Scott
@chessmaster.bsky.social
Chess player, husband, father of 2
Freshly annoyed wife
September 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Freshly annoyed wife
does anyone else have that one kid that destroys a family vacay just because ?
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
does anyone else have that one kid that destroys a family vacay just because ?
Q: Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin ?
A: Which one.
A: Which one.
June 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Q: Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin ?
A: Which one.
A: Which one.
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#TrumpsUSA 🏴☠️☠️ -Make this pirate's acronym a trend, even though pirates were criminals too BUT they were heroic & used to rush into fights unlike #TACOTrump the coward draft dodger!
#ShoutOut #Retweet Spread it like a wild fire!
#ElbowsUp 💪
NOTE: This comment is my own & does not reflect our magazine
#ShoutOut #Retweet Spread it like a wild fire!
#ElbowsUp 💪
NOTE: This comment is my own & does not reflect our magazine
What a fun idea! Trump literally HATES this acronym so let's spread #TACOTrump everywhere. Join the fun and let's just do it. I love making him squirm! Linda
#TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump
#TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump #TACOTrump
#TACOTrump Make it trend!😂
May 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
#TrumpsUSA 🏴☠️☠️ -Make this pirate's acronym a trend, even though pirates were criminals too BUT they were heroic & used to rush into fights unlike #TACOTrump the coward draft dodger!
#ShoutOut #Retweet Spread it like a wild fire!
#ElbowsUp 💪
NOTE: This comment is my own & does not reflect our magazine
#ShoutOut #Retweet Spread it like a wild fire!
#ElbowsUp 💪
NOTE: This comment is my own & does not reflect our magazine
Asking other parents, are there just days you wish you didn't have kids ?
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Asking other parents, are there just days you wish you didn't have kids ?
Having a brain is no fun
March 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Having a brain is no fun
Having a brain is no fun
February 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Having a brain is no fun
Wives, how do you react when your husband leaves " Good Morning, Princess " note for you ?
Do you
A) Get upset, last out of bed, Dragon @ss is implied.
B) it's nice to be called Princess regardless.
C) standard issue annoyance for the man you married and ignore it.
Do you
A) Get upset, last out of bed, Dragon @ss is implied.
B) it's nice to be called Princess regardless.
C) standard issue annoyance for the man you married and ignore it.
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Wives, how do you react when your husband leaves " Good Morning, Princess " note for you ?
Do you
A) Get upset, last out of bed, Dragon @ss is implied.
B) it's nice to be called Princess regardless.
C) standard issue annoyance for the man you married and ignore it.
Do you
A) Get upset, last out of bed, Dragon @ss is implied.
B) it's nice to be called Princess regardless.
C) standard issue annoyance for the man you married and ignore it.
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After that debate.
September 11, 2024 at 3:07 AM
After that debate.
I ache, therefore I am.
May 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I ache, therefore I am.
This is what I fed my 6’ 2 25 year old Giant Toddler for breakfast and it wasn’t enough. Could you eat all that and still be hungry ?
April 14, 2024 at 12:23 PM
This is what I fed my 6’ 2 25 year old Giant Toddler for breakfast and it wasn’t enough. Could you eat all that and still be hungry ?
What a poor man eats for breakfast
March 24, 2024 at 11:16 AM
What a poor man eats for breakfast
For the first time ever, I owe tax !
March 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
For the first time ever, I owe tax !
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Wife wearing a sweater I got her for Christmas finally
February 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Wife wearing a sweater I got her for Christmas finally
Wife wearing a sweater I got her for Christmas finally
February 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Wife wearing a sweater I got her for Christmas finally
Can a brain surrender ?
February 20, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Can a brain surrender ?
I’m not sure if this is a thing, but, I’m sure tired of everything right now.
February 9, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m not sure if this is a thing, but, I’m sure tired of everything right now.
I defy anyone to maintain their train of thought when the autistic one keeps coming to you to put a video on his iPad. Jeez, this kid is constant.
February 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I defy anyone to maintain their train of thought when the autistic one keeps coming to you to put a video on his iPad. Jeez, this kid is constant.
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How many wives have the husband say Good morning by grabbing the ass first thing ?
January 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
How many wives have the husband say Good morning by grabbing the ass first thing ?
When you hear your parent who got on your nerves out of your kid, it’s like, “ can’t you inherit some good DNA ? “
January 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
When you hear your parent who got on your nerves out of your kid, it’s like, “ can’t you inherit some good DNA ? “