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Chris
@charxwell.bsky.social
close enough, welcome back dorothy zbornak
the (very likely) dutch PM and his man…
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
had to turn on the heat this morning for the first time this season
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
save us robyn. robyn save us.
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
somebody get him to pronounce paracetamol or ibuprofen next
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
so is the rapture considered a federal holiday or do i still have to go to work tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
me watching the VMAs
September 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
August 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
sorry i brought the atl heat to the chi, market days
August 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
nothing says summer like my pasty complexion roasting in the sun off the gulf coast
July 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
denim on denim on denim on denim.
bey-haw ATL!!
July 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
let him show you how to level up your puss in the middle of a kitty cat fight
July 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i read this in the ariana debose baftas opening number cadence
June 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
soooo hard to pick my 10 favorites in this century but i think this comes pretty close
June 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i think all the hotties who voted for mamdani deserve a lil kiss as a treat
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i never thought i’d be a speedo gay but i’m so into it now 🤭
June 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
30 and flirty plus 1 today 🥳
June 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
florence welch writing lyrics
nobody does it quite like water does it
June 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Let’s
Go
By
Taco Bell,
Queen
Look
Good
Be
Toxic
Queso is a good appetizer
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
welp, cancelling my prime membership and heading to the bar
‘THE WHEEL OF TIME’ has been cancelled by Prime Video after 3 seasons.
May 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
why is everybody in italy rn and why wasn’t i invited
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
no shade to the american, but i wanted the fun filipino cardinal to win and do karaoke on the balcony to celebrate
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
why it gotta be white
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
babe wake up the cardinals are done rawdogging in the sistine chapel and we have a new pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
post your favorite one word movie
May 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it’s incredible how an antidepressant, gin & tonic, and a little sunshine can turn me from an intractable hermit to a yappy socialite
May 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM