California less (small-d) […]
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Are there servers on the Fediverse that are particularly good for a joke account along the lines of "Riker Googling"?
I have an idea...
I have an idea...
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Are there servers on the Fediverse that are particularly good for a joke account along the lines of "Riker Googling"?
I have an idea...
I have an idea...
I introduced Eli to Qamaria coffee: a Yemeni-run coffee chain with light desserts.
It is _extremely_ popular with the laptop crowd. Their mezzanine was completely full, with people typing rapidly and guzzling good coffee.
Their coffee really is good. It has Middle-Eastern and Indian flavors […]
It is _extremely_ popular with the laptop crowd. Their mezzanine was completely full, with people typing rapidly and guzzling good coffee.
Their coffee really is good. It has Middle-Eastern and Indian flavors […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I introduced Eli to Qamaria coffee: a Yemeni-run coffee chain with light desserts.
It is _extremely_ popular with the laptop crowd. Their mezzanine was completely full, with people typing rapidly and guzzling good coffee.
Their coffee really is good. It has Middle-Eastern and Indian flavors […]
It is _extremely_ popular with the laptop crowd. Their mezzanine was completely full, with people typing rapidly and guzzling good coffee.
Their coffee really is good. It has Middle-Eastern and Indian flavors […]
This is the last weekend that Citizen Public Market, a food hall in Culver City, will be open. And... to my complete shock, it's only about half full.
Yes, there's a big screen TV playing the game. There's a half dozen restaurants open. And there are lots of empty seats.
This. Is. Weird.
Yes, there's a big screen TV playing the game. There's a half dozen restaurants open. And there are lots of empty seats.
This. Is. Weird.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is the last weekend that Citizen Public Market, a food hall in Culver City, will be open. And... to my complete shock, it's only about half full.
Yes, there's a big screen TV playing the game. There's a half dozen restaurants open. And there are lots of empty seats.
This. Is. Weird.
Yes, there's a big screen TV playing the game. There's a half dozen restaurants open. And there are lots of empty seats.
This. Is. Weird.
[US Politics, joke]
On Epstein's private island, where there is no police around and anything could be done, inside the sanctuary where even things not whispered on the rest of the island could be done, Epstein had a hidden camera.
He had the greatest possible blackmail on the future U.S […]
On Epstein's private island, where there is no police around and anything could be done, inside the sanctuary where even things not whispered on the rest of the island could be done, Epstein had a hidden camera.
He had the greatest possible blackmail on the future U.S […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
[US Politics, joke]
On Epstein's private island, where there is no police around and anything could be done, inside the sanctuary where even things not whispered on the rest of the island could be done, Epstein had a hidden camera.
He had the greatest possible blackmail on the future U.S […]
On Epstein's private island, where there is no police around and anything could be done, inside the sanctuary where even things not whispered on the rest of the island could be done, Epstein had a hidden camera.
He had the greatest possible blackmail on the future U.S […]
I make popcorn as a snack in the afternoon. I tend to mix spices to make it more interesting.
I added onion, paprika, a little salt, and butter today. Only when I made that mix did I realize...
I had created popcorn paprikash.
I added onion, paprika, a little salt, and butter today. Only when I made that mix did I realize...
I had created popcorn paprikash.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I make popcorn as a snack in the afternoon. I tend to mix spices to make it more interesting.
I added onion, paprika, a little salt, and butter today. Only when I made that mix did I realize...
I had created popcorn paprikash.
I added onion, paprika, a little salt, and butter today. Only when I made that mix did I realize...
I had created popcorn paprikash.
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
The weeks writing group prompt was "delayed messages"
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The weeks writing group prompt was "delayed messages"
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
It’s crazy, I keep finding confirmation bias everywhere
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s crazy, I keep finding confirmation bias everywhere
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
And now, please enjoy this dumb #halloween joke:
I'm going to start an online service where you can see videos from werewolves for a low monthly fee.
I'm going to call it Lycan Subscribe.
I'm going to start an online service where you can see videos from werewolves for a low monthly fee.
I'm going to call it Lycan Subscribe.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
And now, please enjoy this dumb #halloween joke:
I'm going to start an online service where you can see videos from werewolves for a low monthly fee.
I'm going to call it Lycan Subscribe.
I'm going to start an online service where you can see videos from werewolves for a low monthly fee.
I'm going to call it Lycan Subscribe.
[Large neural networks]
People have been using large neural networks to... fake receipts.
Wait. What?
I didn't know that faking receipts was even... mildly difficult.
When I worked for a large company, at least twice, I created receipts for restaurant meals so that every I could be dotted […]
People have been using large neural networks to... fake receipts.
Wait. What?
I didn't know that faking receipts was even... mildly difficult.
When I worked for a large company, at least twice, I created receipts for restaurant meals so that every I could be dotted […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
[Large neural networks]
People have been using large neural networks to... fake receipts.
Wait. What?
I didn't know that faking receipts was even... mildly difficult.
When I worked for a large company, at least twice, I created receipts for restaurant meals so that every I could be dotted […]
People have been using large neural networks to... fake receipts.
Wait. What?
I didn't know that faking receipts was even... mildly difficult.
When I worked for a large company, at least twice, I created receipts for restaurant meals so that every I could be dotted […]
[US Politics]
I just voted in California's special election for proposition 50.
I voted YES.
In a perfect system, California would send to the US House of Representatives roughly the same percent of Republicans as the percent that voted in the general election. But the US is not a closed-list […]
I just voted in California's special election for proposition 50.
I voted YES.
In a perfect system, California would send to the US House of Representatives roughly the same percent of Republicans as the percent that voted in the general election. But the US is not a closed-list […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
[US Politics]
I just voted in California's special election for proposition 50.
I voted YES.
In a perfect system, California would send to the US House of Representatives roughly the same percent of Republicans as the percent that voted in the general election. But the US is not a closed-list […]
I just voted in California's special election for proposition 50.
I voted YES.
In a perfect system, California would send to the US House of Representatives roughly the same percent of Republicans as the percent that voted in the general election. But the US is not a closed-list […]
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
In August, the #Trump admin sent #ucla a 27-page list of demands and settlement proposal, which UCLA wanted to keep confidential during its deliberations and negotiations. The UCLA Faculty Association sued to compel its disclosure, and the California Supreme Court just decided in favor of the […]
Original post on fediscience.org
fediscience.org
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
[Food with meat]
Hello from Chinchikurin Sawtelle!
A nasty story has a tasty ending.
Hiroshima, 1946. Destroyed after the war, Japan was not even able to feed itself. The United States sent many shiploads of wheat flour to Japan.
The Japanese had very little […]
[Original post on im-in.space]
Hello from Chinchikurin Sawtelle!
A nasty story has a tasty ending.
Hiroshima, 1946. Destroyed after the war, Japan was not even able to feed itself. The United States sent many shiploads of wheat flour to Japan.
The Japanese had very little […]
[Original post on im-in.space]
October 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[Food with meat]
Hello from Chinchikurin Sawtelle!
A nasty story has a tasty ending.
Hiroshima, 1946. Destroyed after the war, Japan was not even able to feed itself. The United States sent many shiploads of wheat flour to Japan.
The Japanese had very little […]
[Original post on im-in.space]
Hello from Chinchikurin Sawtelle!
A nasty story has a tasty ending.
Hiroshima, 1946. Destroyed after the war, Japan was not even able to feed itself. The United States sent many shiploads of wheat flour to Japan.
The Japanese had very little […]
[Original post on im-in.space]
"Dude" doesn't pass the giggle test.
What's the giggle test? Compare "dude" against a really non-gendered word like "redhead".
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck redheads."
No giggle.
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck dudes."
HUGE giggle.
What's the giggle test? Compare "dude" against a really non-gendered word like "redhead".
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck redheads."
No giggle.
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck dudes."
HUGE giggle.
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Dude" doesn't pass the giggle test.
What's the giggle test? Compare "dude" against a really non-gendered word like "redhead".
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck redheads."
No giggle.
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck dudes."
HUGE giggle.
What's the giggle test? Compare "dude" against a really non-gendered word like "redhead".
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck redheads."
No giggle.
"Before he was married, Mel Gibson liked to fuck dudes."
HUGE giggle.
Reposted by Chip Unicorn
The author of this norwegian knitting pattern was sadly attacked by a werewolf in the middle of writing the gauge instructions
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The author of this norwegian knitting pattern was sadly attacked by a werewolf in the middle of writing the gauge instructions
A friend posted:
> I am on the hunt for Spanish-language podcasts. Not necessarily vocabulary, but fun topics, like tech, and news, and drama.
They made the post private, so I won't say who they are. But I, too, would love Spanish-language podcasts!
> I am on the hunt for Spanish-language podcasts. Not necessarily vocabulary, but fun topics, like tech, and news, and drama.
They made the post private, so I won't say who they are. But I, too, would love Spanish-language podcasts!
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A friend posted:
> I am on the hunt for Spanish-language podcasts. Not necessarily vocabulary, but fun topics, like tech, and news, and drama.
They made the post private, so I won't say who they are. But I, too, would love Spanish-language podcasts!
> I am on the hunt for Spanish-language podcasts. Not necessarily vocabulary, but fun topics, like tech, and news, and drama.
They made the post private, so I won't say who they are. But I, too, would love Spanish-language podcasts!
[Nudity described]
Hello from Wi Spa!
Wi Spa is a Korean spa with four floors.
The basement is the women's level. I've never been there.
The first floor is the men's level with three soaking tubs, two saunas, and the salt scrub area where they clean every square millimeter of skin. No […]
Hello from Wi Spa!
Wi Spa is a Korean spa with four floors.
The basement is the women's level. I've never been there.
The first floor is the men's level with three soaking tubs, two saunas, and the salt scrub area where they clean every square millimeter of skin. No […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[Nudity described]
Hello from Wi Spa!
Wi Spa is a Korean spa with four floors.
The basement is the women's level. I've never been there.
The first floor is the men's level with three soaking tubs, two saunas, and the salt scrub area where they clean every square millimeter of skin. No […]
Hello from Wi Spa!
Wi Spa is a Korean spa with four floors.
The basement is the women's level. I've never been there.
The first floor is the men's level with three soaking tubs, two saunas, and the salt scrub area where they clean every square millimeter of skin. No […]
[Los Angeles]
For my birthday, I headed to Wi Spa.
Instead of my usual route through Koreatown, I went through Westlake.
Yup. The place so scary that the Feds had to come in with multiple trucks and lots and lots of weapons---
---and they traumatized a bunch of ten-year olds playing soccer […]
For my birthday, I headed to Wi Spa.
Instead of my usual route through Koreatown, I went through Westlake.
Yup. The place so scary that the Feds had to come in with multiple trucks and lots and lots of weapons---
---and they traumatized a bunch of ten-year olds playing soccer […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
[Los Angeles]
For my birthday, I headed to Wi Spa.
Instead of my usual route through Koreatown, I went through Westlake.
Yup. The place so scary that the Feds had to come in with multiple trucks and lots and lots of weapons---
---and they traumatized a bunch of ten-year olds playing soccer […]
For my birthday, I headed to Wi Spa.
Instead of my usual route through Koreatown, I went through Westlake.
Yup. The place so scary that the Feds had to come in with multiple trucks and lots and lots of weapons---
---and they traumatized a bunch of ten-year olds playing soccer […]
Where I am for my birthday lunch...
Grand Central Market in "historic downtown" Los Angeles.
An amazing group of restaurants!
Grand Central Market in "historic downtown" Los Angeles.
An amazing group of restaurants!
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Where I am for my birthday lunch...
Grand Central Market in "historic downtown" Los Angeles.
An amazing group of restaurants!
Grand Central Market in "historic downtown" Los Angeles.
An amazing group of restaurants!
Yes, it's my #birthday!
I am lonely in #losangeles. I meet with the Learn, Teach, Code group every week, but I would like to expand my physical social circles.
Do you know good groups in Los Angeles where a nerd can hang out with other good nerds? I would strongly rather not drive; I would […]
I am lonely in #losangeles. I meet with the Learn, Teach, Code group every week, but I would like to expand my physical social circles.
Do you know good groups in Los Angeles where a nerd can hang out with other good nerds? I would strongly rather not drive; I would […]
Original post on im-in.space
im-in.space
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yes, it's my #birthday!
I am lonely in #losangeles. I meet with the Learn, Teach, Code group every week, but I would like to expand my physical social circles.
Do you know good groups in Los Angeles where a nerd can hang out with other good nerds? I would strongly rather not drive; I would […]
I am lonely in #losangeles. I meet with the Learn, Teach, Code group every week, but I would like to expand my physical social circles.
Do you know good groups in Los Angeles where a nerd can hang out with other good nerds? I would strongly rather not drive; I would […]
Photos of me in costume, made by Eli:
From #NoKings Santa Monica, with @chipuni.bsky.social living out his nickname
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Photos of me in costume, made by Eli: