Ohhhh I get it now. The circumstances of one's birth ARE irrelevant. It's what one DOES with the gift of life that truly matters. Oh that is so cool.
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Ohhhh I get it now. The circumstances of one's birth ARE irrelevant. It's what one DOES with the gift of life that truly matters. Oh that is so cool.
I fucking hate Scott Adams. Some people's ties do that. Now whenever I wear a tie people are like "Dilbert lol hey Dilbert" Shut the hell up.
December 7, 2023 at 1:52 PM
I fucking hate Scott Adams. Some people's ties do that. Now whenever I wear a tie people are like "Dilbert lol hey Dilbert" Shut the hell up.
Briefly in high school I liked Weezer, and then for most of my adult life I disliked Weezer, and nowadays I have a "complicated relationship" with Weezer which, of the three, is by far the worst and most embarrassing option.
October 25, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Briefly in high school I liked Weezer, and then for most of my adult life I disliked Weezer, and nowadays I have a "complicated relationship" with Weezer which, of the three, is by far the worst and most embarrassing option.
I've been a HUGE Wes Anderson fan for about as long as I've been old enough to really think about films. And yet, I have never seen The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I think at this point, I'm just keeping alive the idea that there's still more Wes Anderson for me to discover one day.
October 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I've been a HUGE Wes Anderson fan for about as long as I've been old enough to really think about films. And yet, I have never seen The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I think at this point, I'm just keeping alive the idea that there's still more Wes Anderson for me to discover one day.
It's Steven Universe's future and we're all just living in it.
September 15, 2023 at 1:49 AM
It's Steven Universe's future and we're all just living in it.
When I was a kid I drew a comic about Boba Fett, Jango Fett, Wobbuffet, and Jimmy Buffett as a team of firefighters. Though really, they were more of general rescuers who had a firetruck. But I hated to draw that fire truck, so you never saw it anyway. It was more, implied.
September 2, 2023 at 1:37 PM
When I was a kid I drew a comic about Boba Fett, Jango Fett, Wobbuffet, and Jimmy Buffett as a team of firefighters. Though really, they were more of general rescuers who had a firetruck. But I hated to draw that fire truck, so you never saw it anyway. It was more, implied.
Here, let me Google that for you (/gen, /I know how to use Boolean operators and set a date range)
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Here, let me Google that for you (/gen, /I know how to use Boolean operators and set a date range)
Anyone else in the club feel like taffy being endlessly stretched and compounded in an aesthetically pleasing taffy puller?
August 24, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Anyone else in the club feel like taffy being endlessly stretched and compounded in an aesthetically pleasing taffy puller?
A dog's mouth forgets all sin after 15 minutes. Whatever it got up to in the past, after 15 minutes it is clean again and ready to give me kisses.
August 11, 2023 at 2:51 PM
A dog's mouth forgets all sin after 15 minutes. Whatever it got up to in the past, after 15 minutes it is clean again and ready to give me kisses.
Lmao. Just pogged. It's crazy over here.
August 5, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Lmao. Just pogged. It's crazy over here.
Me: That's a false binary. I can't answer honestly because I don't accept the reality presented by the question.
The Online Autism Test My Friend Is Forcing Me To Take: Do you prefer style or comfort?
Me: Okay, buddy. Let's go over this one more time and maybe then you'll get it...
The Online Autism Test My Friend Is Forcing Me To Take: Do you prefer style or comfort?
Me: Okay, buddy. Let's go over this one more time and maybe then you'll get it...
July 18, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Me: That's a false binary. I can't answer honestly because I don't accept the reality presented by the question.
The Online Autism Test My Friend Is Forcing Me To Take: Do you prefer style or comfort?
Me: Okay, buddy. Let's go over this one more time and maybe then you'll get it...
The Online Autism Test My Friend Is Forcing Me To Take: Do you prefer style or comfort?
Me: Okay, buddy. Let's go over this one more time and maybe then you'll get it...
The truth is that of the four things coming out on Barbieheimer Day, Oppenheimer I could easily pass on or wait for streaming. But the fact that trying to do 4 things in one day sounds more fun that trying to do only 3 things means I'm suddenly an Oppenheimer Day One-er.
July 13, 2023 at 2:05 PM
The truth is that of the four things coming out on Barbieheimer Day, Oppenheimer I could easily pass on or wait for streaming. But the fact that trying to do 4 things in one day sounds more fun that trying to do only 3 things means I'm suddenly an Oppenheimer Day One-er.
For those of you familiar with my Twitter account... well, things are going to be quite different around here. The tweets were for you, but the skeets? Those are for Papa (me).
June 29, 2023 at 4:37 PM
For those of you familiar with my Twitter account... well, things are going to be quite different around here. The tweets were for you, but the skeets? Those are for Papa (me).