Sarah
@charminglydaft.bsky.social
Lawyer. Slave to my dog. Hopeful StKilda FC tragic.
i’m feeding Tilly and Mabel keeps bringing me toys and it’s breaking my heart. every time i try to pay attention to her i have to do something else, i hate it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i’m feeding Tilly and Mabel keeps bringing me toys and it’s breaking my heart. every time i try to pay attention to her i have to do something else, i hate it.
i’ve been picking random songs on spotify and singing to Tilly as she seems to like it. Was on an old Aussie rock bent tonight and let me just say “Boys Light Up” is NOT appropriate for children
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
i’ve been picking random songs on spotify and singing to Tilly as she seems to like it. Was on an old Aussie rock bent tonight and let me just say “Boys Light Up” is NOT appropriate for children
tried to use some nappy i got as a sample rather than the brand i’ve been using. i can’t find the sticky tabs at all, baby is screaming, she starts to pee on the spare bed cos i can’t get the nappy on. Never again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
tried to use some nappy i got as a sample rather than the brand i’ve been using. i can’t find the sticky tabs at all, baby is screaming, she starts to pee on the spare bed cos i can’t get the nappy on. Never again.
go home, tilly, you’re drunk
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
go home, tilly, you’re drunk
thrilled to have been groomed. she spent a good amount of time rolling around the living room trying to mess it up 😝
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
thrilled to have been groomed. she spent a good amount of time rolling around the living room trying to mess it up 😝
i took Matilda to Southland today while pup was at the groomer. that was an experience haha. i got some bigger clothes for her and some christmas gifts though
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i took Matilda to Southland today while pup was at the groomer. that was an experience haha. i got some bigger clothes for her and some christmas gifts though
i have a post partum doula who comes on fridays. she has been awesome, she brought me this greek dessert yesterday- it’s just total comfort food, pastry and custard and nutmeg. she also made me some dinners i can heat and eat one handed is the last few days even frozen stuff was too hard.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
i have a post partum doula who comes on fridays. she has been awesome, she brought me this greek dessert yesterday- it’s just total comfort food, pastry and custard and nutmeg. she also made me some dinners i can heat and eat one handed is the last few days even frozen stuff was too hard.
i’m tired and have decided to just lean into the contact naps tonight. settling and crying and settling.. nah. though i have put her in the trip trapp to eat dessert
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i’m tired and have decided to just lean into the contact naps tonight. settling and crying and settling.. nah. though i have put her in the trip trapp to eat dessert
my mum came over for a few nights cos Matilda was cluster feeding and wanting to be held constantly and i was losing it, i couldn’t even feed myself. i think she was probably going through a growth spurt as now. one of her newborn clothes fit!
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my mum came over for a few nights cos Matilda was cluster feeding and wanting to be held constantly and i was losing it, i couldn’t even feed myself. i think she was probably going through a growth spurt as now. one of her newborn clothes fit!
i don’t know how this sits in the schema of international diplomacy, but god i hope Ukraine tell Trump to get fucked
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i don’t know how this sits in the schema of international diplomacy, but god i hope Ukraine tell Trump to get fucked
newborns are highly overrated. i knew id hate this phase and i do
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
newborns are highly overrated. i knew id hate this phase and i do
baby hasn’t stopped screaming or eating all afternoon and i am losing my ever loving mind
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
baby hasn’t stopped screaming or eating all afternoon and i am losing my ever loving mind
ordered a steak sandwich while out for lunch with friend plus baby in pram. rookie mistake. one handed food only.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ordered a steak sandwich while out for lunch with friend plus baby in pram. rookie mistake. one handed food only.
trying to cut through the local community garden cos it was starting to rain. tradies had shut the gate at the front. i’m like can we go through there with the pram. “if it’s blocked off” “yes i see that but can we just duck through” “uh we’ve closed it” “yessss i get that but…”
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
trying to cut through the local community garden cos it was starting to rain. tradies had shut the gate at the front. i’m like can we go through there with the pram. “if it’s blocked off” “yes i see that but can we just duck through” “uh we’ve closed it” “yessss i get that but…”
i’m watching Outlander as it’s sort of suitably trashy enough to watch at 3am and i’m finding those night feedings are easier if you have some entertainment. and there are 7 seasons so will keep me going for awhile
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i’m watching Outlander as it’s sort of suitably trashy enough to watch at 3am and i’m finding those night feedings are easier if you have some entertainment. and there are 7 seasons so will keep me going for awhile
i got a big morning sleep from Tilly and she slept in the carrier at the park but then paid for it with our first full on genuine witching hour. she would not be put down and was so distressed but didn’t want anything in particular. poor thing. finally cried herself to exhaustion
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i got a big morning sleep from Tilly and she slept in the carrier at the park but then paid for it with our first full on genuine witching hour. she would not be put down and was so distressed but didn’t want anything in particular. poor thing. finally cried herself to exhaustion
i got to the off leash park with mabel today, finally! she was so happy.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
i got to the off leash park with mabel today, finally! she was so happy.
putting Tilly to sleep in her bassinet instead of in the living room has really helped my state of mind. it feels like a line in the sand where now i have some me time
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
putting Tilly to sleep in her bassinet instead of in the living room has really helped my state of mind. it feels like a line in the sand where now i have some me time
“today i wore non maternity jeans for the first time in six months!”
They need to make realistic baby milestone cards for photos. Not “today I smiled!” But “today I figured out why the god forsaken formula maker still says filter error despite doing everything the instructions say three times”
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
“today i wore non maternity jeans for the first time in six months!”
i would love to declutter the house is already driving me
nuts. i just need someone to hold and feed matilda for like two hours while i do stuff
nuts. i just need someone to hold and feed matilda for like two hours while i do stuff
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
i would love to declutter the house is already driving me
nuts. i just need someone to hold and feed matilda for like two hours while i do stuff
nuts. i just need someone to hold and feed matilda for like two hours while i do stuff
just remembered that i signed up for a november decluttering challenge before the baby was born as i thought I’d have time hahahahahaha
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
just remembered that i signed up for a november decluttering challenge before the baby was born as i thought I’d have time hahahahahaha
i feel i’ve seen or known the new Victorian liberal leader somehow and given her age she’s either a former lawyer or she was on #auspol twitter 😂
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
i feel i’ve seen or known the new Victorian liberal leader somehow and given her age she’s either a former lawyer or she was on #auspol twitter 😂
we e been getting out for a walk
with mabel every day even though sometimes it takes forever to get organised. baby girl was really enjoying the leafy plane trees along Rothesay Ave. probably makes interesting light patterns!
with mabel every day even though sometimes it takes forever to get organised. baby girl was really enjoying the leafy plane trees along Rothesay Ave. probably makes interesting light patterns!
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
we e been getting out for a walk
with mabel every day even though sometimes it takes forever to get organised. baby girl was really enjoying the leafy plane trees along Rothesay Ave. probably makes interesting light patterns!
with mabel every day even though sometimes it takes forever to get organised. baby girl was really enjoying the leafy plane trees along Rothesay Ave. probably makes interesting light patterns!
my parents are minding Tilly so i can try to convince Centrelink and Medibank that i exist because they are very confused that in the 20 years since i received a student payment my email address has changed.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
my parents are minding Tilly so i can try to convince Centrelink and Medibank that i exist because they are very confused that in the 20 years since i received a student payment my email address has changed.
a friend had drinks at a little courtyard bar literally down the street last night, so i braved taking baby in the carrier. possibly slightly insane of me but it was nice to get out and she just slept the whole time.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a friend had drinks at a little courtyard bar literally down the street last night, so i braved taking baby in the carrier. possibly slightly insane of me but it was nice to get out and she just slept the whole time.