chicatlady.bsky.social
@chicatlady.bsky.social
Petition to make a Murphy’s Law course free to all Bears players and fans to help mitigate the adverse effects inevitable heartbreak.
November 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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calico -- a cat with a tri-color coat
tabby -- a cat with a striped coat
tuxedo -- a cat with a black & white coat
orange -- a fucking lunatic cat
a cat is floating on its back in a glass tank of water
ALT: a cat is floating on its back in a glass tank of water
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November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Meet Baby Momma, wanted for crimes against felinity:

✅ Professional bitchery (first degree)
✅ Weaponized sass (aggravated attitude)
✅ Breaking & exiting w/ dramatic return (grand escape)

Status: Maintaining supreme sass levels with 0 remorse.

#UnauthorizedDisdain #ReluctantlyBeloved #EscapeArtist
November 12, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Meet PomPom, wanted for crimes against felinity:

✅ Stealing Thor's muscle mass (grand theft)
✅ Yarn harassment (aggravated play)
✅ Possession of panther build (identity fraud)

Status: Using supreme muscle mass for yarn crimes and cuddle monopoly.

#SoftestPanther #GentleGiant #YarnBandit
November 12, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Meet Thor, wanted for crimes against felinity:

✅ Theft of brother’s dinner (grand larceny)
✅ Using brother as furniture (conversion)
✅ Manipulating Mom with cuteness (fraud)

Continues to reign supreme due to widespread enablement.

#CatCrime #SiblingSupremacy #MonarchyInAction
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 AM
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 AM