losing Lower Decks and Prodigy while Strange New Worlds serves up another tedious helping of the Relentless Spock Hetero Drama Hour week has irreparably broken my faith of the heart for this era

melt the congressional switchboard

I know in my heart Mirror Universe moopsy somehow has a goatee let me see it

Lower Decks became the gay turbolift on its way out. dream up a pairing and an increasingly weary William Boimler has been to that floor and had to write the Memory Alpha article entry about it

I just *knew* if anyone could find a way to wrangle my personal favorite subtext into canon it was gonna be Lower Decks. can’t believe Paramount’s ripping it away from us, but damn. what a way to go

at least Guinan is acknowledged as the undisputed monarch of Space Hatlandia, which is as it should be

in my hubris I thought I would simply be handed an accidentally amusingly captioned picture of Spock in a beanie or something but it seems we all must toil in the screenshot mines for our simple pleasures these days