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Chewy, Delectable Android
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29yo cis-male. I like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and some niche nerd stuff.

Ask me about my cube!
I want an alter of this guy, but as one of the best body guards in Anime.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Got the Horizon layer for myself and a Ghost of Tsushima lair for my brother.

Today is a good day.
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I couldn’t be happier to see something from the Megaman franchise. Hopefully this sells gangbusters like the BNLC and we get new games for both series.
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Gonna build a mono-blue counters deck, but all the cards are ladies.

Call it Women in stem.
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Perfect addition
September 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Not gonna lie, I hope these don’t get in-universe versions and Wizards just makes bagels, hot dogs, and pizza canon in the Magic universe. Like with Coffee on Ravnica.
September 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Went 1-2 with a silly bant pile. Only won the games where I got Adagia online. Got mana flooded half my games. So skill issues here.
August 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
August 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Went 2/1 with this odd pile.

Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.

I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I love the flavor and feel of EoE, but I just can’t figure this draft format out.

Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
August 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can’t wait for this guy to join the same name/type party.
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Build your own doomsday weapon.

Show those Commander players why KCI is banned in Modern.
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just love building dumb engines that will eventually kill a player.

Munitions tokens are artifacts, so they untap golem. Just tap to fire munitions at the opponent and keep looping 0 cost artifacts for the win.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
People say you could make an enchantment that only has “0: sacrifice a permanent.” and players would run it.

This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Went 1-2 My last game was against a gal who built the coolest +1/+1 counter deck. Got her to 4, she had lethal on board, drew my sawship, went to station, then lost when we both realized her edge rover had reach. A tense nail-biter finish.

I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Can you tell I really want to build robots?

Got all my tokens ready for Edge of Eternities Prerelease this Friday!
#MTG #MTGEOE
July 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It would be really funny if, given the current political climate, we got a Stephen Colbert card in the MTG X Spider-Man set.

So J.J.J. Can be the signpost card for a detective or performer archetype.
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Grok having a gooner waifu mode is pretty boring. I bet 9/10 people would prefer an AI companions that is basically a Navi from megaman.

You could also make it have randomly generated virus battles for those boring moments.
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have been working almost non-stop these past few weeks with only draft to keep me going.

Today I came home to a present on my bed from my family. A gift for helping everyone out.

Sometimes it’s the little things that make it all feel worth it.
July 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
May I propose a theory…

I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem is connected to the endstone. We know the Spirit-gem was made using a piece of Ugin and he could see through it.

I’m wondering if the Spirit-gem fell into the edge and Jace is the one molding reality from within.
July 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Look and appreciate this little fuzzy doughboy. LOOK AT HIM!

I freak’n love this fuzzball.
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Went 3-0 undefeated and it was euphoric. This deck felt so right. The Izzet player piloting the Izzet deck. And getting to play with friends was the cherry on top.

If I can build an equipment deck I’m proud of, this will be my favorite drafting experience. Every archetype I love, in one perfect set
July 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It’s perfect! I shall build a deck with as many space show references as possible and call it “A bar at the end of the universes beyond.”
July 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Victory! Went 1-2, but the first win means I’m 1st place and got my pin!
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM