"Re: 'There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!': No there aren't, my side is the 'People Who Don't Fuck Children' side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?" — John Scalzi
"Re: 'There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!': No there aren't, my side is the 'People Who Don't Fuck Children' side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?" — John Scalzi
“Did anyone ever tell you you look just like Dustin Hoffman?”
“Did anyone ever tell you you look just like Dustin Hoffman?”
I guess so that our robot overlords don’t think I’m referring to doing cocaine with a 14 year old.
I guess so that our robot overlords don’t think I’m referring to doing cocaine with a 14 year old.
*they = co-workers, employees, the judicial system, other sexual predators, 77.3% of American voters, performatively shocked celebrities, the “he’s always been a gentleman to ME” crowd, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam
*they = co-workers, employees, the judicial system, other sexual predators, 77.3% of American voters, performatively shocked celebrities, the “he’s always been a gentleman to ME” crowd, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam
Me: [no time to wash my hair this morning]
Universe: [all-day-long torrential rain]
Me: [no time to wash my hair this morning]
Universe: [all-day-long torrential rain]