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Shit’s getting lit at the Lamporium!

Fat Michael is my stripper name

Two new entrants in my Flavor Burst series of lights.

First in a new series of Flavor Burst lamps.

Purple swirlie light

Not even sure what to call this one.

The Tetraweirdron

Lamps of Cultural Appropriation™

If you like a lamp and tell me, there’s a good chance I’ll give you one.

I fucken love this light.

Slab Lamp

First in a new series of lights inspired by caltrops and plus signs

While no longer in the craft beverages industry, our lawyers have insisted we continue to use our tagline “Tell your bartender to make it a Chauncey’s!”™ or else our copywrite claim might expire and we would lose fair use.

New lamp just dropped. (Not literally. It’s quite delicate and would probably be destroyed if actually dropped.)