I need to stop dreaming about teaching

When I was a child and I saw "2/15" or "45/50" on the corners of art prints, I thought that it was the grade that the artist had received in school for the piece. I'd feel so awful for them, I thought they deserved much more than 31/100!

Jake Peralta could solve the Jenbenet case

sometimes your art is literally fine, you’ve just been staring at it for too long

I can’t wait for this app to pop off

I made multiple first graders cry today and that’s reason #49 of why I hate teaching sometimes

My eye bags hurt so badly that it’s almost a growth spurt for them to turn into Birkins

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

I’ve missed putting out my dumb thoughts and having them never be seen