Sarah
@charminglydaft.bsky.social
Lawyer. Slave to my dog. Hopeful StKilda FC tragic.
Watching Planet America…Pam Bondi is literally a lunatic.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Watching Planet America…Pam Bondi is literally a lunatic.
nothing makes me argue with idiots online like them spouting off about separation anxiety
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 AM
nothing makes me argue with idiots online like them spouting off about separation anxiety
Mabel rolled in a dead bird. someone (who does not have to bath her) found it amusing
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Mabel rolled in a dead bird. someone (who does not have to bath her) found it amusing
and? sounds like the right outcome if that’s the case
Seems GOP is trying to peddle the line that the paedophiles can’t be prosecuted bc if they were the US system would collapse.
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
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February 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM
and? sounds like the right outcome if that’s the case
just made chicken pot pies using filling i prepped and froze when i was pregnant. thanks past me! it’s the recipe tin eats recipe, it’s so nice
February 16, 2026 at 8:17 AM
just made chicken pot pies using filling i prepped and froze when i was pregnant. thanks past me! it’s the recipe tin eats recipe, it’s so nice
So i interviewed a babysitter, she is a primary school teacher with good references and lives around the corner. Was thinking maybe i could do a trial run of like an hour while i get my hair cut or something? makes me nervous to leave her with anyone, way more than i thought it would!
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 AM
So i interviewed a babysitter, she is a primary school teacher with good references and lives around the corner. Was thinking maybe i could do a trial run of like an hour while i get my hair cut or something? makes me nervous to leave her with anyone, way more than i thought it would!
I ran out of my migraine prescription and i’ve had no time to get to my doctor so i used this repeat script service on HotDoc. it was really good! they called me right away and now i have it
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I ran out of my migraine prescription and i’ve had no time to get to my doctor so i used this repeat script service on HotDoc. it was really good! they called me right away and now i have it
Mabel absolutely planted herself outside this house with a little spoodle until they brought the dog out to say hello. then she tried to stroll into the house. this dog, I don’t know.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Mabel absolutely planted herself outside this house with a little spoodle until they brought the dog out to say hello. then she tried to stroll into the house. this dog, I don’t know.
We made it to the farmers market, which i think is the first time i’ve got thee with Tilly. she wanted out of the pram to watch so we sat under a tree and chatted to people and i bought. cherry tart. it was lovely!
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We made it to the farmers market, which i think is the first time i’ve got thee with Tilly. she wanted out of the pram to watch so we sat under a tree and chatted to people and i bought. cherry tart. it was lovely!
so utterly drained
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 AM
so utterly drained
Matilda has had a 90 minute nap and i’ve wasted the whole thing sitting doing nothing 😝
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Matilda has had a 90 minute nap and i’ve wasted the whole thing sitting doing nothing 😝
i’m in love with these overalls.
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
i’m in love with these overalls.
We ran into Mabel’s from Molly and they had a big play. she loves the cooler weather.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
We ran into Mabel’s from Molly and they had a big play. she loves the cooler weather.
Matilda is absolutely fascinated by the rain. It rained a tonne her first month of life but i guess it didn’t make an impression 😝
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Matilda is absolutely fascinated by the rain. It rained a tonne her first month of life but i guess it didn’t make an impression 😝
We went to Monash Children’s today and that was a seven hour wait followed by 30 minutes of outright trauma that i never want to experience again. i think it’s fixed and she has four stitches because the underneath of her toe was literally hanging by a thread
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 AM
We went to Monash Children’s today and that was a seven hour wait followed by 30 minutes of outright trauma that i never want to experience again. i think it’s fixed and she has four stitches because the underneath of her toe was literally hanging by a thread
this is funny. Ormond was my closest station when those crossings were removed & i remember the debate. The plan was always to have parks underneath the rail line & people (the herald sun) carried on that they’d be crime ridden & dank. now they wish they had them! www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
How an ugly debate about level crossing blights Cheltenham’s landscape 10 years on
The legacy of a fierce and organised community campaign against building a “sky rail” continues to frustrate locals, who say requests to add greenery to the space have been denied.
www.theage.com.au
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
this is funny. Ormond was my closest station when those crossings were removed & i remember the debate. The plan was always to have parks underneath the rail line & people (the herald sun) carried on that they’d be crime ridden & dank. now they wish they had them! www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
I’m listening to this crime podcast and they are discussing the murderer seeing a sex therapist called Ginger Bush. that’s quite a name for a sex therapist
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’m listening to this crime podcast and they are discussing the murderer seeing a sex therapist called Ginger Bush. that’s quite a name for a sex therapist
I’m at the ER to Matilda’s toe but they want to refer her to a paediatric plastic surgeon as whatever it is is really embedded 😭 Feeling pretty shit for not just going straight to the ER
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I’m at the ER to Matilda’s toe but they want to refer her to a paediatric plastic surgeon as whatever it is is really embedded 😭 Feeling pretty shit for not just going straight to the ER
There’s gotta be some sort of Friends/Ross related joke in the Coalition breakup and reforming
a group of men are sitting on a couch and one of them is holding a piece of paper and saying we were on a break
ALT: a group of men are sitting on a couch and one of them is holding a piece of paper and saying we were on a break
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
There’s gotta be some sort of Friends/Ross related joke in the Coalition breakup and reforming
The past few days have been kind of calm and enjoyable. Maybe we’re finding our groove finally. I don’t feel like I’m just waiting for Tilly to fall asleep. I’ve cooked a few dinners.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The past few days have been kind of calm and enjoyable. Maybe we’re finding our groove finally. I don’t feel like I’m just waiting for Tilly to fall asleep. I’ve cooked a few dinners.
these two stare at me all day. i feel a bit self conscious about being so boring 😝
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
these two stare at me all day. i feel a bit self conscious about being so boring 😝
Woke up with a massive headache as my house drunk due to my pot smoking neighbour. opened every window and took the max of my migraine medication am i feel a bit better. Tilly is entranced by her kick an play piano which is good but means i have to listen to it 😝
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Woke up with a massive headache as my house drunk due to my pot smoking neighbour. opened every window and took the max of my migraine medication am i feel a bit better. Tilly is entranced by her kick an play piano which is good but means i have to listen to it 😝
