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Chills Ahoy 🔞
@chillsahoy.bsky.social
30s. UK. #TF, #puns, #stoicism, #science and #cooking. 18+ ONLY. NSFW ahead.
Full-time donkey, part-time dog. Punmaster.
He/him or they/them, or hee/haw or "good boyyy"🔞
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You can play Where's Wally/Waldo trying to look for a certain purple donk in a tanktop here.

From the Hoofers Meet at Confuzzled 2025.

Photos by bsky.app/profile/noha...
Full gallery www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I rolled a 2.

Hmm...nothing feels different.
July 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You eat the lone half-quiche.
Your INT decreased by 1.
July 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is what the crypto/AI pundits looked like in 1971.

Fools thinking that they could get a machine to find the five Golden Tickets.
July 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
And then we headed to a Mexican taco place called Homies On Donkeys. It was yummy!
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Of course, we saw a few donkeys too! Derek the donkey loved posing calmly.
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We went to Spitalfields City Farm in London today. Saw goats, ducks, and a pig.
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
First time doing a long walk to central London in a while. It's about 3 hours.

Stay hydrated in this heat. If you see someone who is struggling, buy them a bottle of water or juice, it could save a life.
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I went for a short walk to the 7 am to 11 pm supermarket, since it's Sunday and my local is closed at this time. Bought some cheese for making nachos later. On the way back, I walked across the park and saw this nice view.
June 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Such a pretty pattern in this challengjng time.
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
There's no events at Confuzzled for me today so I took the chance to explore the nearby area and walk around the lake. It's so quiet and relaxing.

I may consider the pet play event in the evening but it's probably too people-y for me.
May 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The liminal space between a train station and an exhibition centre. A place of transition, transformation and flux.

Sometimes, you may find a doorway that can only be viewed from a specific angle.
May 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Limoncello diluted in 7Up to cap off a day that was warmer than I expected. Refreshing, hydrating and not too alcoholic (about 7% after diluting).

The hoofer meet today made me want to lose dexterity.
May 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I get that Telegram needs to make money but could they be a bit more discerning about the kind of ads they allow?

Crypto ads? You aren't reaching the target audience.
May 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Bathing with goose-to.
May 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Don't let the past or the future unsettle you. Focus on the heron now.
May 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hello buzzy friend. Safe travels and pollination. Thank you for your hard work!
May 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bye-bye Bezos. Have fun with your butchered rings.
May 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Birmingham I am inside...well technically just on the outskirts. Just the tip.
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You know how if you go on a wiki for your favourite media and you see "X character WAS" as the first sentence it can be a spoiler that they're going to die?

The fact that the Wikipedia article on smallpox uses the past tense is beautiful. A testament to our capacity to improve human health.
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
And the amazingly hot spicy version. I love that look of getting so dumbed down & doggybrained, and just a about to shoot the last of my humanity away to make room for all that dogness.

FA uploads:
www.furaffinity.net/view/60902055
www.furaffinity.net/view/60902086
www.furaffinity.net/view/60902123
May 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I got an amazing dog TF sequence from @azeldraws.bsky.social, the first time the world gets to see Marcus the Great Dane in full colour!

FA uploads:
www.furaffinity.net/view/60901976/
www.furaffinity.net/view/60901996/
www.furaffinity.net/view/60902023
May 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Here's all the stuff I was given! I'll find a place to keep all of it safe.
May 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I didn't take many photos at FWA, I'm just not much of a photographer so it rarely comes to mind.

Here's a tube of donkey TF serum Azel got for me, the Caribou Coffee menu which totally won't turn you into an animal, and the obligatory shot of the lamp at the Hilton which looks like anal beads.
May 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Burro ate a burrito. And almost got locked in at the Mexican food place.
May 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM