Zach
cheesesaladhead.bsky.social
Zach
@cheesesaladhead.bsky.social
Hater of celery
Finally playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I love it but I’m also surprised I love it because I hate the dodge mechanic of the combat lmao.
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m so happy to have this beautiful lil twink body at 38 😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Took this a couple days ago and I’ve just been sitting here like is this a good pic!? 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’ve gone on a couple dates with a 28 year old and my friend called her my child bride 😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fuck I’m 38 😭😭😭
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Women will have Art from Terrifier all over their dating profile and be like why can’t I find somebody to make me delete these apps!? Like, babygirl you’re obsessed with clowns.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I need to buy a ukulele, quit my job, and become an alt folk musician so bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The best part of the original Night of the Living Dead is the barely had to use make up on any of the zombies because regular people from Pennsylvania naturally look so horrifying in black and white.
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dawn of the Dead time. Can’t believe I waited until October 14th to fire it up.
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tis the season so I’m out here watching all the ‘ol zombie apocalypse movies. I’m shocked these movies are under the “horror” genre. Feels more aspirational than horror! I’m supposed to think having a job is better? Y’all ever had to talk to a customer!? Gimme the zombies.
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Zach
Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Man I love that all of Ramza and Gaffgarion’s dialogue in the remaster just boils down to:

Ramza: I think commoners are deserving of humanity and I’m tired of nobles exploiting them I refuse to be apart of it anymore.

Gaffgarion: Plz Ramza you’re rich you have to use poor people it’s your destiny!
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I want to go on The Long Walk so I can put my Apple Watch through a gamut of emotions from being so psyched I’m absolutely crushing my daily step goals to seeing I got shot in the head taking a shit.
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m tired of waiting for Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles. I already paid for it just let me play it SquareEnix 😭😭😭😭
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Attempting to play Pathfinder: Kingmaker again 😬
September 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My simplest pleasure is replying “well fuck” to everyone who says they’re looking for someone who won’t waste their time on Hinge.
June 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Me crashing out at the “fun” work event next week
a group of people are dancing in a room .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room .
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June 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I, uuuhhhhhhh, do not remember this Pokémon.
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I went outside I can’t believe it
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was listening to newest @blankcheck.bsky.social episode, and I gotta give props to @davidlsims.bsky.social for really doing to bat for Tommy Lee Jones’ performance in The Fugitive. Not enough people talk about it anymore.
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Pope took one look at JD Vance and was just like time to go I’ve seen enough.
April 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Finally got a copy of Pokemon Ruby again and a nice little just because I like these guys squad. Now for a Torchic playthrough.
April 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Larian finally let me into the Patch 8 stress test on my PS5!
March 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Finally finished the Suikoden 1 Remaster so now I can play Suikoden 2 Remaster the real reason to play lmao
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by Zach
the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative

lol
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM