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Charley
@charley4sure.bsky.social
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He/Him

Just some guy. Usually a smartass, sometimes a dumbass, but almost always an ass
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left panel: a hot dog car with a sign reading "ICE Agents: Free hot dog (please show ID) top right panel: a stick figure with an unhappy expression, finger raised as if to argue bottom right panel: stick figure with a happy expression finger withdrawn, now gets it
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Probably just a little grubby. It's hard to stay pure in the face of this sort of evil.
There is a very interesting debate raging at the moment about the nature of sin, for example,” said Oats. “And what do they think? Against it, are they?” said Granny Weatherwax. “It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.” “Nope.” “Pardon?” “There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is. “It’s a lot more complicated than that . . .” “No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.” “Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes . . .” “But they starts with thinking about people as things . . . ” Terry Pratchett carpe jugulum
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Political violence is bad.

Some people pick weird Hill to die on.
Article headline: Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to keep second amendment April 6th, 2023
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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death playing a claw machine game, having just pulled James Dobson caption: you know what? I'll take it
August 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Picture of animated character Satan from SouthPark at a podium with a microphone. Satan: I will be suing SouthPark for $50M. Showing Trump in bed with me has done irreparable harm to my reputation.
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven't been released.
July 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Everyone loves unsolicited advice from potato-brained shitfuckers. Effin birds
July 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A picture of the Biting Pear of Salamanca (an anthropomorphized pear with a human mouth), in a field of grass and flowers with a stream and tower in the distance with the caption "LOL WUT"
July 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Newspaper article with a picture of a man with a gun. Headline: NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government Text: an embarrassed national rifle association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do
June 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I feel like this joke may have flown over your head.
Animated gif of the word "joke" flying over the head of a stick figure labeled "you"
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Hahaha Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHA
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The first person on that list looks kind of antitrump.

Am I reading this wrong?
Ivan #resist Don't blame me. I didn't vote for the guy. He/him.
June 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Crickets still chirping.
June 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Crickets still chirping
June 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Crickets chirping.
June 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Crickets chirping
June 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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@ poppy
Everybody loves unsolicited advice from a potato brained. S*** f***** effing birds
June 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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caption what in the fuck is wrong with you Picture of a bird.
June 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Map of the greater Los Angeles are with the tiny area of protests circled in red.
June 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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A bird with an appropriate statement
June 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Two pictures of Trump. First Caption. First term: elect a clown, expect a circus. Second Caption. Second term: elect a convict, expect crimes
May 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Sending oh-nos And anyways
May 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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You don't say reaction meme featuring Nicolas Cage
April 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM