Chauncey Yaunders
@chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social
cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist
pfp: selfie circa 1996
banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones prostrate issues overactive [redacted] incontinence vasectomy ed western reserve hospi
pfp: selfie circa 1996
banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones prostrate issues overactive [redacted] incontinence vasectomy ed western reserve hospi
Pinned
I’m not going to get into the details right now, but I’m an idiot.
normcore is short for billy corrigans older brother norman
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
normcore is short for billy corrigans older brother norman
its been five days since i had a block a little help here?
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
its been five days since i had a block a little help here?
this one is for my cuyahoga falls peeps
slam a slice of acme ham
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
this one is for my cuyahoga falls peeps
slam a slice of acme ham
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
slam a slice of acme ham
what private sector partners
WHAT PRIVATE SECTOR PARTNERS MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT PRIVATE SECTOR PARTNERS MOTHERFUCKER
Either it was a limited operation merely to arrest Maduro and move on, or, it is an ongoing major regime change committment that will open up a transition including international and private sector partners. It really can't be both
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
what private sector partners
WHAT PRIVATE SECTOR PARTNERS MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT PRIVATE SECTOR PARTNERS MOTHERFUCKER
I have never ever taken a pic of my poo but I’m tempted with this one folks its on the Couric Scale
gonna drop a dad shit in the toilet of a mall bathroom
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I have never ever taken a pic of my poo but I’m tempted with this one folks its on the Couric Scale
gonna drop a dad shit in the toilet of a mall bathroom
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
gonna drop a dad shit in the toilet of a mall bathroom
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THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
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Once this normalization of the senseless deprivation of a single person's liberty is allowed to sprout, it is almost impossible to contain. This is the enduring import of the civil rights work that we do, and why telling these stories matters to the hope of a better world.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Once this normalization of the senseless deprivation of a single person's liberty is allowed to sprout, it is almost impossible to contain. This is the enduring import of the civil rights work that we do, and why telling these stories matters to the hope of a better world.
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I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
imma shiptoaster on breadsky
shiptoast
January 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
imma shiptoaster on breadsky
I’ll never ever believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris los— uuurgh sory i coundlnt actually complete this poa st
the blue bots are at it again
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’ll never ever believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris los— uuurgh sory i coundlnt actually complete this poa st
first poop of this year was better than the last poop of last year folks you know what this means
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
first poop of this year was better than the last poop of last year folks you know what this means
uploading skritches to dog internet
uploading carrots to horse internet
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
uploading skritches to dog internet
but what if my cat is dutch?
Heads up, from the Harris County Sheriff’s Department
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
but what if my cat is dutch?
these are amazing
Blackheart the Conqueror will return in Consumer Product Safety Commission: Social Media Accounts #BestOf2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
these are amazing
the brand power lady creeps me out
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
the brand power lady creeps me out
i really like toast
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
i really like toast
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
Hey @fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social what was that brooks saddle cover I saw you using last week?
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey @fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social what was that brooks saddle cover I saw you using last week?
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For some species, they even breathe through their cloaca. Buddy, I don't want to breathe through my ass.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
For some species, they even breathe through their cloaca. Buddy, I don't want to breathe through my ass.
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i do like a triscuit
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i do like a triscuit