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why not ask me about: every movie joaquin phoenix has ever starred in?
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a) why are British train timetables so stupid. b) how is it physically possible to run a train that slowly from Crewe to London
November 11, 2023 at 9:16 AM
still not interested in the barbie movie unless I watch it on a plane or something but there probably is a double standard in how much discourse it caused vs all the other movies that are about products, of which it at least looked more imaginative. I also don’t care about Mike Mann’s Ferrari ad
November 11, 2023 at 8:33 AM
November 10, 2023 at 2:03 PM
normally I get fomo when people are sharing fun spotify visualisation stuff but happy to pass on the “spotify pie” thing. absolutely dogshit data viz to the extent that everyone puts the share button over the chart itself. I’ll just be over here listening to soooooo much neil young and shellac
November 10, 2023 at 8:27 AM
November 5, 2023 at 1:10 PM
not that it’s a moral failing or possible for animals to have moral failings but I am irrationally proud of Elvis for not being bothered by fireworks. my boy is just built different
November 4, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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Wonderful poster from the Czech Republic for That Darn Cat, 1970. posteritati.com/poster/28382...
November 4, 2023 at 5:16 AM
this website may not be very good. but it sure beats whenever instagram inserts a “here’s what you’re missing on threads!” pane into my feed and it’s a collection of the worst takes you’ve ever seen all cut off with a readmore that I wouldn’t click with a gun to my head
November 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
As with when I got banned from Facebook the experience of quitting a social media just isn’t straightforwardly positive. There’s always a reason you were on there even if it sucked. I never wanted to delete twitter anyway but Elon really just made it that bad!
October 31, 2023 at 8:09 PM
It’s not that I particularly want to go back to twitter but there is a whole category of pointless minutiae posting that I wish I could do and can’t here because I’d look addicted to posting
October 31, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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Anti-Muslim and anti-Jewish hate online stems from the same fringe, white supremacist communities who target both groups interchangeably, finds Hobbs, @nazita.bsky.social, Li & Lucas, suggesting we need to consider hate against both groups in tandem

doi.org/10.1007/s111...
October 30, 2023 at 6:51 PM
realised while crate digging that the “rock & pop””indie & alternative” divide that covers like 70% of the stock in any given store is beyond meaningless to me. you can’t explain how those things are different!
October 30, 2023 at 2:00 PM
somewhat traumatised by trying to order a regular coffee with cream at the counter in tim hortons. the second time you try to explain you want cream in the coffee not cream on top the cashier is ready to kill you
October 30, 2023 at 12:29 PM
on a related note can kind of fully imagine that part of the rage and cope Ethel Cain prompts from tumblr terfs is that the Venn diagram of them and tumblr tradcaths is like a circle and they’re sooooo mad that she’s making like backwoods evangelical laity #aesthetic for the girlies now
October 30, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Kristin Hayter really did a Henry VIII level hard pivot from Catholicism to Protestantism for the bit… and I’m here for it
October 30, 2023 at 10:37 AM
to be fair I did go to see godflesh for my birthday but I am obsessed w/ the way apple doesn’t use the gimmicky microgenres spotify does so it’s always just recommending the music I like as “party” [higher bpm industrial metal] “unwind” [apocalyptic drone metal]
October 29, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Party
October 29, 2023 at 11:35 AM
apple podcasts really loves to be like “hiiiiiii here’s a three year old episode I downloaded just for you 😇”. I think of it as the app equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead mouse as a gift
October 27, 2023 at 2:41 PM
slightly disturbed that a small serving of multiplex popcorn is somehow more popcorn than I could finish even while sharing during *killers of the flower moon*. how are you supposed to eat that in a 90 minute banger!!
October 26, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I feel like all summer I was just seeing Americans posting about how much weight they lost on holiday in Europe which is v funny bc the physical change I have noticed is I look like this now
October 25, 2023 at 7:31 AM
in France you can buy a big sharing beer for the train for <€3 and they give you free paper cups to share it in
October 24, 2023 at 5:52 PM
you just don’t get deep cuts like this in piccadilly records tbh. regretting not copping but I guess I have a few hours before the train to change my mind
October 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
don’t know if the duolingo characters are characterised (or named) differently across languages but gotta respect the NEET disaster lesbian who lives with her grandma rep they got in with Lin
October 23, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Gotta give it to our robot overlords that the limited edition coke flavour allegedly made by AI is the first one of these “editions” that I haven’t just thought I’d rather be drinking a regular diet coke. Tastes like drinking a handful of gummy bears
October 22, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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#birdbot
October 21, 2023 at 4:59 PM