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chickfromneptune.bsky.social
Veronica
@chickfromneptune.bsky.social
🇹🇼 🏳️‍⚧️ sick of things (she/her)

CURRENTLY READING: A Court of Thorns and Roses

https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
researcher separated from me by plexiglass: [places a picture frame on the wall crooked]
me: [simian howling]
researcher: [scribbling furiously] subject appears agitated
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Veronica
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
i love the internet so much. someone will find the time between their two oppressive jobs just trying to keep the lights on to make themselves some dinner and post a picture of the meal and some wealthy white seventeen year old girl will be like “you shouldn’t post that during the Sudanese famine”
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
asexual dude who pretends to be interested in cuckolding so that he just doesn’t have to participate
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Big Sister, projected on the massive screen above us: THE GAYS LOVE HALLOWEEN
me, morosely: the gays love halloween
Big Sister: HALLOWEEN IS FOR THE GAYS
me, being given homework at 26: halloween is for the gays
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i think one example of homophobia nobody talks about is that michelangelo is hands down the straightest ninja turtle
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
ancient romans will be like can we address the elephant in the room and then get beheaded by hannibal of carthage
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
person who claims to be able to turn lesbians straight but instead of an overconfident and egotistical man it’s a woman whose vibe is so rancid that people just take a break from the gender after meeting her
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
did not calibrate my boymoding properly and overshot the performed masculinity. ended up saying “enjoy the day boys” like skipper from madagascar. this was so much easier when i was in complete denial
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@criticalrole.bsky.social while watching campaign 4 premiere with @mishtibby.bsky.social, i was taken with the impulse, when hal and teor were sharing in thjazi’s famous terrible liquor, to crack my dusty bottle of malort and take a shot. then i unpaused and liam called it malort right after lmao
October 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
oh so now when americans needs someone to come into our country uninvited and topple our government, nobody wants to volunteer. god pay it forward
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
radiohead honestly goes pretty hard once you let go of the idea that music is supposed to sound good
August 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@mishtibby.bsky.social drew an unloved walrus
August 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i feel that the writers of the little mermaid could have done more to explain what exactly is so terrible about being a mermaid
August 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Veronica
July 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
nobody played jenga on september 12th, 2001
June 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
let the record state that life in plastic is NOT always fantastic btw
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
they always say fit as a fiddle, but they never bother to show you how fit their fiddle is. we just have to take their word for it, and there might not even be a real fiddle involved
June 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
they can take away my liberty. they can take away my life. but they will never take away my teal stanley cup inexplicably signed by former secretary of health and human services kathleen sebelius. i am very attached to my teal stanley cup inexplicably signed b
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
apparently “can i help you guys find anything” is code for “please stop attempting to fit all the cotton balls in the makeup aisle into your open mouths” but no one told ME that. you’re punishing ME for YOUR lack of clarity
May 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
how come everyone is like oh i can’t live without oxygen?? i think that’s fostering dependency. thats codependent as hell. personally i do not see the appeal
May 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
in my teen years, i had some real darkness inside me. ever since i swallowed that depleted uranium though, people say that i bring light to any situation. they say i’m practically glowing
May 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
am i obsessed with socrates or something
May 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
god why is everyone FREAKING OUT about me sipping a little gasoline bro. literally NATURAL gas. fucking ORGANIC chemical
May 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
if we averaged out jordan peterson and ben shapiro do you think we would get an insufferable prick who talks at a normal rate
May 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM