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jess
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what came first the chicken or the egg? 🍳
some lady just told me that the snow outside is crystalline energy and is surrounding my baby with lovey dovey energy so at least i got that going for me
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
my city didn’t plow a single road during the night LMAO
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i feel so guilty not being able to help shovel
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
snowed in ❄️☃️
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
a smoke detector has a low battery somewhere in my apartment
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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How many January 6 insurrectionists were armed? Is the position now that Capitol police could have shot them all? Just trying to keep up
January 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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is your profile a safe space for brown people today or is it a safe space for white people trying to escape the news cycle?
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
where the NRA at though i thought the second amendment was essential to protect us against tyranny
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
i am so angry fuck ice fuck these nazis and fuck anyone who supports this shit or looks the other way
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
average pregnancy dream
a cat is looking at the camera in a dark room with the words petcube behind it
Alt: a cat is looking at the camera in a dark room with the words petcube behind it
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January 23, 2026 at 1:17 PM
if you can successfully guess the theme of my baby shower i shall give you a kiss
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
6 inches of snow last night but 50 degrees today which will turn into 6 degrees tomorrow morning and then 2ft of snow sunday wtf
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Avoiding politics doesn't make your space a "safe space". In fact it makes it the opposite.

If you don't ever speak up for people or about clear issues going on, many groups of people will be cautious of your space
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
i have to do… the dishes…. AND fold laundry….. :(
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
turning on my work alarms
a close up of a rooster with a plastic bag on its head .
Alt: a close up of a rooster while it’s snowing
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January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
craving a chilis margarita of the month rn
a person standing in a field holding a knife with a building in the background
Alt: a person standing in a field holding a letter with a building in the background
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January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
fuck gavin newsome he’s so annoying
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i’m only wearing maternity leggings for the rest of my life mad comfy
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
will it ever stop snowing out
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
goodbye josh allen
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
coming back from my bsky hiatus
-transformed
-7 months pregnant LMAO
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
is this thing on
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM