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charpezz.bsky.social
C.Pz
@charpezz.bsky.social
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Oh hell yeah, top 0.2% @cheekface.bsky.social fan!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
charpezz.bsky.social
I love having a teenage niece, i just sent her this screenshot and she loved it
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I had a really lovely weekend visiting my family for mother's day & birthdays 🥹 also here's the dog!!!
A black dog (belgian/german shepherd cross) is standing in front of a wall, wearing his harness and lead and read to be walked. He has grey fur around his mouth and nose because he is 14 years old. He looks very chill.
March 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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One of my consultants came to my desk at 5:50pm on friday and gave me these rspb pin badges :') I wanted to cry hehe
5 RSPB pin badges on green cardboard background. From the top left down, they are a peacock butterfly, a bottlenose dolphin, a bloody henry starfish, a short-haired bumblebee, and a robin.
January 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Me and my colleague whose initials are RH share milk at work, so we write RHCP on our bottles - but this then makes me get the riff from 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head whenever I make the tea
An almost empty plastic bottle of semi skimmed milk, with "RHCP" written on it in black marker.
January 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
charpezz.bsky.social
Another batshit freebie post in my local facebook group.
A facebook post in a local group that has pictures of half eaten takeaway pizzas, and the text reads: "Freebie. Anyone want free pizza? Small one has jalapeños and anchovies, larger one is a margarita with pineapple and red onion too. Too greasy for our taste 😩 Collect from Fir Street. Would prefer both to go together. Also some undercooked onion rings .. might be ok if air fried but I just went off the whole idea 🥺".
January 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Are people really trying to blame a grown adult man doing a nazi salute on the fact that he's autistic?
An edit of a Simpsons meme template. Marge, comforting Homer, says "Autistics csn be so fash". Bart/Elon Musk replies "We can? Thanks, USA"
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I'm a princess and all birds love me btw
A robin about to land on my outstretched left hand, which has seeds in it. Its wings are open as it prepares to land. The same robin perched on my hand, looking towards me with a seed in its mouth.
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Good for her!
A yellow cone on the floor of a hospital, with writing on it in black marker that says "I FLOOR GENTS"
January 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Do black necked grebes count?! They're duck-adjacent, right?! 🥺
A black necked grebe splashing in the water. A black necked grebe sitting on the water.
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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It's a black necked grebe and not a duck (duck-adjacent at least?!), but this is one of my fave pics I took last year!
A black necked grebe splashing in some water. Its white underbelly is visible and its reflection is clear in the water.
January 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Shoutout to this christmas decoration in Clay Cross, who is known to me and my dad as 'Bootface The Reindeer' and has been entertaining us on our Sheffield/Dudley journeys for what must be a decade at this point. I want to know his story.
A christmas decoration which may or may not have been designed by a child. It is a wonky, boot-shaped outline of a reindeer's head in red christmas lights, with cartoonish white eyes and tiny antlers. I love him.
December 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Merry Christmas from Peanut Perry & Family xo 🐹🎄
A photo of Peanut (a russian dwarf hamster) coming out of a cardboard gingerbread house with 2 christmas hamster chews on either side of it. "Merry Christmas from Peanut Perry xo" is written in red text.
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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TEN YEARS SOLID OF SADGIRL VIBING FOR ME, I FEAR
A screengrab from Spotify, which says "10 years of 'Bury Me at Makeout Creek'", an album by Mitski.
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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A text conversation from Runescape that reads as follow. USAexploder: I have prion disease [You catch a lobster] [You catch a lobster] Calymene: Sorry to hear that brother [You catch a lobster] [You catch a lobster] USAexploder: Thank you for your concern
December 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Ty for the help, user VeryWetGirly.
A photo of a conversation on Old School Runescape. It reads - Calymene: Hi! I've never used bird houses before. Do I just leave them for a while now? VeryWetGirly: 50 mins bro Calymene: Ty! VeryWetGirly: Np :)
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Me: Can we use the Wii Shop Channel?

Mom: We have a Wii Shop Channel at home

The Wii Shop Channel at home:
A large, green sign with white text attached to a metal fence reads "WEEE Store". On either side of the text are a recycling symbol and an image of a G-type plug. Underneath it, there are additional warning signs attached to the fence.
December 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Insane achievement from me here tbh
A Spotify Wrapped screenshot, showing the single cover for "Good Luck, Babe!" By Chappell Roan on a yellow background. The text reads "Your top song was Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan. You were in the top 0.01% of listeners globally."
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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How I laugh when someone makes a joke at my expense.
Flynt the dog, an elderley black Belgian shepherd with grey fur around his mouth, is photographed mid-yawn - his eyes are squinted and his mouth is stretched open with his pointy teeth on show.
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM