Ching
@ching.bsky.social
Neurodivergent enby They/Them
Not here to behave professionally unlike my other socials
Not here to behave professionally unlike my other socials
One day my brain will finally integrate the difference between baklava and balaclava
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
One day my brain will finally integrate the difference between baklava and balaclava
Hey babe let’s put robots on the moon and get ISRU-and-I together 😏👉👉
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hey babe let’s put robots on the moon and get ISRU-and-I together 😏👉👉
Mincemeat and Sweetbreads really need to swap names
Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?
Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Mincemeat and Sweetbreads really need to swap names
Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?
Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?
my boyfriend:
*toots at the stroke of midnight*
me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart???
him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D
*toots at the stroke of midnight*
me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart???
him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
my boyfriend:
*toots at the stroke of midnight*
me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart???
him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D
*toots at the stroke of midnight*
me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart???
him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D
Why are cookies called cookies and not bakeys
you bake cookies
you bake cookies
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Why are cookies called cookies and not bakeys
you bake cookies
you bake cookies
My Brain gets Strained Mainly on the Plain
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My Brain gets Strained Mainly on the Plain
Me: having an inelegant moment doubled over from food poisoning after making it to the beach
Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop.
She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand
I’ll treasure this moment forever
Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop.
She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand
I’ll treasure this moment forever
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Me: having an inelegant moment doubled over from food poisoning after making it to the beach
Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop.
She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand
I’ll treasure this moment forever
Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop.
She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand
I’ll treasure this moment forever
“You’re so good in a crisis!”
Yessir, that’s because I AM one.
Yessir, that’s because I AM one.
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“You’re so good in a crisis!”
Yessir, that’s because I AM one.
Yessir, that’s because I AM one.
“Who are those idiots naruto running thru the crosswalk?”
“…Oh. Those are our idiots.”
Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild
“…Oh. Those are our idiots.”
Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Who are those idiots naruto running thru the crosswalk?”
“…Oh. Those are our idiots.”
Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild
“…Oh. Those are our idiots.”
Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild
Spicy Brain is so fun right up until it gets in your eyes
ohgod it burns
ohgod it burns
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spicy Brain is so fun right up until it gets in your eyes
ohgod it burns
ohgod it burns
Inside of me are two wolves;
they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent
they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent
February 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Inside of me are two wolves;
they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent
they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent
How many days out of pride month is a trans business founder allowed to be a queer disaster? Asking for a friend
June 2, 2023 at 6:26 PM
How many days out of pride month is a trans business founder allowed to be a queer disaster? Asking for a friend
If I had a nickel for every time I met someone in manufacturing named Brian (or variant spelling) I’d have four nickels.
Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far
And I keep meeting more what is this
Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far
And I keep meeting more what is this
May 19, 2023 at 7:49 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I met someone in manufacturing named Brian (or variant spelling) I’d have four nickels.
Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far
And I keep meeting more what is this
Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far
And I keep meeting more what is this
Me, halfway asleep from melatonin to my boyfriend: Hey wait where are you going I havent figured out if I’m gay or straight for you
May 19, 2023 at 7:17 AM
Me, halfway asleep from melatonin to my boyfriend: Hey wait where are you going I havent figured out if I’m gay or straight for you
Just woke up from dreaming about an entire movie involving Dragon Ball Z characters and cyberpunk-esque fighters that my partner and I watched—not participated in—like the entire dream was just me watching a screen and I’m so confused rn
May 17, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Just woke up from dreaming about an entire movie involving Dragon Ball Z characters and cyberpunk-esque fighters that my partner and I watched—not participated in—like the entire dream was just me watching a screen and I’m so confused rn
Just realized one of my birds might actually be a golden retriever
May 12, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Just realized one of my birds might actually be a golden retriever
I love the Kumon logo so much because it is EXACTLY the face I would make as a child whenever I “got to” do any “extra academic work”.
May 10, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I love the Kumon logo so much because it is EXACTLY the face I would make as a child whenever I “got to” do any “extra academic work”.
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every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
May 10, 2023 at 8:36 PM
every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
I’m allergic to so much of the lesbian dating pool because they all own cats
May 10, 2023 at 7:12 AM
I’m allergic to so much of the lesbian dating pool because they all own cats
Herping is like birding but for amphibians and reptiles; I was raised an indoor kid so I’m still pretty green at it. I’d like to identify as a Herp derp
May 9, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Herping is like birding but for amphibians and reptiles; I was raised an indoor kid so I’m still pretty green at it. I’d like to identify as a Herp derp
I learned in bio that when vertebrate embryos develop, the anus forms before the mouth.
What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole
What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole
May 6, 2023 at 2:18 AM
I learned in bio that when vertebrate embryos develop, the anus forms before the mouth.
What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole
What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole
Finding foraging toys to keep my budgies occupied is an intelligence arms race. I constantly gotta find that sweet spot of challenging and rewarding enough, but not so difficult they give up and decide beeping at me for treats for three hours is more worth the effort.
May 5, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Finding foraging toys to keep my budgies occupied is an intelligence arms race. I constantly gotta find that sweet spot of challenging and rewarding enough, but not so difficult they give up and decide beeping at me for treats for three hours is more worth the effort.
I’m pretty sure many of the ways people humanely trap and contain animals would also work on humans if we scaled it up. I mean, if someone put a clear tube over my head and it wasn’t much wider than me I’d get stuck in it too.
May 5, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I’m pretty sure many of the ways people humanely trap and contain animals would also work on humans if we scaled it up. I mean, if someone put a clear tube over my head and it wasn’t much wider than me I’d get stuck in it too.
If I go sprinkle some fish food into the middle of an ocean what are the odds of some of that eventually winding up inside a whale?
I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish
I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish
May 5, 2023 at 7:49 PM
If I go sprinkle some fish food into the middle of an ocean what are the odds of some of that eventually winding up inside a whale?
I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish
I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish
Partner just told me to go find ppl on this app to follow but what if I just keep screaming into the sky like the birds outside it seems to work for them somehow
May 5, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Partner just told me to go find ppl on this app to follow but what if I just keep screaming into the sky like the birds outside it seems to work for them somehow