The Forest Guardian, whose true name is whispered in terrified and awestruck tones, has vowed to stop her. This Christmas, can the Guardian (disguised as a shirtless lumberjack or something) bring Penny back to the Old Ways, and the pact her family once swore in ritual and blood?

Inserting f*ck as many times into the thank you as possible.
Offering to burn a lazy effigy of your enemies.
Hexing your ex with bad hair forever.
Calling you Daddy (regardless of gender).
Singing you a little song.
Dancing on the grave off your choice (mileage permitting).

I think they never left.

You are 100% one of five reasons I am still on this platform. Good to see you too.

You are such an absolute gem.

Hey, babe! 💖

…Is this a trick question?