@chestivez.bsky.social
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You're a fucking penis wrinkle.
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You're a fucking penis wrinkle.
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there is still 974 years left in the Willennium
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
there is still 974 years left in the Willennium
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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VIRGINIA CALLER: “As a Republican, I'm very disappointed in my party, and I'm very disappointed in you… I am begging you to pass this legislation. My kids could die... the audacity of someone who makes 6 figures a year to do this to military families is insane.” #TrumpShutdown
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
VIRGINIA CALLER: “As a Republican, I'm very disappointed in my party, and I'm very disappointed in you… I am begging you to pass this legislation. My kids could die... the audacity of someone who makes 6 figures a year to do this to military families is insane.” #TrumpShutdown
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RIP
Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
BOURNEMOUTH, ENGLAND—Gesturing wildly with her arms and grunting whenever she spoke, Dr. Jane Goodall returned from her latest expedition with an annoying chimp accent, sources confirmed Monday. “She ...
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October 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social When Trump strokes out, who did he pick to take his place as President?
#CharlieKirkUnderstudy
#CharlieKirkUnderstudy
September 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social When Trump strokes out, who did he pick to take his place as President?
#CharlieKirkUnderstudy
#CharlieKirkUnderstudy
September 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Do you rub Trump's purple calves at night?
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Do you rub Trump's purple calves at night?
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Hey James Donald.
I bet if her husband quit protecting pedophiles, Usha wouldn't be on pace to look like Crypt Keeper in 5 years.
That must be stressful for her. Poor woman.
I bet if her husband quit protecting pedophiles, Usha wouldn't be on pace to look like Crypt Keeper in 5 years.
That must be stressful for her. Poor woman.
uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
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September 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Hey James Donald.
I bet if her husband quit protecting pedophiles, Usha wouldn't be on pace to look like Crypt Keeper in 5 years.
That must be stressful for her. Poor woman.
I bet if her husband quit protecting pedophiles, Usha wouldn't be on pace to look like Crypt Keeper in 5 years.
That must be stressful for her. Poor woman.
August 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you're a fucking moron.
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you're a fucking moron.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You've aged your wife at least 35 years. #PedoProtector
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You've aged your wife at least 35 years. #PedoProtector