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we out here eatin' a bowl of beans
bing bong
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
y’all ever think about how uno is just socially acceptable edging
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my current rankings as a 💎 player
March 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
when people curse on live tv or at the beginning of youtube videos, how do they do that thing with their mouths?? i just can’t figure it out
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
not the moot posting about edging on the timeline
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
these are my initial thoughts
December 10, 2024 at 9:07 AM
regarding iron fist:
December 9, 2024 at 2:17 PM
watched a british tv show o’er the weekend and now me inner voice won’t stop speaking with a chorley foukin’ accent
December 4, 2024 at 9:20 AM
NO FUCKIN WAY
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 AM
no fuckin way
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
nancy reagan giving head with a sore throat, call that bitch the strep goat
a car with a license plate that says welcome to ts
ALT: a car with a license plate that says welcome to ts
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
no freaking way
November 28, 2024 at 8:49 PM
rolling up to the strip club with a pocket full of crumpled up two dollar bills to show the strippers that i’m “not like the other guys”
November 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
just how fucking big is this marketing budget
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 PM
i miss them so fucking much man
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
hi i’m chingo, i’m 26, and i like:
💛 star wars
🩵 star trek
❤️ x-men
💛 indiana jones
🩵 gundam
❤️ making jokes that don’t represent the views of my employer
💛 comic books
🩵 video games
❤️ ttrpgs
💛 my fellow asians
🩵 doctor who
❤️ transformers
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
by the right of the council, by the will of the force, i dub thee jedi, knight of the republic, l’chaim
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 AM
thinking about all those poor alien jedi who had to get circumcised at their knighting ceremony because their species couldn’t grow rattails
November 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
so if a vampire cop gets a warrant
November 18, 2024 at 1:28 AM
my dream characters for marvel rivals post launch
November 17, 2024 at 2:08 PM
these streets raised me
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
hear me out
November 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
uniform: bones’ but specifically when he rocks the short sleeves
spock: nimoy
couple: worf and jadzia
character: spock
ship: ncc-1701
villain: interpersonal conflict
series: ds9
captain: benjamin sisko
movie: the one with the whales
theme: original recipe
guest: tony todd
episode: balance of terror
Name your favorites from Star Trek:

Uniform: Grey DS9 one
Spock: Nimoy
Couple: Garak and Bashir, but canonically Sisko and Kasidy
Character: Garak or Tendi
Ship: NX-01
Villain: Dukat
Series: DS9
Captain: Sisko
Movie: Undiscovered Country
Theme: tie with DS9 and Prodigy
Guest: Jeffery Combs
Name your favorites from Star Trek:

Uniform: Prodigy
Spock: Nimoy
Couple: Garak and Bashir
Character: Elim Garak
Ship: USS Voyager
Villain: Weyoun
Series: DS9
Captain: Janeway
Movie: The One With The Whales
Theme: VOY
Guest: Iggy Pop
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
currently shitting and pissing my pants in an attempt to “create nostalgia” for my parents
A source familiar with the #StarWars project development process says 'Star Wars is a nostalgia-based enterprise and they are running out of ways to create nostalgia'

(via THR)
November 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM