helena
@chelm.bsky.social
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why not ask me about: every movie joaquin phoenix has ever starred in?
https://letterboxd.com/halogencat/
why not ask me about: every movie joaquin phoenix has ever starred in?
https://letterboxd.com/halogencat/
a) why are British train timetables so stupid. b) how is it physically possible to run a train that slowly from Crewe to London
November 11, 2023 at 9:16 AM
a) why are British train timetables so stupid. b) how is it physically possible to run a train that slowly from Crewe to London
normally I get fomo when people are sharing fun spotify visualisation stuff but happy to pass on the “spotify pie” thing. absolutely dogshit data viz to the extent that everyone puts the share button over the chart itself. I’ll just be over here listening to soooooo much neil young and shellac
November 10, 2023 at 8:27 AM
normally I get fomo when people are sharing fun spotify visualisation stuff but happy to pass on the “spotify pie” thing. absolutely dogshit data viz to the extent that everyone puts the share button over the chart itself. I’ll just be over here listening to soooooo much neil young and shellac
I feel like all summer I was just seeing Americans posting about how much weight they lost on holiday in Europe which is v funny bc the physical change I have noticed is I look like this now
October 25, 2023 at 7:31 AM
I feel like all summer I was just seeing Americans posting about how much weight they lost on holiday in Europe which is v funny bc the physical change I have noticed is I look like this now
you just don’t get deep cuts like this in piccadilly records tbh. regretting not copping but I guess I have a few hours before the train to change my mind
October 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
you just don’t get deep cuts like this in piccadilly records tbh. regretting not copping but I guess I have a few hours before the train to change my mind
should’ve spent longer on my Actons… the only area of London to have tube stations for all four cardinal directions maybe and then also three other ones?
October 21, 2023 at 9:24 AM
should’ve spent longer on my Actons… the only area of London to have tube stations for all four cardinal directions maybe and then also three other ones?
mento illness xx
genuinely not sure what’s worse out of me remembering all that, spending an hour of my morning unable to rest til I reached 50% or not being able to complete the Victoria or Jubilee
genuinely not sure what’s worse out of me remembering all that, spending an hour of my morning unable to rest til I reached 50% or not being able to complete the Victoria or Jubilee
October 21, 2023 at 9:17 AM
mento illness xx
genuinely not sure what’s worse out of me remembering all that, spending an hour of my morning unable to rest til I reached 50% or not being able to complete the Victoria or Jubilee
genuinely not sure what’s worse out of me remembering all that, spending an hour of my morning unable to rest til I reached 50% or not being able to complete the Victoria or Jubilee
I think this creature is Elvis’ Pokémon evolution. it is clearly some kind of more dignified Elvis
October 13, 2023 at 8:02 AM
I think this creature is Elvis’ Pokémon evolution. it is clearly some kind of more dignified Elvis
Absolutely wild tradle today. a tiny economy based on wine and kink gear…
October 13, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Absolutely wild tradle today. a tiny economy based on wine and kink gear…
props to these researchers and all but I could probably have told you this without doing any research
August 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM
props to these researchers and all but I could probably have told you this without doing any research
witnessed a dramatic swan vs pelicans stand-off in St James’s Park also a goose just standing there. pelicans unanimously decided to swim away after one flap from the big guy which is impressive, swans obv scary but six pelicans infinitely more so imo
August 28, 2023 at 7:26 PM
witnessed a dramatic swan vs pelicans stand-off in St James’s Park also a goose just standing there. pelicans unanimously decided to swim away after one flap from the big guy which is impressive, swans obv scary but six pelicans infinitely more so imo
got a very cool birthday vinyl
August 25, 2023 at 2:33 PM
got a very cool birthday vinyl
check out this judgemental ass cat I met today in London. after I took this photo they swore at me the way Elvis does when there’s a bird on the balcony
August 20, 2023 at 7:30 PM
check out this judgemental ass cat I met today in London. after I took this photo they swore at me the way Elvis does when there’s a bird on the balcony
absolutely delighted by this @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social pick. no closer to deciding my top 5 tho
August 15, 2023 at 7:15 AM
absolutely delighted by this @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social pick. no closer to deciding my top 5 tho
SO true (via https://www.welcometohellworld.com/the-greatest-american-rock-band/). let me think about this for a week and I will come back with my top 5 rem songs lol
August 14, 2023 at 8:44 PM
SO true (via https://www.welcometohellworld.com/the-greatest-american-rock-band/). let me think about this for a week and I will come back with my top 5 rem songs lol
I always think Elvis is sleeping “like a dog” when he does this. you’re a cat bro you are supposed to sleep in a little loaf or doughnut or else in one of those improbably twisty poses. but here he is, conked all the way out
August 11, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I always think Elvis is sleeping “like a dog” when he does this. you’re a cat bro you are supposed to sleep in a little loaf or doughnut or else in one of those improbably twisty poses. but here he is, conked all the way out
what do my fellow drone metal enjoyers make of earth’s latest turn then
August 11, 2023 at 1:17 PM
what do my fellow drone metal enjoyers make of earth’s latest turn then
did some life drawings last night :) 8 min one is one of my best drawings of anything in ages imo
August 11, 2023 at 10:49 AM
did some life drawings last night :) 8 min one is one of my best drawings of anything in ages imo
Wes Anderson branded “poos from the future”
August 10, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Wes Anderson branded “poos from the future”
like. you people do understand that putting these mr burns ass listings in the same place that people are looking for a house to live in makes those people want to do [REDACTED] to you
August 9, 2023 at 8:41 PM
like. you people do understand that putting these mr burns ass listings in the same place that people are looking for a house to live in makes those people want to do [REDACTED] to you
bf is in Glasgow rn and I am insanely jealous of this breakfast menu. love a croissant and a coffee as much as anyone ofc but european breakfast culture needs to step its game up (by offering more non-euro breakfast options)
August 4, 2023 at 10:51 AM
bf is in Glasgow rn and I am insanely jealous of this breakfast menu. love a croissant and a coffee as much as anyone ofc but european breakfast culture needs to step its game up (by offering more non-euro breakfast options)
helenas website rankings
July 27, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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