Chewy, Delectable Android
@chewytherobot.bsky.social
29yo cis-male. I like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and some niche nerd stuff.
Ask me about my cube!
Ask me about my cube!
I want an alter of this guy, but as one of the best body guards in Anime.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I want an alter of this guy, but as one of the best body guards in Anime.
Got the Horizon layer for myself and a Ghost of Tsushima lair for my brother.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got the Horizon layer for myself and a Ghost of Tsushima lair for my brother.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
I couldn’t be happier to see something from the Megaman franchise. Hopefully this sells gangbusters like the BNLC and we get new games for both series.
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I couldn’t be happier to see something from the Megaman franchise. Hopefully this sells gangbusters like the BNLC and we get new games for both series.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…
Gonna build a mono-blue counters deck, but all the cards are ladies.
Call it Women in stem.
Call it Women in stem.
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gonna build a mono-blue counters deck, but all the cards are ladies.
Call it Women in stem.
Call it Women in stem.
Perfect addition
September 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Perfect addition
Not gonna lie, I hope these don’t get in-universe versions and Wizards just makes bagels, hot dogs, and pizza canon in the Magic universe. Like with Coffee on Ravnica.
September 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not gonna lie, I hope these don’t get in-universe versions and Wizards just makes bagels, hot dogs, and pizza canon in the Magic universe. Like with Coffee on Ravnica.
Went 1-2 with a silly bant pile. Only won the games where I got Adagia online. Got mana flooded half my games. So skill issues here.
August 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Went 1-2 with a silly bant pile. Only won the games where I got Adagia online. Got mana flooded half my games. So skill issues here.
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
August 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
Went 2/1 with this odd pile.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Went 2/1 with this odd pile.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
I love the flavor and feel of EoE, but I just can’t figure this draft format out.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
August 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love the flavor and feel of EoE, but I just can’t figure this draft format out.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
Can’t wait for this guy to join the same name/type party.
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Can’t wait for this guy to join the same name/type party.
Build your own doomsday weapon.
Show those Commander players why KCI is banned in Modern.
Show those Commander players why KCI is banned in Modern.
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Build your own doomsday weapon.
Show those Commander players why KCI is banned in Modern.
Show those Commander players why KCI is banned in Modern.
I just love building dumb engines that will eventually kill a player.
Munitions tokens are artifacts, so they untap golem. Just tap to fire munitions at the opponent and keep looping 0 cost artifacts for the win.
Munitions tokens are artifacts, so they untap golem. Just tap to fire munitions at the opponent and keep looping 0 cost artifacts for the win.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just love building dumb engines that will eventually kill a player.
Munitions tokens are artifacts, so they untap golem. Just tap to fire munitions at the opponent and keep looping 0 cost artifacts for the win.
Munitions tokens are artifacts, so they untap golem. Just tap to fire munitions at the opponent and keep looping 0 cost artifacts for the win.
People say you could make an enchantment that only has “0: sacrifice a permanent.” and players would run it.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People say you could make an enchantment that only has “0: sacrifice a permanent.” and players would run it.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
Went 1-2 My last game was against a gal who built the coolest +1/+1 counter deck. Got her to 4, she had lethal on board, drew my sawship, went to station, then lost when we both realized her edge rover had reach. A tense nail-biter finish.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Went 1-2 My last game was against a gal who built the coolest +1/+1 counter deck. Got her to 4, she had lethal on board, drew my sawship, went to station, then lost when we both realized her edge rover had reach. A tense nail-biter finish.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
It would be really funny if, given the current political climate, we got a Stephen Colbert card in the MTG X Spider-Man set.
So J.J.J. Can be the signpost card for a detective or performer archetype.
So J.J.J. Can be the signpost card for a detective or performer archetype.
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It would be really funny if, given the current political climate, we got a Stephen Colbert card in the MTG X Spider-Man set.
So J.J.J. Can be the signpost card for a detective or performer archetype.
So J.J.J. Can be the signpost card for a detective or performer archetype.
Grok having a gooner waifu mode is pretty boring. I bet 9/10 people would prefer an AI companions that is basically a Navi from megaman.
You could also make it have randomly generated virus battles for those boring moments.
You could also make it have randomly generated virus battles for those boring moments.
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Grok having a gooner waifu mode is pretty boring. I bet 9/10 people would prefer an AI companions that is basically a Navi from megaman.
You could also make it have randomly generated virus battles for those boring moments.
You could also make it have randomly generated virus battles for those boring moments.
I have been working almost non-stop these past few weeks with only draft to keep me going.
Today I came home to a present on my bed from my family. A gift for helping everyone out.
Sometimes it’s the little things that make it all feel worth it.
Today I came home to a present on my bed from my family. A gift for helping everyone out.
Sometimes it’s the little things that make it all feel worth it.
July 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have been working almost non-stop these past few weeks with only draft to keep me going.
Today I came home to a present on my bed from my family. A gift for helping everyone out.
Sometimes it’s the little things that make it all feel worth it.
Today I came home to a present on my bed from my family. A gift for helping everyone out.
Sometimes it’s the little things that make it all feel worth it.
May I propose a theory…
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem is connected to the endstone. We know the Spirit-gem was made using a piece of Ugin and he could see through it.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem fell into the edge and Jace is the one molding reality from within.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem is connected to the endstone. We know the Spirit-gem was made using a piece of Ugin and he could see through it.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem fell into the edge and Jace is the one molding reality from within.
July 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
May I propose a theory…
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem is connected to the endstone. We know the Spirit-gem was made using a piece of Ugin and he could see through it.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem fell into the edge and Jace is the one molding reality from within.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem is connected to the endstone. We know the Spirit-gem was made using a piece of Ugin and he could see through it.
I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem fell into the edge and Jace is the one molding reality from within.
Look and appreciate this little fuzzy doughboy. LOOK AT HIM!
I freak’n love this fuzzball.
I freak’n love this fuzzball.
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Look and appreciate this little fuzzy doughboy. LOOK AT HIM!
I freak’n love this fuzzball.
I freak’n love this fuzzball.
Went 3-0 undefeated and it was euphoric. This deck felt so right. The Izzet player piloting the Izzet deck. And getting to play with friends was the cherry on top.
If I can build an equipment deck I’m proud of, this will be my favorite drafting experience. Every archetype I love, in one perfect set
If I can build an equipment deck I’m proud of, this will be my favorite drafting experience. Every archetype I love, in one perfect set
July 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Went 3-0 undefeated and it was euphoric. This deck felt so right. The Izzet player piloting the Izzet deck. And getting to play with friends was the cherry on top.
If I can build an equipment deck I’m proud of, this will be my favorite drafting experience. Every archetype I love, in one perfect set
If I can build an equipment deck I’m proud of, this will be my favorite drafting experience. Every archetype I love, in one perfect set
It’s perfect! I shall build a deck with as many space show references as possible and call it “A bar at the end of the universes beyond.”
July 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It’s perfect! I shall build a deck with as many space show references as possible and call it “A bar at the end of the universes beyond.”
Victory! Went 1-2, but the first win means I’m 1st place and got my pin!
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Victory! Went 1-2, but the first win means I’m 1st place and got my pin!