"warm best": I have just destroyed your self esteem, and indeed your entire sense of self, in the foregoing email, but we will continue to interact in a professional and friendly manner indefinitely

Going one level up, this is where universal design can mitigate a lot of these concerns. If you design accessible assessments you obviate the need for many accommodations (not all, of course). Is the timed part of a timed exam always actually important in terms of assessing student learning?

Ooh this is convenient because all of my I Accidentally Agreed to Write Something chickens are coming home to roost in December

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”