salamanda
@childlesscatladies.bsky.social
24, cat mom of 1, DC based, NY raised
Sleep Token needs 💳💥to release 💳💥 the instrumental 💳💥TMBTE album 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥PLEASE SLEEP🙏
May 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sleep Token needs 💳💥to release 💳💥 the instrumental 💳💥TMBTE album 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥PLEASE SLEEP🙏
Ok on second listen, Even in Arcadia title track sounds like final boss fight in a video game but the final boss is your character’s dad
May 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ok on second listen, Even in Arcadia title track sounds like final boss fight in a video game but the final boss is your character’s dad
Sleep Token’s new album omg. I’m getting Radiohead, Tesseract, The Contortionist, and Chase Atlantic vibes all in one
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sleep Token’s new album omg. I’m getting Radiohead, Tesseract, The Contortionist, and Chase Atlantic vibes all in one
3 different reps from my health insurance company gave me 3 totally different reasons why my pre auth request was denied. They’re jus making shit up I’m so ANGI
May 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
3 different reps from my health insurance company gave me 3 totally different reasons why my pre auth request was denied. They’re jus making shit up I’m so ANGI
Seeing Linkin Park tonight 🕺💃🏻
May 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Seeing Linkin Park tonight 🕺💃🏻
@ Duolingo I have a 522 day streak in Japanese don’t PMO with the AI-first bullshit. Your app works fine, I’d rather human beings be employed than get a video call feature which Gemini and other AI-only services can probably do better. AI should be its own market, not replacing existing ones
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@ Duolingo I have a 522 day streak in Japanese don’t PMO with the AI-first bullshit. Your app works fine, I’d rather human beings be employed than get a video call feature which Gemini and other AI-only services can probably do better. AI should be its own market, not replacing existing ones
My cat always runs away and hides when my new roommates are around and I ask her why she can’t be more social (yes I talk to her like a person), and then I realize she just like me fr I do the same thing when new people are in my house
April 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My cat always runs away and hides when my new roommates are around and I ask her why she can’t be more social (yes I talk to her like a person), and then I realize she just like me fr I do the same thing when new people are in my house
People who lean their whole body on the handrails on a crowded metro, I hope your pillow doesn’t have a cold side
April 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
People who lean their whole body on the handrails on a crowded metro, I hope your pillow doesn’t have a cold side
Had a word salad moment on the phone with my psychiatrist’s office and got socially anxious, but then realized they definitely take calls from people like that all day.
Telling my therapist about this progress😤
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Telling my therapist about this progress😤
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April 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Had a word salad moment on the phone with my psychiatrist’s office and got socially anxious, but then realized they definitely take calls from people like that all day.
Telling my therapist about this progress😤
👋
😳 \ 🤪
👊/||\_ || \_
_/¯ ¯\_ _/¯ ¯\_
Telling my therapist about this progress😤
👋
😳 \ 🤪
👊/||\_ || \_
_/¯ ¯\_ _/¯ ¯\_
Some nice people at the Thornhill show gave us their extra signed poster🥹🥹🥹❤️
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Some nice people at the Thornhill show gave us their extra signed poster🥹🥹🥹❤️
IM SEEING THORNHILL TONIGHT
a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a stage in front of a red curtain .
ALT: a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a stage in front of a red curtain .
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
IM SEEING THORNHILL TONIGHT
No one talk to me for the next 5 months I’m going into hibernation to make the time pass
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
No one talk to me for the next 5 months I’m going into hibernation to make the time pass
I knew what was gonna happen at the end of last night’s #TheLastOfUs episode and I still—
a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
ALT: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I knew what was gonna happen at the end of last night’s #TheLastOfUs episode and I still—
*5am*
Cat: *meowing bl00dy redrum and trying to get in the closet*
Me: UGH FINE I’ll open the damn thing geez
Cat: *looks inside*
Cat: *walks away*
Cat: *meowing bl00dy redrum and trying to get in the closet*
Me: UGH FINE I’ll open the damn thing geez
Cat: *looks inside*
Cat: *walks away*
April 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*5am*
Cat: *meowing bl00dy redrum and trying to get in the closet*
Me: UGH FINE I’ll open the damn thing geez
Cat: *looks inside*
Cat: *walks away*
Cat: *meowing bl00dy redrum and trying to get in the closet*
Me: UGH FINE I’ll open the damn thing geez
Cat: *looks inside*
Cat: *walks away*
& when older gens say “millennials and Gen Z are lazy and don’t want to work” — there’s no longer any reward for providing 40 years of labor. With Social Security running out in 2035, will have to work till we die. So then we think what’s the fking point of working hard? Something needs to change
I don’t like the argument “boomers refuse to retire and that’s why young ppl aren’t getting hired” bc my mom is 70 and still has to work to pay bills, especially since everyone’s 401(k)s just tanked. We should be more mad that seniors who have worked for decades hoping to retire are chained to labor
April 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
& when older gens say “millennials and Gen Z are lazy and don’t want to work” — there’s no longer any reward for providing 40 years of labor. With Social Security running out in 2035, will have to work till we die. So then we think what’s the fking point of working hard? Something needs to change
I don’t like the argument “boomers refuse to retire and that’s why young ppl aren’t getting hired” bc my mom is 70 and still has to work to pay bills, especially since everyone’s 401(k)s just tanked. We should be more mad that seniors who have worked for decades hoping to retire are chained to labor
April 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don’t like the argument “boomers refuse to retire and that’s why young ppl aren’t getting hired” bc my mom is 70 and still has to work to pay bills, especially since everyone’s 401(k)s just tanked. We should be more mad that seniors who have worked for decades hoping to retire are chained to labor
My best friend of 18 years and I just spent 8 hours total building the Twilight Cullen House Lego set that she waited for me to come back to our hometown to build🥹it’s these kinda things that keep me from fully crashing out
April 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My best friend of 18 years and I just spent 8 hours total building the Twilight Cullen House Lego set that she waited for me to come back to our hometown to build🥹it’s these kinda things that keep me from fully crashing out
The House just passed the GOP budget plan that would pave the way to cutting Medicaid. But most Trump voters oppose this, because they rely on safety net programs. I wonder if this will wake them up?
Medicaid cuts unpopular with Trump voters: poll
More than 50% of Trump voters oppose cutting Medicaid to pay for tax cuts, according to a GOP pollster. The survey suggests the issue could be politically challenging for Republican lawmakers.
www.healthcaredive.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The House just passed the GOP budget plan that would pave the way to cutting Medicaid. But most Trump voters oppose this, because they rely on safety net programs. I wonder if this will wake them up?
This is the dumbest trade war in the history of trade wars
Donald Trump announces 90-day pause on tariffs except for China, which he’s raising to 125%.
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is the dumbest trade war in the history of trade wars
I’ve been dyeing my hair red for years but when my natural roots reach 2+ inches you’ll know the recession is here fr fr
April 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’ve been dyeing my hair red for years but when my natural roots reach 2+ inches you’ll know the recession is here fr fr
My company just announced there will be layoffs bc of the Trump administration canceling so many of our contracts, didn’t say who or when but I think it’s time to jump ship before it sinks😭
April 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My company just announced there will be layoffs bc of the Trump administration canceling so many of our contracts, didn’t say who or when but I think it’s time to jump ship before it sinks😭
Girl the stock market😭😭😭😭😭😭
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Girl the stock market😭😭😭😭😭😭
New Sleep Token song and new Thornhill album at midnight, April 4th will be a blessed day
April 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New Sleep Token song and new Thornhill album at midnight, April 4th will be a blessed day
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Welcome mats are a scam by Big Vampire
April 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Welcome mats are a scam by Big Vampire