Chills Ahoy 🔞
@chillsahoy.bsky.social
30s. UK. #TF, #puns, #stoicism, #science and #cooking. 18+ ONLY. NSFW ahead.
Full-time donkey, part-time dog. Punmaster.
He/him or they/them, or hee/haw or "good boyyy"🔞
The purple in the banner is light with a wavelength of 420 nm. PFP by AzelDraws
Full-time donkey, part-time dog. Punmaster.
He/him or they/them, or hee/haw or "good boyyy"🔞
The purple in the banner is light with a wavelength of 420 nm. PFP by AzelDraws
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Chills Ahoy 🔞
@chillsahoy.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Lol ok thanks UK government, goodbye Bluesky. I'll be in other places where my government doesn't require a face scan or real life ID to access a website "to protect the children" (children who are denied school meals...priorities, right?).
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
Lol ok thanks UK government, goodbye Bluesky. I'll be in other places where my government doesn't require a face scan or real life ID to access a website "to protect the children" (children who are denied school meals...priorities, right?).
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
July 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Lol ok thanks UK government, goodbye Bluesky. I'll be in other places where my government doesn't require a face scan or real life ID to access a website "to protect the children" (children who are denied school meals...priorities, right?).
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
So long, so long, so long, and thanks for the oats.
Don't trust this so-called "math".
Trust your own experience of putting an even number of socks in the washing machine, and getting an odd number of socks out.
Trust your own experience of putting an even number of socks in the washing machine, and getting an odd number of socks out.
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Don't trust this so-called "math".
Trust your own experience of putting an even number of socks in the washing machine, and getting an odd number of socks out.
Trust your own experience of putting an even number of socks in the washing machine, and getting an odd number of socks out.
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Human life can be so complicated, wouldn't lazing in the grass be better instead? Suppose someone's getting that, one way or another! 🐏🌿
Commission for @trucornfish.bsky.social.
#TFTuesday #TFEveryday #transfur
Commission for @trucornfish.bsky.social.
#TFTuesday #TFEveryday #transfur
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Human life can be so complicated, wouldn't lazing in the grass be better instead? Suppose someone's getting that, one way or another! 🐏🌿
Commission for @trucornfish.bsky.social.
#TFTuesday #TFEveryday #transfur
Commission for @trucornfish.bsky.social.
#TFTuesday #TFEveryday #transfur
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TF Sketch Stream! Thursday 7/24 11am PST
picarto.tv/azeldraws
#furryart #tf #transfur #tftuesday #azeldraws
picarto.tv/azeldraws
#furryart #tf #transfur #tftuesday #azeldraws
July 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
TF Sketch Stream! Thursday 7/24 11am PST
picarto.tv/azeldraws
#furryart #tf #transfur #tftuesday #azeldraws
picarto.tv/azeldraws
#furryart #tf #transfur #tftuesday #azeldraws
You can play Where's Wally/Waldo trying to look for a certain purple donk in a tanktop here.
From the Hoofers Meet at Confuzzled 2025.
Photos by bsky.app/profile/noha...
Full gallery www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
From the Hoofers Meet at Confuzzled 2025.
Photos by bsky.app/profile/noha...
Full gallery www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You can play Where's Wally/Waldo trying to look for a certain purple donk in a tanktop here.
From the Hoofers Meet at Confuzzled 2025.
Photos by bsky.app/profile/noha...
Full gallery www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
From the Hoofers Meet at Confuzzled 2025.
Photos by bsky.app/profile/noha...
Full gallery www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
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Hey doggy! Where is your collar? Here let me clip this leash on you, we don't want you to get lost
What do you mean human? You don't even have hands! Just useless paws
Just eat your kibble and let those thoughts fade away, I know you are drooling over your bowl, only one bite..... 🐕
What do you mean human? You don't even have hands! Just useless paws
Just eat your kibble and let those thoughts fade away, I know you are drooling over your bowl, only one bite..... 🐕
July 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey doggy! Where is your collar? Here let me clip this leash on you, we don't want you to get lost
What do you mean human? You don't even have hands! Just useless paws
Just eat your kibble and let those thoughts fade away, I know you are drooling over your bowl, only one bite..... 🐕
What do you mean human? You don't even have hands! Just useless paws
Just eat your kibble and let those thoughts fade away, I know you are drooling over your bowl, only one bite..... 🐕
And so on the 25th of October 1128, most of Eurasia and half of Africa were united under one banner. The emperor improved communication between the Nordic sailors, the Tamil sailors and the Carthaginians and tasked them with inventing a way to navigate the Mare Atlanticum to far off lands.
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And so on the 25th of October 1128, most of Eurasia and half of Africa were united under one banner. The emperor improved communication between the Nordic sailors, the Tamil sailors and the Carthaginians and tasked them with inventing a way to navigate the Mare Atlanticum to far off lands.
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Hey! If you are based in, or qualify as a citizen of the UK please read about this and give it a sign 🩵
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
(Remember Irish friends, if you qualify for dual citizenship there is no shame in exercising that for GOOD)
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
(Remember Irish friends, if you qualify for dual citizenship there is no shame in exercising that for GOOD)
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Hey! If you are based in, or qualify as a citizen of the UK please read about this and give it a sign 🩵
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
(Remember Irish friends, if you qualify for dual citizenship there is no shame in exercising that for GOOD)
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
(Remember Irish friends, if you qualify for dual citizenship there is no shame in exercising that for GOOD)
The Stupendium is very talented, and they've now done a (fantastic) song about The Amazing Digital Circus with more verbal flow dissing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nDK...
(They got almost all of the original VAs to appear as guests too!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nDK...
(They got almost all of the original VAs to appear as guests too!)
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND | The Amazing Digital Circus Song! ENDING A
YouTube video by The Stupendium
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Stupendium is very talented, and they've now done a (fantastic) song about The Amazing Digital Circus with more verbal flow dissing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nDK...
(They got almost all of the original VAs to appear as guests too!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nDK...
(They got almost all of the original VAs to appear as guests too!)
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#NewProfilePic 🫏
I gave @tazzle.art a simple brief:
Tara has just told the worst, gut wrenching pun you’ve ever heard. Everyone around her is recoiling in physical agony at the wordplay and it’s music to her ears, she loves every moment of it.
I think he nailed it. 👌
I gave @tazzle.art a simple brief:
Tara has just told the worst, gut wrenching pun you’ve ever heard. Everyone around her is recoiling in physical agony at the wordplay and it’s music to her ears, she loves every moment of it.
I think he nailed it. 👌
July 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
#NewProfilePic 🫏
I gave @tazzle.art a simple brief:
Tara has just told the worst, gut wrenching pun you’ve ever heard. Everyone around her is recoiling in physical agony at the wordplay and it’s music to her ears, she loves every moment of it.
I think he nailed it. 👌
I gave @tazzle.art a simple brief:
Tara has just told the worst, gut wrenching pun you’ve ever heard. Everyone around her is recoiling in physical agony at the wordplay and it’s music to her ears, she loves every moment of it.
I think he nailed it. 👌
"Imagine you tell the story of Superman and Hercules at the same time, but it's about mythology right so the whole thing is a gospel musical."
And that's how you get Hercules (1997).
And that's how you get Hercules (1997).
July 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Imagine you tell the story of Superman and Hercules at the same time, but it's about mythology right so the whole thing is a gospel musical."
And that's how you get Hercules (1997).
And that's how you get Hercules (1997).
You thought that was a weighted blanket.
But it's actually a thunder shirt.
But it's actually a thunder shirt.
July 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You thought that was a weighted blanket.
But it's actually a thunder shirt.
But it's actually a thunder shirt.
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Unaware of his changes, he looked at his friend with contempt.
"To hear you talk... You'd think something bad's gonna happen to us"
"To hear you talk... You'd think something bad's gonna happen to us"
July 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Unaware of his changes, he looked at his friend with contempt.
"To hear you talk... You'd think something bad's gonna happen to us"
"To hear you talk... You'd think something bad's gonna happen to us"
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July 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Victorian mindset: Take a constitutional.
Tired mindset: Go out for a walk.
Wired mindset: Take yourself out for walkies.
Tired mindset: Go out for a walk.
Wired mindset: Take yourself out for walkies.
July 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Victorian mindset: Take a constitutional.
Tired mindset: Go out for a walk.
Wired mindset: Take yourself out for walkies.
Tired mindset: Go out for a walk.
Wired mindset: Take yourself out for walkies.
Today, at this present moment, I feel at peace. I am exactly where I am meant to be.
July 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Today, at this present moment, I feel at peace. I am exactly where I am meant to be.
That nap was exactly what I needed. Now I can boogie woogie all night long. But I need a certain song.
two women in suits are dancing with the words yes sir i can boogie
ALT: two women in suits are dancing with the words yes sir i can boogie
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That nap was exactly what I needed. Now I can boogie woogie all night long. But I need a certain song.
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hawt donk summer.... give it a try @azeldraws.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
hawt donk summer.... give it a try @azeldraws.bsky.social
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Arf arf arf rff raff ruff.
Translation: (If you can read this you are probably becoming a dog.)
Translation: (If you can read this you are probably becoming a dog.)
July 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Arf arf arf rff raff ruff.
Translation: (If you can read this you are probably becoming a dog.)
Translation: (If you can read this you are probably becoming a dog.)
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they werent joking, those hay-flavoured beers on pleasure island really do pack an asinine punch... 💦
(featuring @direbatty.bsky.social's gus :3)
#tf #transformation #donkey
(featuring @direbatty.bsky.social's gus :3)
#tf #transformation #donkey
July 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
they werent joking, those hay-flavoured beers on pleasure island really do pack an asinine punch... 💦
(featuring @direbatty.bsky.social's gus :3)
#tf #transformation #donkey
(featuring @direbatty.bsky.social's gus :3)
#tf #transformation #donkey
Oh hay at least I can still sleep in my stable and use equin-ine to treat malaria, the way humans can use quinine.
But everything looks so small from up here! 🐎 Or am I hallucineighting?
But everything looks so small from up here! 🐎 Or am I hallucineighting?
July 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh hay at least I can still sleep in my stable and use equin-ine to treat malaria, the way humans can use quinine.
But everything looks so small from up here! 🐎 Or am I hallucineighting?
But everything looks so small from up here! 🐎 Or am I hallucineighting?
"You're talking about me like I'm not here or something and that just makes me feel weird."
Chidi says this in a different context but it shows an aspect of TF that I like: when people start treating you more like an animal or pet, than a person. They don't talk with you, they talk at you.
Chidi says this in a different context but it shows an aspect of TF that I like: when people start treating you more like an animal or pet, than a person. They don't talk with you, they talk at you.
July 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"You're talking about me like I'm not here or something and that just makes me feel weird."
Chidi says this in a different context but it shows an aspect of TF that I like: when people start treating you more like an animal or pet, than a person. They don't talk with you, they talk at you.
Chidi says this in a different context but it shows an aspect of TF that I like: when people start treating you more like an animal or pet, than a person. They don't talk with you, they talk at you.
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When you find out you've been a Pokémon the WHOLE TIME! 🐾✨ #FursuitFriday from AC, video by @zafhorse.bsky.social! :3
July 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When you find out you've been a Pokémon the WHOLE TIME! 🐾✨ #FursuitFriday from AC, video by @zafhorse.bsky.social! :3
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Attack #5
#ArtFight2025
#TeamFossils
for @azeldraws.bsky.social
Tzin got TF’d into a donkey. I hope he doesn’t plan to use a keyboard soon. Huh? The official format to request a change back has to be filled out online?
Well, I guess he’ll be stuck like this for a while!!
#ArtFight2025
#TeamFossils
for @azeldraws.bsky.social
Tzin got TF’d into a donkey. I hope he doesn’t plan to use a keyboard soon. Huh? The official format to request a change back has to be filled out online?
Well, I guess he’ll be stuck like this for a while!!
July 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Attack #5
#ArtFight2025
#TeamFossils
for @azeldraws.bsky.social
Tzin got TF’d into a donkey. I hope he doesn’t plan to use a keyboard soon. Huh? The official format to request a change back has to be filled out online?
Well, I guess he’ll be stuck like this for a while!!
#ArtFight2025
#TeamFossils
for @azeldraws.bsky.social
Tzin got TF’d into a donkey. I hope he doesn’t plan to use a keyboard soon. Huh? The official format to request a change back has to be filled out online?
Well, I guess he’ll be stuck like this for a while!!