Sexy Transfemme Cop 1: You mean you’re not going to dress up?? But Halloween is for the gays
plainclothes gay: i can explain
Sexy Transfemme Cop 2: Tell it to The Honorable Fag yourself in Gay Court

i’d dare everyone to do that at that moment but i’m certain nobody else in the history of human insanity would want to do that, and i’m not certain why i did that myself