Cheddar Nicholson
@cheddar-n.bsky.social
37 (old, not obsolete) tired gay.
📍 Newcastle, UK.
Formerly x.com/cheddar_n
📍 Newcastle, UK.
Formerly x.com/cheddar_n
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Cheddar Nicholson
@cheddar-n.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Everyone seems much sluttier on 🦋 so I might keep all that separate at @minicheddar.bsky.social. Would love to have an app I can actually open in public.
Got REALLY annoyed with the long hair so I shaved it all off.
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Got REALLY annoyed with the long hair so I shaved it all off.
We’re back to that standing looking out the window with a cup of tea weather.
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We’re back to that standing looking out the window with a cup of tea weather.
I dunno, this seems real low. I spend 90% of my time on the app blocking people.
July 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I dunno, this seems real low. I spend 90% of my time on the app blocking people.
It’s so hot that my iPhone simply will not work when I’m outside
July 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It’s so hot that my iPhone simply will not work when I’m outside
Being masc again. Built a drywall.
June 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Being masc again. Built a drywall.
Drank my first ever Monster. My thoughts:
1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull.
2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.
1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull.
2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.
June 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Drank my first ever Monster. My thoughts:
1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull.
2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.
1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull.
2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.
Wow. Not even Aaron Taylor-Johnson can make a Geordie accent attractive. 😭
June 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wow. Not even Aaron Taylor-Johnson can make a Geordie accent attractive. 😭
Grindr profile pic verses when they rock up at your door 🤢😂
May 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Grindr profile pic verses when they rock up at your door 🤢😂
Okay, I admit I probably need a haircut at this point.
May 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Okay, I admit I probably need a haircut at this point.
Ain’t no way Carl Cashman posted that on his story. Always knew it was FAT 🫦
May 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ain’t no way Carl Cashman posted that on his story. Always knew it was FAT 🫦
Worst part of wearing shorts is feeling the piss splashing all over your legs at the urinal 🤢😂
May 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Worst part of wearing shorts is feeling the piss splashing all over your legs at the urinal 🤢😂
Just discovered my mum stores her mugs and glassware upside down and don’t think I can recover from this. First class psychotic behaviour. Ain’t no way I’m related.
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just discovered my mum stores her mugs and glassware upside down and don’t think I can recover from this. First class psychotic behaviour. Ain’t no way I’m related.
Had 10/10 sex (literally not a single note) with THE most perfect man… so naturally, he lives 100s of miles away 😩😡
April 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Had 10/10 sex (literally not a single note) with THE most perfect man… so naturally, he lives 100s of miles away 😩😡
I need a boy with big muscles just lie on top of me with all his weight.
April 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I need a boy with big muscles just lie on top of me with all his weight.
Craving some Revels. Need that chocolatey tapas.
April 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Craving some Revels. Need that chocolatey tapas.
All this fuss to catch a glimpse of a fucking silver vase. What a bunch of fucking nonces.
March 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All this fuss to catch a glimpse of a fucking silver vase. What a bunch of fucking nonces.
They’ve made me wear a shirt and tie and it’s SO fucking hot. End me.
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They’ve made me wear a shirt and tie and it’s SO fucking hot. End me.
Why do I keep coming into the office on a Friday when all they do is ring the tower bells for the entire afternoon? 😡
March 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why do I keep coming into the office on a Friday when all they do is ring the tower bells for the entire afternoon? 😡
There needs to be a version Grindr for when you can’t be bothered to fuck but need a boy to hold.
February 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There needs to be a version Grindr for when you can’t be bothered to fuck but need a boy to hold.
How long can a person survive on Lemsip, Strepsils, and caffeine pills alone?
February 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
How long can a person survive on Lemsip, Strepsils, and caffeine pills alone?
Rewatching Ghost reminds me that watching Tony Goldwyn smash through a wall in the opening scene was definitely one of my first memories of liking men. All those muscles 🫦
February 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rewatching Ghost reminds me that watching Tony Goldwyn smash through a wall in the opening scene was definitely one of my first memories of liking men. All those muscles 🫦
Why do I feel hungover when I haven’t had a sip in forever?
February 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why do I feel hungover when I haven’t had a sip in forever?
It might finally be time for a trim. I don’t think the boys are liking the long hair.
February 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It might finally be time for a trim. I don’t think the boys are liking the long hair.
Dentistry is such a scam. Why have I just paid all that money for someone to look in my mouth for a couple of minutes and tell me my teeth are in perfect health?
February 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Dentistry is such a scam. Why have I just paid all that money for someone to look in my mouth for a couple of minutes and tell me my teeth are in perfect health?