I really want to be petty and tell everyone in my life “I told you so” about Trump and the economy.

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

I’ve had a few people tell me they want to try raw milk because of all the good nutrients. I sincerely don’t understand why they don’t just try eating spinach or something.

Good morning to everyone who believes audiobooks count as reading 📚 ☕️

I just looked up the top podcasts bc I wanted to see Joe Rogan fall bc of Kylie Kelsey but then I scrolled and realized that Candace Owen’s podcast is higher than Armchair Expert and I just gotta say WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING CANDACE IS A WEIRDO AND DAX HAS REALLY COOL GUESTS GET IT TOGETHER YALL

So all our pots and pans are toxic and killing us but all the nontoxic ones are 500 plus? Cool cool cool

You know, whoever is president during any situation will be praised or blamed for it. Coolidge was praised for the economy during the roaring 20s. And Hoover was blamed for the Great Depression. Not sure either of them deserved it.

The restraint it takes not giving your kids Christmas presents early is not something I was warned about

Traveling with two toddlers is not worth the free turkey dinner

Anyone else shocked that so few people talk about how old and sickly RFK sounds? And this is the guy that will make us healthy?

So many internet people mistake me as a trad wife because I stay at home with my kids and home cook every meal. Don’t let the skirt fool you, I really like having rights.

Someone asked me the cringiest thing I did when I was younger….and all I came up with is in 2016 I read JD Vance’s book and loved it and tried to get others to read it too. Over the years I realized I fell for it. But ugh now I have to be reminded of that every time he addresses the nation. 🤮

RFK Jr once said he thinks maybe tap water is the reason some kids are gay and people in my family think I should “give him a chance”