Chekhov27
@chekhov27.bsky.social
I’ll be shitposting until my balls fall off
100 catholic priests could totally molest one gorilla
May 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
100 catholic priests could totally molest one gorilla
It’s all fun and games until the government busts down your door and siphons the sweet sweet boy nectar from your cock with their mouths
April 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It’s all fun and games until the government busts down your door and siphons the sweet sweet boy nectar from your cock with their mouths
Y’all better evacuate CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO EJACULATE
April 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Y’all better evacuate CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO EJACULATE
An offer Mr. Bond. I will let you pet the kitty. In return, you shall feed me cheerios directly from the baggy.
March 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
An offer Mr. Bond. I will let you pet the kitty. In return, you shall feed me cheerios directly from the baggy.
Still annoyed that I had to miss the Super Bowl for my court-mandated foreskin reattachment
February 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Still annoyed that I had to miss the Super Bowl for my court-mandated foreskin reattachment
I’m gonna stick a mini Oreo in your butthole and a mega stuffed stuffed Oreo in your pee hole
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’m gonna stick a mini Oreo in your butthole and a mega stuffed stuffed Oreo in your pee hole
My wiener looks like a macaroni elbow
January 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My wiener looks like a macaroni elbow
Yo this game fucking sucks
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Yo this game fucking sucks
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
You’re playing video games. Im playing with my cock. We are not the same.
November 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM
You’re playing video games. Im playing with my cock. We are not the same.
HELP I MADE A POOPY
November 15, 2024 at 1:42 AM
HELP I MADE A POOPY
If they’re already willing to tap Matt Gaetz for AG, I don’t see how sexual assault allegations against Pete Hegseth would matter to them
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
If they’re already willing to tap Matt Gaetz for AG, I don’t see how sexual assault allegations against Pete Hegseth would matter to them
Y’all somebody touched my Danny DeVito cock shrine and now I can’t do my hourly prayer I swear to god I’m gonna touch whoever did this to me
November 13, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Y’all somebody touched my Danny DeVito cock shrine and now I can’t do my hourly prayer I swear to god I’m gonna touch whoever did this to me
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im going to eat this like a fucking chocolate bar
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
im going to eat this like a fucking chocolate bar
I present to you all, the goon spoon
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I present to you all, the goon spoon
It’s all fun and games until I stick this shard of glass up your urethra
November 12, 2024 at 6:26 AM
It’s all fun and games until I stick this shard of glass up your urethra
Make like a tree and go fuck yourself
November 12, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Make like a tree and go fuck yourself
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Only 9 days until the new book campaign... insiders.skybound.com/the-book-of-shame
October 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Only 9 days until the new book campaign... insiders.skybound.com/the-book-of-shame
You may have the heart of a winner, but those are definitely the balls of a loser
October 22, 2024 at 6:23 AM
You may have the heart of a winner, but those are definitely the balls of a loser
Am I legally require to call my Bluesky post a “Skeet”
October 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Am I legally require to call my Bluesky post a “Skeet”
Ducking chicks and licking dicks
October 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Ducking chicks and licking dicks
Yo how is she getting these people?!
September 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Yo how is she getting these people?!