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Sometimes I do things, sometimes I don’t.

Hyytaakka, Ayash’tem, Ga’Jeet Ru, Mire, and now Theril’lyri’amaden (“Illyria”) on Empire Wreckers: A Star Wars Actual Play Podcast

https://strawberrysoyshake.neocities.org
“Everyone HATES having to do the understudy put-in runs. No one has any energy or wants to be there.”

Great. Thanks for making me feel good about this whole thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Who can say if I have rolled for the better~~~ TWO FAILURES”
Trying to record a TTRPG podcast immediately after seeing the Wicked sequel… to disastrous results. I’m singing the results of all my rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Trying to record a TTRPG podcast immediately after seeing the Wicked sequel… to disastrous results. I’m singing the results of all my rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“On the day you’re performing what character are you playing?”

“YOUR MOM”

They set me up too well.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have to hang out in the theatre because the dressing room is full and the kids keep untying my shoelaces in the green room.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tech as an understudy is truly like “Why am I here?”
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Taking myself out for the Ethiopian food because my RSD is running wild today. 😎💁‍♀️
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me sitting in the green room while the cast talks about how they don’t think understudies should ever need to go on.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
FB really loves showing me the “people I might know” when it doesn’t even show me the posts of the people I’m already friends with.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The day after this my agent informed me that they might be doing it as a non-union commercial and that they client thought I could just choose to do non-union stuff???? Anyways, I’ve been waiting in limbo for four days so far waiting to see if they’ll go union.
Booked another commercial voiceover. This is three for three this year. Really kicking myself for not upgrading my home microphone sooner.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Booked another commercial voiceover. This is three for three this year. Really kicking myself for not upgrading my home microphone sooner.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Had a half-way decent audition out-of-town today (involving some puppeteering!!!!) and stopped for an espresso after. Was shocked that they had a little vegan lemon Bundt cake that was actually maybe the best coffee shop treat I’ve ever had.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Chickpea 🌱
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November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m sure I’m not the only person in our cast with light eyes, but I’m definitely the only person in it with a headshot that looks like

🔵👄🔵
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
First full day of rehearsal with the kiddos. One of the youngest came to use my table to make a note in her script:

“Can I use this pencil?”
“Of course!”
“… how do you spell ‘stairs’?”

😭😭😭 The sweetest.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Going to be dressed as The Killer tomorrow. Watch out, Wendy!
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Huh, I finally got a professional contract again after fifteen years. Haha! The world must be ending!”

The day before rehearsal starts:
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Rehearsal starts tomorrow and my anxiety is spiiiiiking! I don’t even have to talk other than introductions!!! Arghh!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Found out my city has a Plato’s Closet. Bought six decent sweaters but had to go through the mental humiliation ritual of being in a store advertised as for “teens and young adults”.
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Finally got the casting breakdown three days before rehearsal. Now that I fiiiiinally know the actual three actor tracks I’m covering and have split them into three separate copies of the script… this feels less daunting.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Okay. 100 pages in and I’m hit with some Brood Mother-esque shit. I’m sorry, Dungeon Crawler Carl, I was not familiar with your game (no pun intended).
Switching from Infinite Jest to Dungeon Crawler Carl (because the hold I placed almost four months ago came in) is giving me intellectual whiplash.
October 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Switching from Infinite Jest to Dungeon Crawler Carl (because the hold I placed almost four months ago came in) is giving me intellectual whiplash.
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Anyway, listen to “Milk of the Demon Cow”. Our weird, homebrew Genesys-system patreon bonus podcast.

www.patreon.com/empirewreckers
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“I am become Tired, destroyer of podcasts.” - me, 48 minutes into recording when we’ve only done two narrative rolls because we’re riffing too much.
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you’re signing up for a mailing list or contest, please don’t make it so I have to become a forensic investigator to decode your handwriting.
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM