I'm going to a work Xmas karaoke do with a team I don't know tomorrow night, and I've decided I'm doing this myself

Oh this sounds sick

Another little spider has moved into the bathroom window corner already, so it must be good spider real estate. This one is tiny, smaller than my old favourite. I have decided this is my favourite's daughter and she's inherited the property. I hope she grows big like her mom did.

🕷🕷🕷

I caught the evil spider and chucked it into the apartment stairwell. My favourite spider had lived in my bathroom window for at least 4 months at this point. She reliably stayed in the corner and never moved out, never snuck up on me or scared me. She was a good spider.

Then on Thursday when I got back from work, I found her wrapped up in a web and being carried away in the mouth of my least favourite bathroom spider. Devastated wasn't the word.

DEFFO GET ONE! It's gross at first but so worth it, and if you do it from the start of the cold it's barely gross at all tbh

Sorry to be a tmi freak/shill for Big Neti Pot

Tofu (Big Lad) and Peanut (Dwarf Hamster Diana) have probably met each other in hamster heaven and they're talking about me

Hey, I know that guy from 02/10!!!