Oh George. Bless your handsome heart, but it’s not the “good old days” anymore. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Side eye to #Dearborn. Thanks for giving away our electoral votes because you just couldn’t vote for the woman.

When Canada annexes MI, can we send Dearborn to Indiana? Experience life in a backwater Red State where their vote will never mean shit because IN will always vote for a rube with an “R”

Nothing against the Serbs, but feel free to take the whole family off our hands.

Although I’m thinking that the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone would be a lovely place for a Trump family compound. Musk, baby mama’s, kids, and his snooty assed mother can join them. But Ukraine has been through enough.

The supermajority GOP legislature in Indiana got everyone in a tizzy over CRT. Even Republican teachers started accusing their coworkers of teaching it behind closed doors. Yeah, heaven forbid Kayden and Kayleigh learn that dear Paw Paw was a Klan member (had a lot of those in IN).

Indiana would vote for a literally pile of 💩 in a cow pasture if it had an “R” after it.

Remember when she was the forgotten spawn while big sis was the Golden Child? And everyone felt just a little sorry for her? Yeah, I’m over that. The little snot can eat a huge bag of dicks.

So #Dearborn, how’s that protest vote working for you? You know, the one that you sacrificed MI’s electoral votes for? The non votes and protest votes that got this FOTUS elected (which you were told over and over would happen) and who now thinks Gaza would make a great resort area?

Epic fail @washingtonpost.com

State run media, indeed.

Curious, though. Did the fiancée that your boss ordered off Amazon come with the little inflation device, or did he have to order that separately?

Provide that Biden was correct in giving pre-emptive pardons to those he suspected that the bitter, petulant, vindictive little man baby would go after. Not that @CNN would ever point that out. They’re too afraid of bring on the tiny handed dictator’s revenge list.

Are Depends flammable? 🤞🏻

Shocking, and the bar is pretty fucking low considering that American Carnage crap from eight years ago.

Did his pants catch fire when he said it?

I didn’t the first time the Shit Show rolled into town. I watched MSNBC later for the bullet points and consulted Twitter back when it was normal. Now, I’ll check out this app. Nothing else. No ratings from me.

Vindman? He’s been targeted by The Mango Man Baby and his SPE 🍄‍🟫 minions.

And he’s still triggered by those of us not tiring from posting the Obama 2009 Inauguration crowd photos to compare. Because we’re gleefully petty about that.