Cow.exe
@childishcowbino.bsky.social
The garlic goblin of the east | Built different | Certified Chuck E Cheese historian | One Piece “enthusiast”
Looked up why my mouth is so dry and I’m sorry to announce but I have Alzheimer’s
November 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Looked up why my mouth is so dry and I’m sorry to announce but I have Alzheimer’s
It’s been ten years since the last muppet movie. Please Disney I’m on my hands and knees.
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
It’s been ten years since the last muppet movie. Please Disney I’m on my hands and knees.
So like theoretically… roller blades on a treadmill. Fun?Broken Legs? Both? What are we looking at?
November 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM
So like theoretically… roller blades on a treadmill. Fun?Broken Legs? Both? What are we looking at?
If anyone needs me later today I’ll be taking a whole bag of edibles and staring at the ceiling until I can finally get some fucking rest
November 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
If anyone needs me later today I’ll be taking a whole bag of edibles and staring at the ceiling until I can finally get some fucking rest
Well here we are again, it’s like Déjà vu but instead of a strange feeling of nostalgia, I want to step into the middle of the interstate
November 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Well here we are again, it’s like Déjà vu but instead of a strange feeling of nostalgia, I want to step into the middle of the interstate
Remembered my password we are so back
February 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Remembered my password we are so back
In a “steal obscure signs” kinda mood today
August 18, 2023 at 10:22 PM
In a “steal obscure signs” kinda mood today
My fortune cookie had no fortune, am I gonna die?
August 7, 2023 at 11:00 PM
My fortune cookie had no fortune, am I gonna die?
I don’t know who has to hear this but you should lay on the floor for 5-10 minutes
August 5, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I don’t know who has to hear this but you should lay on the floor for 5-10 minutes
Ya I have ADHD out the ass but I’m actually unmedicated haha *takes violent hit of my pen*
August 2, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Ya I have ADHD out the ass but I’m actually unmedicated haha *takes violent hit of my pen*
Getting older is realizing pistachio ice cream is actually fucking awesome
July 29, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Getting older is realizing pistachio ice cream is actually fucking awesome
In a “big sword” mood rn. IYKYK
July 27, 2023 at 3:03 PM
In a “big sword” mood rn. IYKYK
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just downloaded the bluesky app so i can post directly from my phone! no more time-consuming trips to city hall
July 26, 2023 at 11:09 PM
just downloaded the bluesky app so i can post directly from my phone! no more time-consuming trips to city hall
I’m sure tagging a shark is hard and takes a lot of training and all that but realistically, give me a 12 pack of pbrs, 3 joints, some cool ranch doritoes, a raft, and a camel back pack and I’ll have 15 of those fuckers tracked by sunset
July 24, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I’m sure tagging a shark is hard and takes a lot of training and all that but realistically, give me a 12 pack of pbrs, 3 joints, some cool ranch doritoes, a raft, and a camel back pack and I’ll have 15 of those fuckers tracked by sunset
Tony soprano is so cool, I wish all the Italians didn’t go extinct
July 24, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Tony soprano is so cool, I wish all the Italians didn’t go extinct
Marvel executives finally getting me to watch secret wars:
July 20, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Marvel executives finally getting me to watch secret wars:
Just dipped cake in milk. Life changing.
July 20, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Just dipped cake in milk. Life changing.
We cock dick balling FR fr tonight
July 19, 2023 at 11:54 PM
We cock dick balling FR fr tonight