Andy Cawthray
@chickenstreet.bsky.social
In no order....Writer, columnist, birder, gardener, angler, aquarist, ecologist, moths, crown green bowler, #lufc, #chickeneer & one time "gobby media #poultry pundit". Proud #tyke #Yorkshireman hanging out in #Oswestry #Shropshire
Just when I thought it would be hard to beat watching AJ smile when he clobbered Paul on a continuous loop this weekend, Stach steps up with a free kick like that... Still beaming #lufc
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Just when I thought it would be hard to beat watching AJ smile when he clobbered Paul on a continuous loop this weekend, Stach steps up with a free kick like that... Still beaming #lufc
Reposted by Andy Cawthray
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
And the first Christmas jigsaw begins...
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And the first Christmas jigsaw begins...
New @happytoast.co.uk prints up, in what's becoming a small shrine of Lego, #lufc and comic art!
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New @happytoast.co.uk prints up, in what's becoming a small shrine of Lego, #lufc and comic art!
Reposted by Andy Cawthray
(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
![[TWO PINTS OF BEER are on a pub bar, one is PERONI and one is a brown Christmas-themed beer]
1
PERONI:
Hello there
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Hello Peroni
2
PERONI:
So nice to have someone new on the lineup!
And you are…?
3
CHRISTMAS BEER:
You know who I am, Peroni.
4
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I am Brown Christmas Liquid.
I come back each year.
5
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Every time with a new name, and a new horrible ingredient.
Last year I was Reindeer Stomper. This year I am... Cheeky Elf.
6
PERONI:
Oh god
You were on the bar for two months and…
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Three pints sold, aye.
7
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I’m a seasonal blend of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, orange peel, nutmeg and this year, for reasons of late-capitalist sadism, vanilla.
8
CHRISTMAS BEER:
My name is Cheeky Elf,
I taste of jam,
and I want to d*e.
9
PERONI:
Well somebody’s trying you
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Poor bastard
[A hand comes down to lift CHRISTMAS BEER to sip the pint]
10
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
11
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
12
[CHRISTMAS BEER gets put back on the bar ]
PERSON [who just drank CHRISTMAS BEER]:
Oh my god
CHEEKY ELF:
SEE?
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreihdolqp33utirnxlepybldhkayvwfgh4a7ygov4yhx2dvboi4aqjq@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
This really is something else. I need all future footage to be published in this way. In fact lets have it also apply to all world leaders and see where we go from there...
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This really is something else. I need all future footage to be published in this way. In fact lets have it also apply to all world leaders and see where we go from there...
Early Doors and Dectorists. Comfort food.
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Early Doors and Dectorists. Comfort food.
Reposted by Andy Cawthray
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Sloppy headline writing. There are 24 golf courses within 20 miles of St Andrews, 7 of which form the St Andrews Links. "The Duke's Course" isn't one of those 7 to my knowledge.
Rebrand for St Andrews golf course named after former prince Andrew
Rebrand for St Andrews golf course named after former prince Andrew
The Duke's Course in St Andrews will be rebranded the Craigtoun Course, after a nearby country park.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sloppy headline writing. There are 24 golf courses within 20 miles of St Andrews, 7 of which form the St Andrews Links. "The Duke's Course" isn't one of those 7 to my knowledge.
I've got some candle snuff fungus on my stump in the garden
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I've got some candle snuff fungus on my stump in the garden
Reposted by Andy Cawthray
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Overheard on the train from Gobowen to Shrewsbury. Man loudly asks woman across from him "What's your opinion of the Duke of Wellington?".... she had one too!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Overheard on the train from Gobowen to Shrewsbury. Man loudly asks woman across from him "What's your opinion of the Duke of Wellington?".... she had one too!!
I keep watching Bijol's header, it's point perfect even down the wee hairy chap watching it fly by #lufc . Best header I've seen for a while
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I keep watching Bijol's header, it's point perfect even down the wee hairy chap watching it fly by #lufc . Best header I've seen for a while
This is what ALT text was invented for. Bravo
As it's December, please enjoy this haunted Christmas window display I saw that instantly sucked all festive spirit from my soul. Whoever devised this has divorced parents, I've never been so sure about anything. 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
This is what ALT text was invented for. Bravo
