Birds Are Ungovernable
@chickadee-dee-dee.bsky.social
Not actually a chickadee, but I am small and loud and like food.
(Also I'm aware my profile bird isn't a chickadee.)
(Also I'm aware my profile bird isn't a chickadee.)
"Who wants to come to my dangerous poop house?" -my four year old
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Who wants to come to my dangerous poop house?" -my four year old
I'm always amused at the people on House Hunters International that choose the too-small, over budget, city center place instead of the affordable, large, suburban place, all so they can go to local shops and restaurants.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm always amused at the people on House Hunters International that choose the too-small, over budget, city center place instead of the affordable, large, suburban place, all so they can go to local shops and restaurants.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
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A male belted kingfisher (Megaceryle alcyon) in the Rio Grande Bosque, Albuquerque on December 9, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A male belted kingfisher (Megaceryle alcyon) in the Rio Grande Bosque, Albuquerque on December 9, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
Dinosaur Train is just a spinoff of Doctor Who.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dinosaur Train is just a spinoff of Doctor Who.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
We buy the Costco-sized box of Welch's fruit snacks all the time, as my kiddo (and my husband and I, tbh) love them. You get 10 fruit snacks per pack.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We buy the Costco-sized box of Welch's fruit snacks all the time, as my kiddo (and my husband and I, tbh) love them. You get 10 fruit snacks per pack.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
"That movie is too long. You have to eat oatmeal during it." -my preschooler
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"That movie is too long. You have to eat oatmeal during it." -my preschooler
*"Trust In Me" from The Jungle Book plays*
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*"Trust In Me" from The Jungle Book plays*
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Hey look everyone, it's my* top songs of the year.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey look everyone, it's my* top songs of the year.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
brb buying the entire Franklin the Turtle collection.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
brb buying the entire Franklin the Turtle collection.
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My kid: I watched Superman. He saves people.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My kid: I watched Superman. He saves people.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
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every flavor of ben and jerry's is super chocolate swirl fudge chocolate chip fudge dough chunks and it's called elk shits
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
every flavor of ben and jerry's is super chocolate swirl fudge chocolate chip fudge dough chunks and it's called elk shits
My current Thanksgiving* pie ranking:
1. Apple (with streusel as ultimate #1 and double crust as 1.5)
2. Pecan
3. Pumpkin
4. Lemon meringue / key lime
5. Chocolate
6. Sweet potato
7. Blueberry
8. Cherry
9. Any pie without whipped cream or ice cream
*Specifically pies eaten at Thanksgiving
1. Apple (with streusel as ultimate #1 and double crust as 1.5)
2. Pecan
3. Pumpkin
4. Lemon meringue / key lime
5. Chocolate
6. Sweet potato
7. Blueberry
8. Cherry
9. Any pie without whipped cream or ice cream
*Specifically pies eaten at Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My current Thanksgiving* pie ranking:
1. Apple (with streusel as ultimate #1 and double crust as 1.5)
2. Pecan
3. Pumpkin
4. Lemon meringue / key lime
5. Chocolate
6. Sweet potato
7. Blueberry
8. Cherry
9. Any pie without whipped cream or ice cream
*Specifically pies eaten at Thanksgiving
1. Apple (with streusel as ultimate #1 and double crust as 1.5)
2. Pecan
3. Pumpkin
4. Lemon meringue / key lime
5. Chocolate
6. Sweet potato
7. Blueberry
8. Cherry
9. Any pie without whipped cream or ice cream
*Specifically pies eaten at Thanksgiving
Showing my kid the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade for the first time.
This is terrible and really gone downhill since I was a kid.
I want to see cool balloons and floats, not listen to dumb hosts and pause for a mini concert every 5 minutes.
This is terrible and really gone downhill since I was a kid.
I want to see cool balloons and floats, not listen to dumb hosts and pause for a mini concert every 5 minutes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Showing my kid the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade for the first time.
This is terrible and really gone downhill since I was a kid.
I want to see cool balloons and floats, not listen to dumb hosts and pause for a mini concert every 5 minutes.
This is terrible and really gone downhill since I was a kid.
I want to see cool balloons and floats, not listen to dumb hosts and pause for a mini concert every 5 minutes.
Yelled "I hope your turkey is undercooked and burnt" to a guy speeding thru the grocery store parking lot today.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yelled "I hope your turkey is undercooked and burnt" to a guy speeding thru the grocery store parking lot today.
Seeing all the pro-Murika accounts on the formerly-known-as-bird app get exposed as not originating from the US is possibly the least surprising thing to happen.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Seeing all the pro-Murika accounts on the formerly-known-as-bird app get exposed as not originating from the US is possibly the least surprising thing to happen.
Did the Panthers go to the nearest Finish Line at the local mall to pick up their helmets? Cause those look cheap as hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Did the Panthers go to the nearest Finish Line at the local mall to pick up their helmets? Cause those look cheap as hell.
Why does the unicorn in this baby board book have bedroom eyes?
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why does the unicorn in this baby board book have bedroom eyes?
Thanksgiving part 1 was today.
Crock pot ham
Sausage and sage stuffing
Mac and cheese
Asparagus
Crescent rolls
Canberries
Crock pot ham
Sausage and sage stuffing
Mac and cheese
Asparagus
Crescent rolls
Canberries
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanksgiving part 1 was today.
Crock pot ham
Sausage and sage stuffing
Mac and cheese
Asparagus
Crescent rolls
Canberries
Crock pot ham
Sausage and sage stuffing
Mac and cheese
Asparagus
Crescent rolls
Canberries
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Small and smaller. Tiny snail hitching a ride from a bigger slug.
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Small and smaller. Tiny snail hitching a ride from a bigger slug.
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
If you don't text your partner this while you're doing toilet business, why are you even dating.
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you don't text your partner this while you're doing toilet business, why are you even dating.
Can't wait for my Spotify Wrapped to tell me which songs my 4-year-old demanded I play over and over this year.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can't wait for my Spotify Wrapped to tell me which songs my 4-year-old demanded I play over and over this year.
Just discovered the names of Walmart cereals and I have questions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just discovered the names of Walmart cereals and I have questions.
Drinking bourbon straight up cause fuck ICE.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Drinking bourbon straight up cause fuck ICE.
Canberries forever.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Canberries forever.