Chatting with a friend yesterday. His son is in the military and is being moved from the coat to Chicago this month and “can’t tell his dad why.”Pretty clear to me the military will be rolling through blue cities in March under the guise of crime but really a test run for something else.

So Loomy is in her Taylor Swift Anti-Hero era, and I’m ready to eat this shit up with a ladle. I’m 100% sure she has pics of his 🍄 in her hidden folder that will be released by the time the kiddies are all hunting for Easter eggs.

A reminder how important it is to support organizations like ProPublica. Let’s take some of that money we’re not spending at Target and Amazon and help save democracy.

I’m 100% sure that the Venn diagram for people who support RFK and have been in a pyramid scheme selling weight loss wraps or magical jelly beans is a complete circle. The “Hey Huns” are mobilizing.

It was also a federal holiday, yet… well done everyone!

I’ll forever read this as Smellania, and I’m sure it smells like shit and treason.

I know three people going to the inauguration all having meltdowns because the orange pu55y cancelled events. I’ve spent the weekend sending thoughts and prayers and laughing emojis. I am not planning on shutting down my social media for 4 years, I plan on becoming an even bigger nightmare. Resist.

Biden says farewell to the nation, literally, not figuratively. We had a good run America.