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chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
Memento Maury
@chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
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it's El/Elliot aka @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social but I post about fandom shit (Dropout, BTS, Ateez, ttrpg-adjacent things, comedy (in general), etc)

29, they/them, retweet heavy (you cannot make me say skeet)

Minors DNI! Free Palestine or Else
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topa.to
If our Gift Getters collection is too large for you, try out our Stocking Stuffers collection on for size! (do you get it. because they are smaller items, like to fit in a stocking?? hey is this thing on????) 🧦

WOAW A LINK topatoco.com/collections/...
black text on a blurred out background of festive lights says: STOCKING STUFFERS! STUFF 'EM IN YOUR SOCKS. there is an image of an enamel pin of a sloth lying down that simply says "Mood". There is also an image of a Welcome to Night Vale-themed stocking
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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riversidecasino.bsky.social
We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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monodi.bsky.social
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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lexialex.bsky.social
People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
popcrave.com Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 5d
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.

Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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olivebrinker.bsky.social
Rae the Doe - Glasses

Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe

Support the Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe
Rae excitedly askes her friend, a green fish wearing glasses and a white shirt, a question. RAE: How are you liking the new glasses? The fish looks a little sheepish. FISH: They're a little hard to see out of. We zoom in on the fish's glasses. We see that on the middle of the glasses' lens is the words "PLEASE DO NOT TAP ON THE GLASS"
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
that's my WIFE
orrery.bsky.social orrery @orrery.bsky.social · 7d
Haseul Instagram post
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
NEVER GIVE YA MONEY TO "DA RED BUCKET" THE SALVTION ARMY IS NOTOROUS FOR (1) GIVING MONEY TO CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CANDIDATES (2) OPPOSING UNIONS (3) REFUSING TO HELP LGBTQ+ PEOPLE IN NEED (4) FIRING THERE OWN WORKERS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THERE LGBTQ+ !!! SO GIVE YA MONEY TO YA LOCAL FOOD BANK https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank OR YA LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER , AND FUCK DA BELL RINGERS ,,,,OH AND DA TEXT "FUCK OFF SALVATION ARMY IF I WANTED TO OPPRESS MARGINALIZED PEOPLE WITH MY MONEY I WOULD PAY MY TAXES ON TIME " DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW THE GOVERNMENTS USING OUR TAX MONEY IT SURE AINT TO HELP PEOPLE EAT OR FIND HOUSING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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magictelephone.bsky.social
PINKPANTHERESS
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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cadaverdave.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
These 👉✈️ are planes
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
ONE DAY LEFT!!!

topatoco.com/collections/...
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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brofisting.net
never kill yourself. because of yaoi
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
PIZZA, MONEY, ASS

LFGGGG
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 15d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
I watched @squeatly.bsky.social make this and screamed when I saw the GIANT FACE descending down from her computer
topa.to Topatoco @topa.to · 10d
Did you know we are a tiny bitty business? The size of a peanut even? Consider buying from us so that we may grow to the size of a large purple cabbage, or perhaps a bag of Yukon gold potatoes. Maybe the size of a yam? man am I hungry right now...

topatoco.com/collections/... #SmallBusinessSaturday
a drawn rendition of the TopatoCo warehouse stands unaware to the planetary-sized Topato Potato face looming behind with a wide grin stretching across his face. Magenta text says "Small Business Saturday!!!"
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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topa.to
Did you know we are a tiny bitty business? The size of a peanut even? Consider buying from us so that we may grow to the size of a large purple cabbage, or perhaps a bag of Yukon gold potatoes. Maybe the size of a yam? man am I hungry right now...

topatoco.com/collections/... #SmallBusinessSaturday
a drawn rendition of the TopatoCo warehouse stands unaware to the planetary-sized Topato Potato face looming behind with a wide grin stretching across his face. Magenta text says "Small Business Saturday!!!"
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
muppet labs 🧪
a stylized 3d render of bunsen honeydew and beaker from the muppet show in a lab. beaker has his head stuck in a flask. i'm back on my muppets shit
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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telekitnetic.bsky.social
🌓 Ursa Major/Minor 🌗 (2025 Remake)

#telekitneticart #formline #indigenousart
An illustration of a lake surface surrounded by hills and trees during the night. The moon in the sky contains a formline illustration of a bear, and the reflection on the lake contains a formline bear cradling a cub.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
too wimdy
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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insertdisc5.com
do you want some of my comics and games at 50% off. of course you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

✨ itch.io/s/168886/bla...
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
chimmyeatworld.bsky.social
HERE COME DA CUP NOODLE MONSTER
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says “HEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCH” i say “HELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICK” and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer “SORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING IT” i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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gastronauts.bsky.social
Maybe they can co-host? 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

#Gastronauts
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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topa.to
and SHIRTS, TOO

:3

topa.to/Shen
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM