Chewy, Delectable Android
@chewytherobot.bsky.social
29yo cis-male. I like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and some niche nerd stuff.
Ask me about my cube!
Ask me about my cube!
I want an alter of this guy, but as one of the best body guards in Anime.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I want an alter of this guy, but as one of the best body guards in Anime.
Got the Horizon layer for myself and a Ghost of Tsushima lair for my brother.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got the Horizon layer for myself and a Ghost of Tsushima lair for my brother.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
Man. I’m 20 miles from an “active war zone!” And I don’t even get hazard pay at work.
Hopefully everyone else living in/near Portland is staying safe.
Hopefully everyone else living in/near Portland is staying safe.
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Man. I’m 20 miles from an “active war zone!” And I don’t even get hazard pay at work.
Hopefully everyone else living in/near Portland is staying safe.
Hopefully everyone else living in/near Portland is staying safe.
Spider-Man is still a good time. A lot of good vibes and fun cards with interesting interactions.
I get the set has a lot of small pain points and for some people, those pain points add up. I just think playing Magic is fun and will continue to play until it isn’t fun anymore.
I get the set has a lot of small pain points and for some people, those pain points add up. I just think playing Magic is fun and will continue to play until it isn’t fun anymore.
September 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Spider-Man is still a good time. A lot of good vibes and fun cards with interesting interactions.
I get the set has a lot of small pain points and for some people, those pain points add up. I just think playing Magic is fun and will continue to play until it isn’t fun anymore.
I get the set has a lot of small pain points and for some people, those pain points add up. I just think playing Magic is fun and will continue to play until it isn’t fun anymore.
We can call them token inclusions…
In all fairness, I love Thraben inspector and Voldaren epicure. So 10/10 picks if you can spare the slots.
In all fairness, I love Thraben inspector and Voldaren epicure. So 10/10 picks if you can spare the slots.
I think these four cards belong in nearly every mtg cube that they're "legal" in. Sorry, bar cubes.
September 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We can call them token inclusions…
In all fairness, I love Thraben inspector and Voldaren epicure. So 10/10 picks if you can spare the slots.
In all fairness, I love Thraben inspector and Voldaren epicure. So 10/10 picks if you can spare the slots.
Good Morning! I got a list together for Women in stem.
It’s a bracket 2 that focuses on a series of small synergies. Use Rikku to beat your opponents down with +1/+1 counters or use card draw to cheat out a bunch of artifacts with Lady Octopus.
moxfield.com/decks/7_T0Jj...
It’s a bracket 2 that focuses on a series of small synergies. Use Rikku to beat your opponents down with +1/+1 counters or use card draw to cheat out a bunch of artifacts with Lady Octopus.
moxfield.com/decks/7_T0Jj...
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good Morning! I got a list together for Women in stem.
It’s a bracket 2 that focuses on a series of small synergies. Use Rikku to beat your opponents down with +1/+1 counters or use card draw to cheat out a bunch of artifacts with Lady Octopus.
moxfield.com/decks/7_T0Jj...
It’s a bracket 2 that focuses on a series of small synergies. Use Rikku to beat your opponents down with +1/+1 counters or use card draw to cheat out a bunch of artifacts with Lady Octopus.
moxfield.com/decks/7_T0Jj...
I couldn’t be happier to see something from the Megaman franchise. Hopefully this sells gangbusters like the BNLC and we get new games for both series.
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I couldn’t be happier to see something from the Megaman franchise. Hopefully this sells gangbusters like the BNLC and we get new games for both series.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…
Gonna build a mono-blue counters deck, but all the cards are ladies.
Call it Women in stem.
Call it Women in stem.
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gonna build a mono-blue counters deck, but all the cards are ladies.
Call it Women in stem.
Call it Women in stem.
Reposted by Chewy, Delectable Android
Reposting an old journal comic because it’s been so rewarding/cool to see me getting better and better at taking care of myself these past months
September 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposting an old journal comic because it’s been so rewarding/cool to see me getting better and better at taking care of myself these past months
Not gonna lie, I hope these don’t get in-universe versions and Wizards just makes bagels, hot dogs, and pizza canon in the Magic universe. Like with Coffee on Ravnica.
September 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not gonna lie, I hope these don’t get in-universe versions and Wizards just makes bagels, hot dogs, and pizza canon in the Magic universe. Like with Coffee on Ravnica.
> drops new decklist
> doesn’t say anything else
> disappears for two weeks.
Maybe I’ll get my other decks updated and on here soon. Been kinda losing motivation to play Magic. Especially after getting Unicorn Overlord.
> doesn’t say anything else
> disappears for two weeks.
Maybe I’ll get my other decks updated and on here soon. Been kinda losing motivation to play Magic. Especially after getting Unicorn Overlord.
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
> drops new decklist
> doesn’t say anything else
> disappears for two weeks.
Maybe I’ll get my other decks updated and on here soon. Been kinda losing motivation to play Magic. Especially after getting Unicorn Overlord.
> doesn’t say anything else
> disappears for two weeks.
Maybe I’ll get my other decks updated and on here soon. Been kinda losing motivation to play Magic. Especially after getting Unicorn Overlord.
I built the most me deck imaginable. It’s like if you smashed a pauper, a modern, and a vintage deck together and added sol ring…
moxfield.com/decks/QkOL5P...
moxfield.com/decks/QkOL5P...
the Jhoi's of Magic - Commander (Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain)
Welcome to the most Me (Chewy) deck imaginable!
First things first, I should explain myself. I played magic before, but fell out of the game and returned during Innistrad block. Playing the game for...
moxfield.com
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I built the most me deck imaginable. It’s like if you smashed a pauper, a modern, and a vintage deck together and added sol ring…
moxfield.com/decks/QkOL5P...
moxfield.com/decks/QkOL5P...
Went 1-2 with a silly bant pile. Only won the games where I got Adagia online. Got mana flooded half my games. So skill issues here.
August 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Went 1-2 with a silly bant pile. Only won the games where I got Adagia online. Got mana flooded half my games. So skill issues here.
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
August 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
Next time we go to Dominaria we should get a new MaRo that lets you either search your library for lessons, or start the game with 20 lessons you can pull from in commander.
Either that or Atla will beat me to it.
Either that or Atla will beat me to it.
August 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Next time we go to Dominaria we should get a new MaRo that lets you either search your library for lessons, or start the game with 20 lessons you can pull from in commander.
Either that or Atla will beat me to it.
Either that or Atla will beat me to it.
People keep complaining about too many commander cards in standard legal sets, so here’s my solution. BRING BACK COMMANDER’S ARSENAL!
We have Alchemy on arena. Why not offer the commander decks, release the set, then offer a commander’s arsenal for that set. They can even be precon upgrades.
We have Alchemy on arena. Why not offer the commander decks, release the set, then offer a commander’s arsenal for that set. They can even be precon upgrades.
August 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
People keep complaining about too many commander cards in standard legal sets, so here’s my solution. BRING BACK COMMANDER’S ARSENAL!
We have Alchemy on arena. Why not offer the commander decks, release the set, then offer a commander’s arsenal for that set. They can even be precon upgrades.
We have Alchemy on arena. Why not offer the commander decks, release the set, then offer a commander’s arsenal for that set. They can even be precon upgrades.
Went 2/1 with this odd pile.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Went 2/1 with this odd pile.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
Going turn 2 steelswarm operator into turn 3 selfcraft mechan feels too good. It dodges most 2-3 mana removal and your opponent doesn’t want to waste it on the dork.
I won 2 games by warping creatures, playing extinguisher, then casting the warped stuff to station.
Going to challenge myself to not draft red tonight. Unless I pack 1 Tannuk or LobsterMan, no red.
I’m avoiding black like the plague. Mainly because everyone’s trying to draft the infinite combo.
I’m avoiding black like the plague. Mainly because everyone’s trying to draft the infinite combo.
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Going to challenge myself to not draft red tonight. Unless I pack 1 Tannuk or LobsterMan, no red.
I’m avoiding black like the plague. Mainly because everyone’s trying to draft the infinite combo.
I’m avoiding black like the plague. Mainly because everyone’s trying to draft the infinite combo.
Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare to question my judgment!
August 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare to question my judgment!
I love the flavor and feel of EoE, but I just can’t figure this draft format out.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
August 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love the flavor and feel of EoE, but I just can’t figure this draft format out.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
Went 1-2 with this aggro pile. It can dish out 7 damage turn 3 pretty consistently, but not good enough to get there I guess.
A 10/10 design would be the in-universe version of the Soul Stone being just Sheoldred’s severed head from MoM.
August 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A 10/10 design would be the in-universe version of the Soul Stone being just Sheoldred’s severed head from MoM.
People say you could make an enchantment that only has “0: sacrifice a permanent.” and players would run it.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People say you could make an enchantment that only has “0: sacrifice a permanent.” and players would run it.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
This is my version of that idea.
I love this card.
Went 1-2 My last game was against a gal who built the coolest +1/+1 counter deck. Got her to 4, she had lethal on board, drew my sawship, went to station, then lost when we both realized her edge rover had reach. A tense nail-biter finish.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Went 1-2 My last game was against a gal who built the coolest +1/+1 counter deck. Got her to 4, she had lethal on board, drew my sawship, went to station, then lost when we both realized her edge rover had reach. A tense nail-biter finish.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
I did also trade Evendo for a bunch of cards I wanted.
