it's chintzy, bitch
@chintz.quest
gender ambivalent dyke. 30ish. anthropology major (community college editition). jack of all trades, master of fun
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it's chintzy, bitch
@chintz.quest
· Aug 29
Getting into wound care as a hobby
My school was abstinence-only but they DID make me take an ag class that taught me proper machine safety
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My school was abstinence-only but they DID make me take an ag class that taught me proper machine safety
Dipped a marshmallow in warm nacho cheese, 8/10
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Dipped a marshmallow in warm nacho cheese, 8/10
Extremely tempted to try giving myself a chelsea cut just because
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Extremely tempted to try giving myself a chelsea cut just because
They should invent an entry-level job that isnt AI training
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They should invent an entry-level job that isnt AI training
Why are pillows so EXPENSIVE
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Why are pillows so EXPENSIVE
I'm so fucking tired AND I have homework....
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm so fucking tired AND I have homework....
Oh, i'm back from vacation. I can stick a needle in my ear now :) as a treat :)
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh, i'm back from vacation. I can stick a needle in my ear now :) as a treat :)
Not a real announcement bc this isnt a very local account but. Look at what I made instead of doing my homework :)
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not a real announcement bc this isnt a very local account but. Look at what I made instead of doing my homework :)
I'm gonna become the riddler if I can't finish my anthropology degree because I need instructor approval for a course i meet the prerequisites for
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm gonna become the riddler if I can't finish my anthropology degree because I need instructor approval for a course i meet the prerequisites for
Middle aged veterans at my dad's corporate job are sitting around talking about how it's misogynistic that a son's roommate is being kicked out of the military for transitioning as if that impacts her ability to do her job
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Middle aged veterans at my dad's corporate job are sitting around talking about how it's misogynistic that a son's roommate is being kicked out of the military for transitioning as if that impacts her ability to do her job
tumblr users loooove to write couplets that don't successfully match the meter of the piece they're spoofing and act like it hits hard
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
tumblr users loooove to write couplets that don't successfully match the meter of the piece they're spoofing and act like it hits hard
[four hours after my last meal] why am I hungry all fo a sudden
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
[four hours after my last meal] why am I hungry all fo a sudden
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One of the most under-used tactics in negotiation is losing on purpose
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One of the most under-used tactics in negotiation is losing on purpose
Beauty school whose photos only contain thin, light-skinned women wants 3 passport-sized photos as part of the application
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Beauty school whose photos only contain thin, light-skinned women wants 3 passport-sized photos as part of the application
there's a chunk of hair that i cut a little bit shorter on accident, leaving me with a little sprout sticking straight up in the middle of my head
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
there's a chunk of hair that i cut a little bit shorter on accident, leaving me with a little sprout sticking straight up in the middle of my head
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“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
Scooted my bedroom door shut and then went and laid with me so nobody else can nap with us
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Scooted my bedroom door shut and then went and laid with me so nobody else can nap with us
Had a dream I was shaping my brows with one of those tiny razors and fucked up so badly that all I had left were sparse hairs outlining where my brows had been
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Had a dream I was shaping my brows with one of those tiny razors and fucked up so badly that all I had left were sparse hairs outlining where my brows had been
My German wasnt good enough to pass the AP test but a decade later I can still read comments on the internet fluently so
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My German wasnt good enough to pass the AP test but a decade later I can still read comments on the internet fluently so
Now that all of my money goes to me again. Would anyone like to hire me so I can have even more money
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Now that all of my money goes to me again. Would anyone like to hire me so I can have even more money
I finally paid off my full dental loan :)
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I finally paid off my full dental loan :)
Hosting a zine-making hangout in austin in two weeks if anyone wants to come fold paper together :)
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hosting a zine-making hangout in austin in two weeks if anyone wants to come fold paper together :)
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Hey wait a minute these roads lead all kinds of places
Wow! 😮🤩
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey wait a minute these roads lead all kinds of places