Cheyenne Lee
@chasingcomets222.bsky.social
25 💛 Content creator. Collector of fandoms. Shitpost philosopher. Local bog witch.
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Instagram heard it first, but I got engaged this past weekend! 💍🎉
Instagram heard it first, but I got engaged this past weekend! 💍🎉
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Instagram heard it first, but I got engaged this past weekend! 💍🎉
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The bubonic plague had nothing to do with boobs, but history doesn't talk enough about that
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The bubonic plague had nothing to do with boobs, but history doesn't talk enough about that
If I were to ever be robbed at gunpoint, I think I'd just kick the person in the shins and run off cartoonishly like a Fall Guys bean.
a pink pig with a heart on its head
ALT: a pink pig with a heart on its head
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April 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If I were to ever be robbed at gunpoint, I think I'd just kick the person in the shins and run off cartoonishly like a Fall Guys bean.
Coming from a woman who's taken and tired of explaining it every time, there's something really funny about meeting a guy's obvious flirtatious compliments with "Thanks, sport."
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Coming from a woman who's taken and tired of explaining it every time, there's something really funny about meeting a guy's obvious flirtatious compliments with "Thanks, sport."
If you use corporal punishment as an excuse to beat your kids, you're a weak-willed bitch and I hope all of your toes fall off.
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you use corporal punishment as an excuse to beat your kids, you're a weak-willed bitch and I hope all of your toes fall off.
Me after soaking in this #LunarEclipse moonlight for 30 whole minutes
March 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Me after soaking in this #LunarEclipse moonlight for 30 whole minutes
Just remembered how I used to be a Katy Perry stan in middle school and would sing this song with my full chest around my parents without knowing what it was actually about 🫣
I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFFFFFFFFFF
I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFFFFFFFFFF
February 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Just remembered how I used to be a Katy Perry stan in middle school and would sing this song with my full chest around my parents without knowing what it was actually about 🫣
I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFFFFFFFFFF
I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFFFFFFFFFF
The same kids who used to play with Easy-Bake ovens are now adults who are obsessed with air-fryer recipes. I don't make the rules; it's a canon event.
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The same kids who used to play with Easy-Bake ovens are now adults who are obsessed with air-fryer recipes. I don't make the rules; it's a canon event.
It's one thing to be a cumstain on someone's uterus, but don't be a cumstain to humanity.
February 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's one thing to be a cumstain on someone's uterus, but don't be a cumstain to humanity.
Dear people who share sad relationship posts on social media while actively in a relationship: Why?
At least once a week, I log in and am instantly hit with my daily dose of confusion because of you.
At least once a week, I log in and am instantly hit with my daily dose of confusion because of you.
February 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Dear people who share sad relationship posts on social media while actively in a relationship: Why?
At least once a week, I log in and am instantly hit with my daily dose of confusion because of you.
At least once a week, I log in and am instantly hit with my daily dose of confusion because of you.
Reposted by Cheyenne Lee
I'm old enough to remember when Google's motto was "Don't be Evil".
How times have changed.
How times have changed.
February 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm old enough to remember when Google's motto was "Don't be Evil".
How times have changed.
How times have changed.
I did a tarot spread last night to help form a decision on something I've been sitting on for a while. I must say, I've NEVER in my six years of reading tarot had such resonating positivity and encouragement come through in a personal reading like that. It was jarring, to say the least.
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I did a tarot spread last night to help form a decision on something I've been sitting on for a while. I must say, I've NEVER in my six years of reading tarot had such resonating positivity and encouragement come through in a personal reading like that. It was jarring, to say the least.
I have 0 (zero) evidence to back up my claim, but I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that these mfs have liquid cocaine in them.
February 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have 0 (zero) evidence to back up my claim, but I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that these mfs have liquid cocaine in them.
#HotTake: The desensitizing amount of tiddies in the Evil Bong franchise has done more for the feminist movement than Susan B. Anthony and bell hooks combined /j
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
#HotTake: The desensitizing amount of tiddies in the Evil Bong franchise has done more for the feminist movement than Susan B. Anthony and bell hooks combined /j
I understand favoring certain artists, but if 90% of your public Spotify playlists are the same rotation of songs from the same 6 artists, that's boring as heeeellll
Please at least try a new genre or something 😭
Please at least try a new genre or something 😭
January 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I understand favoring certain artists, but if 90% of your public Spotify playlists are the same rotation of songs from the same 6 artists, that's boring as heeeellll
Please at least try a new genre or something 😭
Please at least try a new genre or something 😭
At this point, I need to write a memoir of the childhood I had growing up, because what in the actual fuck was that?? 🙃 #MentalHealth #PTSD #Trauma #ChildAbuse
January 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
At this point, I need to write a memoir of the childhood I had growing up, because what in the actual fuck was that?? 🙃 #MentalHealth #PTSD #Trauma #ChildAbuse
Last night, I had a dream that whenever you hit snooze or turned off your phone alarm, you had to "share" the results to social media first. That's a level of dystopian reality I hope we never reach.
January 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Last night, I had a dream that whenever you hit snooze or turned off your phone alarm, you had to "share" the results to social media first. That's a level of dystopian reality I hope we never reach.
If imitation is the highest form of flattery, the greatest act of love you can show your comfort character is to become them.
And that's on neurodivergency 😎
And that's on neurodivergency 😎
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If imitation is the highest form of flattery, the greatest act of love you can show your comfort character is to become them.
And that's on neurodivergency 😎
And that's on neurodivergency 😎
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to (I am all of them)
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to (I am all of them)
As two birds of a feather, two tits of a shitter.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As two birds of a feather, two tits of a shitter.
Sorry, babe. ✋🏻 The Snuggie stays ON during sex.
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sorry, babe. ✋🏻 The Snuggie stays ON during sex.
I need to boil my hands.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need to boil my hands.
This is not a want, but a need.
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is not a want, but a need.
Remember to wrap it before you tap it, you might catch a piss kink 🤢
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Remember to wrap it before you tap it, you might catch a piss kink 🤢