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ChildfreeAndHappy
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Consciously childfree and happy. In a world that idealizes parenthood, I stand for autonomy, not apology. No hate, just clarity.
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He’s done ordering kids.

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A cartoon shows a father in a car at a fast-food drive-thru with three noisy kids in the backseat. The kids are yelling, “Dad, he’s hitting me!” and “Dad, tell her to stay on her own side!” while another shouts, “Ouch! Stop it!” The tired-looking dad, speaking into the drive-thru intercom, says, “Three Junior Meals and a vasectomy, please.” The comic humorously captures a parent’s exasperation with noisy children.
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Calm mornings set the tone for the day.

Good morning! I’m just enjoying a slow Sunday morning before heading to the gym. What about you?

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Text over a cloudy morning sky reads: “Nothing beats waking up quietly, enjoying my coffee in peace, taking in the beautiful morning. No kids to get ready, no babies to feed or change. Nobody to bring to school or the bus stop. Just serenity before the day. @botoxnotbabies.”
September 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Two paths diverged in life… one leads to quiet coffee, the other to cold coffee.

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Cartoon illustration showing two contrasting couples. On the left, a smiling young man in a neat suit stands confidently next to a stylish, relaxed young woman in jeans and a T-shirt. On the right another couple: the man in rumpled pajamas with dark circles under his eyes, is surrounded by several crying and fighting children, with one child sitting on his shoulders. Next to him stands the woman, heavily pregnant, exhausted, with messy hair, wearing pajamas and holding a coffee cup while another child clings to her leg
September 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Some instincts didn’t install correctly.

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A little girl smiles and gives a thumbs-up in front of a toy oven. Inside the oven, a baby doll is placed as if it’s being cooked. The meme caption above reads, “Women are born with a natural instinct and desire to be mothers.
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Society: 😱 / Me on a pink dolphin: 😎✨

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The image is a playful retro pin-up style artwork. A blonde woman in a bikini rides a shiny pink dolphin through the ocean, looking carefree and happy. Above the picture, the caption says: “How it feels contributing to the declining birth rate.” The overall tone is ironic, celebrating the freedom and joy of choosing not to have children.
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Funny how 'childfree zones' are framed as a crisis, when in reality they’re just spaces where adults can exist without constant noise. Not everything has to revolve around kids.

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Screenshot of a post by the user "Fine Mountain." The post reads: "There is a deeply disturbing anti-child culture brewing in late stage capitalism. Hedonism and hyper-individualism taken to their logical extremes perhaps. But ultimately anti-natalism is self-genocide. So one day they will all die out and the future will belong to our children and grandchildren." Below the tweet is a shared YouTube link by Anshu Sharma with the title "The disturbing rise of c..." and a thumbnail image showing a woman next to text that reads "NO KID ZONES."
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Yes, why?

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A young woman sits relaxed in a hanging wicker chair by a tall window in a stylish loft with brick walls and wooden beams. In front of the image is a social media post from 'childfreemillennial' that reads: 'If kids bring endless joy, why do parents keep posting “I can’t wait for school to start again” every August?'
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Honestly, feels like I dodged a lifetime subscription to chaos.

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Black-and-white vintage photo of a smiling man in a suit, sitting in a chair and holding a newspaper. Overlaid text reads: 'Me reading the daily news – Patting myself on the back for not bringing kids into this world.'
August 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Yesterday I was too busy enjoying my life. Sorry 🥹

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A joyful digital illustration celebrating Belated International Childfree Day. A smiling, carefree woman in a rust-colored sundress stands with arms raised in delight, her hair flowing in the breeze. A sun and a bird accentuate the light, happy atmosphere. The background is a warm beige with bold black text that reads: 'HAPPY BELATED INTERNATIONAL CHILDFREE DAY'.
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Same with "real woman" 🙄

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July 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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And what's wrong with that, exactly? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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July 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Durex Employee of the Month

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A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A baby in a stroller is screaming loudly ("WAAAAAH"), clearly causing chaos. Panel 2: Two random adults nearby, visibly disturbed and horrified by the noise, look at each other and both say, "NEVER" – clearly swearing off ever having kids. Panel 3: The baby, still in a diaper and looking sly, walks behind a corner where a person hands it cash in front of a stand labeled "DUREX" (a condom brand). The joke: the baby is being paid by the condom company to be so annoying that it convinces people not to reproduce.
June 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Phew

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A two-panel cartoon titled "Children". Top panel (labeled "Before 30"): A man and a woman look relieved. The woman, holding a negative pregnancy test, says, "Phew! I'm not pregnant!" The man wears a shirt that says "THANK GOD". Bottom panel (labeled "After 30"): The same man and woman, still looking relieved, with the woman repeating, "Phew! I'm not pregnant!" despite the "After 30" label suggesting a change in expectations.
June 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Can someone explain?

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A screenshot of a tweet by Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) with a profile picture of her holding a dog. The tweet reads: "People are so weirded out by women who don't want children. They'll be like 'oh my god why don't you want to do this incredibly difficult thing that everyone struggles with for the rest of your life?!' as if you just told them you don't like pizza." The image has a light blue border.
June 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Thanks for 1111 Follower 🥳

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June 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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You will regret it one day 😄

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A minimalist black-and-white cartoon by Hugleikur Dagsson. A woman dressed in black stands on the left, addressing a mother with three children and a stroller on the right. The woman says: "Have you tried not having children? OMG you have to try it! It will change your life." The comic humorously flips the typical societal pressure to have children by promoting a childfree lifestyle instead.
June 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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And then I buy something for the dogs of my family and friends 😄

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A brightly lit supermarket baby aisle filled with diapers, wipes, and baby care products. Overlaid text humorously reads: 'Sometimes I like going through the baby aisle just to remind myself of all the money I'm not blowing on dumb stuff.'
May 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Parents are so happy, loving, well-adjusted and responsible people. All you need to raise kids 😄
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I laughed more than I should 😂

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A four-panel Cyanide & Happiness comic strip. In the first panel, two men are walking together. In the second panel, a woman holding a baby approaches them and asks, “Want to hear 12 cool things about my baby?” In the third panel, one of the men flatly replies, “Um… no.” In the fourth panel, as the woman walks away, he comments to the other man, “I hate it when mothers BuzzFeed in public.” A faint caption behind the woman reads: “Number 8 will amaze you!"
May 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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There are at least 14276 things more important than having babies 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Das Bild zeigt zwei übereinander angeordnete Tweets. Oben ein Tweet von @adelebw, Profilbild einer Frau mit lockigen roten Haaren: „Schaut auf eure Körper, Frauen! Brüste, Eierstöcke und eine Gebärmutter. Gott hat euch gemacht, um neues Leben zu erschaffen und zu nähren. Was ist wichtiger als das?!“ Darunter ein Antwort-Tweet von @debraweber5, Profilbild einer Frau mit dunklen Haaren und Brille: „Ich nutze mein Gehirn, um einen Ph.D. zu machen und vielen Frauen zu zeigen, dass sie mehr sind als nur Gebärmaschinen und Dienerinnen für Männer.“
May 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Happy Not-a-mother's day and Happy Mother's day 🪻🌷🌻

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May 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Happy Not-a-mother's day 🌷🪻🌻

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May 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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What do you think?

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April 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I'm enjoying some me-time, reading a book, going to the gym and meeting some friends.

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April 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM